my girlfriend hasnt blown me once in 6 months

killawookie · 08-23-11, 10:38 PM

Are you either fat, dirty, smelly, or just plain ugly or something?

bipolar · 08-23-11, 10:39 PM

Quite the opposite, I'm tall, athletic, good looking, white and wealthy. Serious.

warriorfan707 · 08-23-11, 10:40 PM

fukk her mouth while shes asleep

BigSpoon · 08-23-11, 10:46 PM

Sounds like you got 100 problems.

stikymess · 08-23-11, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by warriorfan707

fukk her mouth while shes asleep

That's funny. Thanks for the laugh 707

Seriously be an adult and ask her about it. If bj's are going away now forget about it after your married. Be sure to express how important they are to you.

killawookie · 08-23-11, 10:49 PM

My girlfriend will want it maybe ONCE every 6 months .. that's why its OUR job to push and pressure them, lol. But before I question why she isn't sexually active AT ALL with you (or just BJs?) .. why haven't you stuck it in her mouth .. seriously?

DiggityDaggityDo · 08-23-11, 10:51 PM

We need to dig deeper boys. How long have you been with her? How often did you get BJs in the past?

Did the BJs slow down after you proposed??? Give us some more info, guy.

stikymess · 08-23-11, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

We need to dig deeper boys. How long have you been with her? How often did you get BJs in the past?
Did the BJs slow down after you proposed??? Give us some more info, guy.

Good points, can only speak for myself but NO BJ's or rare BJ's would be a deal breaker.

thechaoz · 08-23-11, 10:58 PM

Wow no bjs is Def a deal breaker without a doubt.

Dutch · 08-23-11, 11:02 PM

You're not even married and she's already gotten lazy? That's bad news.

MendozaLine · 08-23-11, 11:04 PM

Well you are bipolar

BigLouie66 · 08-23-11, 11:07 PM

just go 69 on her and dive that muff, she cant play the nuts the whole time...

LLXC · 08-23-11, 11:10 PM

You need to go down on her, and she will return the favor.

TheMoneyShot · 08-23-11, 11:13 PM

Wow... this thread reminds me of the time when I was 19... taking this 18 year old out. The date was going absolutely horrible. We had nothing in common. She was a real stuck up Scorpio Bit#$. It's like she purposely gave wrong answers... just to ruin the date??? Then all of a sudden... we're sitting in Taco Bell (HA HA HA!! Laugh) and I said... "So... what do you feel about blow jobs?" Then she goes... excuse me? I said... oh ya... well... you heard me... what do you think about sucking co#$? Is it your thing or not??? She goes... you piss with that thing? Why would I put it in my mouth? So... I said.. are you strictly against it? She goes... I'm not ever sucking anyone's co#$. I seriously got up... threw my stuff away... and she was like what are you doing??? I said... Um... I'm taking you home this date is over. Naturally the car ride to her house was hilarious.

Point is... I could never... NEVER... EVER be with a chick who wasn't into sucking co#$. I don't care if she's the hottest babe on the planet... if you don't give head... peace. If you're a chick... you MUST POLISH POLE!!! PERIOD.

onlooker · 08-23-11, 11:13 PM

Find a side b!tch that likes to give head. Problem solved.

Ice House · 08-23-11, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by bipolar

Quite the opposite, I'm tall, athletic, good looking, white and wealthy. Serious.

a self proclaimed wealthy guy ... who also says he is good looking and his user name is Bipolar ... what a wierdo.

fishmonger · 08-23-11, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by thechaoz

Wow no bjs is Def a deal breaker without a doubt.

I second that.

TexansFan · 08-23-11, 11:43 PM

Could be she doesn't like the taste of shit in her mouth.

bettilimbroke999 · 08-23-11, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by bipolar

Quite the opposite, I'm tall, athletic, good looking, white and wealthy. Serious.

Translation: Fat, unattractive, Mexican and full of shit

If you were all the things you claim you'd have to fight that bitch to get her mouth of your cok

But forget your delusional bullshit, if your future wife wont give you head once in 6 months grab the engagement ring and punt that lazy bitch to the curb

Rich Boy · 08-24-11, 12:05 AM

Just pay for a BJ

dont pay more than $100 though...

LarrysKid · 08-24-11, 12:18 AM

You need to take the initiative if you want a blow job. I'm married and while I don't initiate every time it is mostly me (75/25). Be a strong male in the sack. Most women enjoy a man who knows how he likes it and is not shy about getting what he wants out of the experience. Don't be forceful but do take control.

jackpot269 · 08-24-11, 12:19 AM

Wow I wish you many happy years and think you got all the advice you needed right here to save your marriage !!!!

tenbas · 08-24-11, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by bipolar

Quite the opposite, I'm tall, athletic, good looking, white and wealthy. Serious.

Because when you write serious on the internets it has got to be true.

darrell74 · 08-24-11, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Translation: Fat, unattractive, Mexican and full of shit

If you were all the things you claim you'd have to fight that bitch to get her mouth of your cok

But forget your delusional bullshit, if your future wife wont give you head once in 6 months grab the engagement ring and punt that lazy bitch to the curb

Grandmaster B · 08-24-11, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by TexansFan

Could be she doesn't like the taste of shit in her mouth.

and how would YOU know what it tastes like?

Ian · 08-24-11, 04:13 AM

I used to date a bitch who wouldn't suck dick. I put up with her for a while because she looked 19, but one can only deal with a cunty piece of white trash for so long.

Cap dat 4ss · 08-24-11, 04:57 AM

Have you talked with her about it? Does she like it when you eat her pussy?
Are you good at eating pussy? Do you scrub your junk clean with soap, water and a hand towel every day? Are you man scaped?

slatter · 08-24-11, 07:37 AM

All important questions. And I'd add that (hopefully) she's letting you get some, even if it's not via mouth.

I/O · 08-24-11, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by Cap dat 4ss

Are you good at eating pussy? Do you scrub your junk clean with soap, water and a hand towel every day? Are you man scaped? Do you have a curved dick?

Yich123 · 08-24-11, 09:10 AM

maybe if you go down on her and ask her to return the favor, or maybe do it at once you know 69 it up bro! the 6 months if your lack of effort my man...

babyjesus · 08-24-11, 09:52 AM

that sucks buddy. you should say something to her. or start eating her out everyday so she gets the fukin hint

bipolar · 08-24-11, 10:41 AM

Thank you for the replies and advices gentlemen,
I kept silence for 5 months, then brought it up in a nice way.. this did not improve matters so I flipped out yesterday on her..
She used to be a star, first 6 months we started having sex she was a bj-queen...
after flipping out, she kept saying i overreacted.. however i asked some female friends and they said i underreacted over the past 6 months..
we will see what happens in the next few months

bettilimbroke999 · 08-24-11, 10:45 AM

You should just SMILE and BLOW ME!!!

Stumpage · 08-24-11, 10:54 AM

Didn't overreact at all.....I think it'll work out for you. Had a similar situation with the missus a couple years back and finally voiced my concerns, quite diplomatically bit also quite strongly. Since then she gets into BJ mode fairly regularly and goes at it like she hasn't eaten for a week.....