my girlfriend hasnt blown me once in 6 months

[samdapatriotsfan]

Could be she doesn't like the taste of shit in her mouth.

[EaglesPhan36]

The whole argument of "if you go down on her" - she'll reciprocate is garbage. The majority of girls aren't going down on you unless ..

A. They are drunk & horny.
B. On drugs & horny.
C. You ask for it.
D. It gets them something they want.

[White Rhino]

Well this will prepare you for marriage life.

[jarvol]

1. Kick her to the curb
2. Find another girlfriend
3. Remove marriage from your bucket list.

[keyboarding]

If she's only doing it every 6 months I can't imagine it's all that good in the first place.

[Masu485]

1. Kick her to the curb
2. Find another girlfriend
3. Remove marriage from your bucket list.

[icemaster47]

run, don't walk, run. If there was ever a time to not settle, it's now. It won't get better, trust me I know

[trixtrix]

you need to take the initiative and blow her first

[pavyracer]

Sup,
My girlfriend and future wife has blown me once in the last 6 months and it was on my birthday. I love this woman and am most likely going to marry. **** my life. That is all.

Wait until you marry her and she won't blow you ever again!

[T4k]

What is the line for your next bj?

o/u 5.5 months?

[Rich Boy]

What is the line for your next bj?

o/u 5.5 months?

Ill take that fkn over

No chance this guy is getting a BJ anytime soon. He is obviously not man enough to demand a BJ. His girl probably makes all the decisions in the house.

[jwbama23]

Dude, I got a bj per week from the ole lady when we dated. Got married in May and have got 3 since and only once until I finished and she pulls her mouth off now which she never did before. They use that shit (and anal) to lock you in then when they got you they never give it to you again.

[Ice House]

if your girl don't want to blow you... you are with the wrong girl. Most girls like to slob on it.... if not ... maybe you should improve your hygiene

[Ice House]

talk to her about it... posting about it on the forum just hurts your internet street credit

[thejanitor]

Thank you for the replies and advices gentlemen,
I kept silence for 5 months, then brought it up in a nice way.. this did not improve matters so I flipped out yesterday on her..
She used to be a star, first 6 months we started having sex she was a bj-queen...
after flipping out, she kept saying i overreacted.. however i asked some female friends and they said i underreacted over the past 6 months..
we will see what happens in the next few months

These female friends seem cool about it. Obviously some girls do not like giving BJ's so if you want one regularly then it would be best to find a girl that enjoys them. Even if you were to talk to her about it you don't want it to feel like she's doing it because she has to. If she doesn't want to please you sexually then it may be time to walk. You don't want this frustration building up for years.

Find a girl that will give you a backend BJ too. Those are the best. After she's done she'll finish you off with a BJ.

Hope it works out either way for you. If you stay with her at least you'll have something to look forward to on your next birthday. Good luck guy.

[vtipster]

F.UcK her and put the c0c.K on her face! Slap her if she doesn suck and say she is your bitch.

[Cap dat 4ss]

Lets slow down guys. The girl may have a valid reason. I bet the guy doesn't scrub up down there enough and tastes like soured milk and honey mustard. He probably doesn't man scape enough and gets sweaty. So he wants a girl to go down on his sweaty rooster region that likely has a soured milk taste and he likely doesn't even use the moisturized wipes after shitting. Guy is a fukking train wreck down in that area and he expects a BJ. Take care of your own self first and then I bet she'll be more receptive. God guys can be so thick

[Stumpage]

Lets slow down guys. The girl may have a valid reason. I bet the guy doesn't scrub up down there enough and tastes like soured milk and honey mustard. He probably doesn't man scape enough and gets sweaty. So he wants a girl to go down on his sweaty rooster region that likely has a soured milk taste and he likely doesn't even use the moisturized wipes after shitting. Guy is a fukking train wreck down in that area and he expects a BJ. Take care of your own self first and then I bet she'll be more receptive. God guys can be so thick

Thankfully, I have no idea one way or the other how accurate your statement is, but that's some of the funniest shit I've read around here for a while.....

[gomiamigo]

Find a girl who likes giving head instead.

[Rich Boy]

Use reverse psychology

tell her that her BJ technique sucks. She will try to prove to you that it doesnt...

[crustyme]

maybe she did, just ask your other personalities.

[Ice House]

Find a girl who likes giving head instead.

ding ding ding we have a winner. believe it or not some girls actually enjoy doing giving BJ's

[allabout the $$$]

man up and tell her if you dont like giving me head i will find someone that will that will show you if she really wants to marry you

[DrStale]

Go down on her and she'll go down on you. If she still doesn't, kick er to the curb.

[gomiamigo]

ding ding ding we have a winner. believe it or not some girls actually enjoy doing giving BJ's

Most of the girls I've met have no problems at all with it. Some minority of them prefer not to swallow, but that's a minor issue compared to no oral.

[flyingillini]

go meet a hyna on lavalife

[Samson420]

dude i got a "friend" that i nicknamed blow-n-go.....she comes and blows then goes LOVE IT!

[Rich Boy]

Most blow-n-go's cost ~$100

[trixtrix]

Lets slow down guys. The girl may have a valid reason. I bet the guy doesn't scrub up down there enough and tastes like soured milk and honey mustard. He probably doesn't man scape enough and gets sweaty. So he wants a girl to go down on his sweaty rooster region that likely has a soured milk taste and he likely doesn't even use the moisturized wipes after shitting. Guy is a fukking train wreck down in that area and he expects a BJ. Take care of your own self first and then I bet she'll be more receptive. God guys can be so thick

agreed, that's why it helps to taste yourself first to make sure everything is kosher..

[Waterstpub87]

Thank you for the replies and advices gentlemen, I kept silence for 5 months, then brought it up in a nice way.. this did not improve matters so I flipped out yesterday on her.. She used to be a star, first 6 months we started having sex she was a bj-queen... after flipping out, she kept saying i overreacted.. however i asked some female friends and they said i underreacted over the past 6 months.. we will see what happens in the next few months

Don't ever ask her friends about anything. It makes you look like a total puss.

[keyboarding]

Don't ever ask her friends about anything. It makes you look like a total puss.

You mean the fact he can't get oral from his girlfriend hasn't already solidified his reputation as a giant pussy already?

God bless.

[Alfie B]

Get a new girl. Simple. .

[acarmelo1]

Get a $2 thoothless Hooker

[bettilimbroke999]

Tell her to do some mouth fuckin or **** off

[nyplayer33]

here is my answer..when she wants jewelry, engagement ring that she wants, go to store when she is sick..many other things..just say i diont do that..like she tells you bout bj's...fkin people are in it for themselves