My wife says she doesn't care if I get a massage with happy ending

[onlooker]

100% sure she's not cheating. We have 3 kids...

I'm not saying she is cheating or anything, but if that is your excuse for her, then it is a bad one. I have smashed a couple married women that have kids. It don't matter to them.

[infamousbacardi]

lol... Paranoid fuks. Yer all missing the point. 100% sure she's not cheating. We have 3 kids... The point here is that a guy getting a massage and getting a hj from a complete stranger is harmless if you look at it the right way. You also have to have a healthy relationship and a girl who is not a psycho jealous bitch, which most are... Fortunately mine isn't. Maybe I'm just a lucky fuk.

"If you look at it the right way"?? Neither is killing a million people because they aren't the same race or religion as you "if you look at it the right way"...wtf does that mean!? "If you look at it the right way"....

Sounds like an attempt at justification on that one...I'd just be safe and not do it, yeah.

[blackbeSSt]

100% sure she's not cheating. We have 3 kids...

you'll be singing a different tune when kid #4 shows up and it's nappy headed and black

[Lint Pockets]

you'll be singing a different tune when kid #4 shows up and it's nappy headed and black

[keyboarding]

lol... Paranoid fuks. Yer all missing the point. 100% sure she's not cheating. We have 3 kids... The point here is that a guy getting a massage and getting a hj from a complete stranger is harmless if you look at it the right way. You also have to have a healthy relationship and a girl who is not a psycho jealous bitch, which most are... Fortunately mine isn't. Maybe I'm just a lucky fuk.

I don't think you understand how dysfunctional of a statement your wife actually made. Maybe you two have a healthy relationship (3 kids and whatnot) but for fukk's sake, permission to ejaculate from stimulation from another woman is not something a wife ever gives. Has nothing to do with being a "psycho jealous bitch".

Maybe your penis is fukking gross, pal.

God bless.

[Gruntworker]

I guess the question here is why wouldn't she just do it for you?

Oh, and yeah... I've only known one woman to ever say that to her husband... but she worked at a massage parlor and had a different outlook on things.

[tommygun]

just do it and tell her you didnt get a happy ending.

[tommygun]

This can only end badly imo.

[zam77]

I don't think you understand how dysfunctional of a statement your wife actually made. Maybe you two have a healthy relationship (3 kids and whatnot) but for fukk's sake, permission to ejaculate from stimulation from another woman is not something a wife ever gives. Has nothing to do with being a "psycho jealous bitch". Maybe your penis is fukking gross, pal. God bless.

wtf... sure hope that's not the case.

I mean you're entitled to your opinion and all, but don't think you have all the answers man. Everyones marriage is different... I'm content in saying I have a fuking awesome wife. Sure, marriage ain't all peaches and cream, but I can say with confidence ours will last. If you knew us personally your rationale would be different. Trust me it's not like I think what she says is normal... but It doesn't make it wrong, and personally, i've never been a big fan of normal anyway.

[warriorfan707]

Handjobs are stupid, I hate handjobs

[keyboarding]

wtf... sure hope that's not the case.

I mean you're entitled to your opinion and all, but don't think you have all the answers man. Everyones marriage is different... I'm content in saying I have a fuking awesome wife. Sure, marriage ain't all peaches and cream, but I can say with confidence ours will last. If you knew us personally your rationale would be different. Trust me it's not like I think what she says is normal... but It doesn't make it wrong, and personally, i've never been a big fan of normal anyway.

I'm not saying your marriage is doomed or anything. People stay together through domestic violence, infidelity, and a million other things. Permission to get a handjob isn't the most insane thing in the world by any means but it just doesn't make any sense.