Finish this sentence: You know you're out of shape when...

[TheCentaur]

...you get winded taking a shower

...you almost choke yourself out tying your shoes

[jarvol]

...you look like that personal trainer, ttwarrior.

[saints7011]

you wish the elavator on the casino boat would get repaired...

[pavyracer]

when ttwarrior1 looks better than you in spandex

[gohabsgo]

can't see you willy anymore

[TheCentaur]

...the waiter asks if anyone would care for dessert and everyone looks at you

[TR88]

...the waiter asks if anyone would care for dessert and everyone looks at you

[iifold]

...you wish you were one of the guys on "carfellas"

[Ice House]

you know your out of shape when you need an inhaler after sex

[TheCentaur]

...instead of more fat jokes people now make genuine inquiries about your cholesterol and blood pressure

[bigboydan]

When Deuce beats you in a 50 yard sprint.

[frostno98]

Posting over 20k at SBR within a 2 year span.

[Matt1144]

you wish the elavator on the casino boat would get repaired...

That one got me

[Fishhead]

..............you can only shoot your wad 1.13 inches.

...

[frankzig]

[frankzig]

[mh217]

people can hear you breathe

[seaborneq]

You always want the woman to get on top during sex because you can't support your body weight with your arms.

[seaborneq]

You leave stuff on the floor because you hate to bend down any more. The floor looks as far away as the sun.

[HoulihansTX]

You do not even bother looing in the mirror anymore.

[Holtgetsback]

When you don't leave the house for weeks at a time, because you do not want to be seen. When you go days without eating or drinking anything because your self hatred is so strong you wish you were dead but don't have the fukkin balls to actually pull that trigger.. When you sleep for 24+ hours in a row because waking up you would have to be yourself. You know you're out of shape when your favorite part of the day is abusing prescription pain killers and hoping your arch fukkin nemesis on SBR loses his/her bet. When you haven't been laid in 6 years and 57 days. When you don't take showers for weeks at a time and have so much acne covering your back and chest you look like a giant fukkin pepperoni. Whenever you get drunk you end up emotionally unstable and begging for your mother. When you sabotage any opportunity at positivity and success. When you fade yourself because deep inside you fukkin hate yourself. When you cut yourself across the street because you don't have the fukkin balls to go down the road. When your favorite hobby is peaking out the fukkin blinds and watching people and wishing ill things upon them.

[will2survive]

The floor looks as far as the sun--Thats a great one. I've always been in shape.Since I had surgery, I've put on 20 pounds (I look in shape to most people but I can see the love handles)--I agree with the bending and tying shoes. You sit up straight and catch your wind. Not good

[WvGambler]

When you don't leave the house for weeks at a time, because you do not want to be seen. When you go days without eating or drinking anything because your self hatred is so strong you wish you were dead but don't have the fukkin balls to actually pull that trigger.. When you sleep for 24+ hours in a row because waking up you would have to be yourself. You know you're out of shape when your favorite part of the day is abusing prescription pain killers and hoping your arch fukkin nemesis on SBR loses his/her bet. When you haven't been laid in 6 years and 57 days. When you don't take showers for weeks at a time and have so much acne covering your back and chest you look like a giant fukkin pepperoni. Whenever you get drunk you end up emotionally unstable and begging for your mother. When you sabotage any opportunity at positivity and success. When you fade yourself because deep inside you fukkin hate yourself. When you cut yourself across the street because you don't have the fukkin balls to go down the road. When your favorite hobby is peaking out the fukkin blinds and watching people and wishing ill things upon them.

someone get their arms around this guy.....he seems troubled!

[chilidog]

When you don't leave the house for weeks at a time, because you do not want to be seen. When you go days without eating or drinking anything because your self hatred is so strong you wish you were dead but don't have the fukkin balls to actually pull that trigger.. When you sleep for 24+ hours in a row because waking up you would have to be yourself. You know you're out of shape when your favorite part of the day is abusing prescription pain killers and hoping your arch fukkin nemesis on SBR loses his/her bet. When you haven't been laid in 6 years and 57 days. When you don't take showers for weeks at a time and have so much acne covering your back and chest you look like a giant fukkin pepperoni. Whenever you get drunk you end up emotionally unstable and begging for your mother. When you sabotage any opportunity at positivity and success. When you fade yourself because deep inside you fukkin hate yourself. When you cut yourself across the street because you don't have the fukkin balls to go down the road. When your favorite hobby is peaking out the fukkin blinds and watching people and wishing ill things upon them.

Wow man. I really hope things get better for you. Seriously.

[Holtgetsback]

someone get their arms around this guy.....he seems troubled!

Wow man. I really hope things get better for you. Seriously.

Boys I was imagining the life of daimoshakge/bateman

I got laid this morning and will again later tonight.(live with my girl)

You boys are thoughtful though

[jarvol]

When you don't leave the house for weeks at a time, because you do not want to be seen. When you go days without eating or drinking anything because your self hatred is so strong you wish you were dead but don't have the fukkin balls to actually pull that trigger.. When you sleep for 24+ hours in a row because waking up you would have to be yourself. You know you're out of shape when your favorite part of the day is abusing prescription pain killers and hoping your arch fukkin nemesis on SBR loses his/her bet. When you haven't been laid in 6 years and 57 days. When you don't take showers for weeks at a time and have so much acne covering your back and chest you look like a giant fukkin pepperoni. Whenever you get drunk you end up emotionally unstable and begging for your mother. When you sabotage any opportunity at positivity and success. When you fade yourself because deep inside you fukkin hate yourself. When you cut yourself across the street because you don't have the fukkin balls to go down the road. When your favorite hobby is peaking out the fukkin blinds and watching people and wishing ill things upon them.

POTM right here.

[Hitchens]

... you get winded walking to the fridge

[8ArIvd5]

you get exhausted doing household chores

[thejanitor]

You know you're out of shape when the PT grabs the AED on the way to putting you on the treadmill

[Ice House]

your out of shape when ...... your too tired to fukkk

[Tech N9ne]

Your out of shape when.....


You can't see your dick n balls

Too easy

[jjaycuny]

You think to yourself "damn, JJgold is in good shape.."

[downsouth]

Slowpitch softball games are considered excercise in your life.

[3PtShooter]

french toast,,,,bacon,,,,coffee

[CollegeOverUnder]

when you live in America and only 3 in 10 adults get the recommended amount of physical activity.

when you post on SBR because SBR would be out of business without all the out of shape people on this forum