My wife says she doesn't care if I get a massage with happy ending

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  • zam77
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-10
    • 3586

    #1
    My wife says she doesn't care if I get a massage with happy ending
    Says its no big deal and it actually makes sense.

    Says why would guy want massage without one... it seems cruel?

    Told me no mouth, no vagina though. I get that... not intersted.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Lol

    Zammer your strange like Chris Mullin
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #3
      Just a rub and tug?

      No head?

      eh.
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      • JohnGalt2341
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-31-09
        • 9138

        #4
        Does your wife have any sisters in the Atlanta area that share her beliefs?
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        • FuzzyDunlop
          SBR MVP
          • 01-15-11
          • 2422

          #5
          trap
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          • mrmarket
            SBR MVP
            • 01-26-10
            • 4953

            #6
            She's cheating on you.
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            • zam77
              SBR MVP
              • 11-03-10
              • 3586

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Lol Zammer your strange like Chris Mullin
              thank you for the compliment

              Originally posted by mrmarket
              She's cheating on you.
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                quid pro quo

                what till u hear what she wants
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                • WvGambler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-19-10
                  • 11618

                  #9
                  Sounds like a good deal. 30$ is my going rate, but my shirt stays on...I'm not some homo.
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                  • ShogunRua
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-23-09
                    • 4668

                    #10
                    I can only imagine what her massage guy does to her...
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                    • JMobile
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-21-10
                      • 19074

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrmarket
                      She's cheating on you.

                      She already got a happy ending and wants you to get one too so she won't live with the guilt.
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                      • zam77
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-03-10
                        • 3586

                        #12
                        not cheating... we are in love. she cares about my penis' well being... that is all
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          Originally posted by zam77
                          not cheating... we are in love. she cares about my penis' well being... that is all
                          Suuuuuuuuuuuure. LOL
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                          • samdapatriotsfan
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-10-08
                            • 1585

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WvGambler
                            Sounds like a good deal. 30$ is my going rate, but my shirt stays on...I'm not some homo.

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                            • soxwin1917
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-09-08
                              • 1188

                              #15
                              Originally posted by zam77
                              not cheating... we are in love. she cares about my penis' well being... that is all
                              Hahaha it's a trap!
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                              • soxwin1917
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-09-08
                                • 1188

                                #16
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                                • FuzzyDunlop
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-15-11
                                  • 2422

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by zam77
                                  she cares about my penis' well being... that is all
                                  Then she should suck it.
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                                  • acarmelo1
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-29-09
                                    • 6321

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                    Then she should suck it.
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                                    • zam77
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-03-10
                                      • 3586

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                      Then she should suck it.
                                      fuzzball we have a great sex life... always have. she is very unique though, some things don't bother her like they would other girls. getting a hj after a massage is not something that tweeks a nerve... kinda makes sense if you ask me. I say "good for for her" (and me).
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                                      • I/O
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 05-26-11
                                        • 7922

                                        #20
                                        when you start opening these doors, the lines get blurred

                                        can only lead to bad!
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                                        • letsgo
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-27-10
                                          • 2204

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by zam77
                                          Says its no big deal and it actually makes sense.

                                          Says why would guy want massage without one... it seems cruel?

                                          Told me no mouth, no vagina though. I get that... not intersted.
                                          She didn't say no butt.
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                                          • zam77
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-03-10
                                            • 3586

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by I/O
                                            when you start opening these doors, the lines get blurred can only lead to bad!
                                            point taken. to be honest, i'm not sure if i have it in me. maybe if she was there or she actually instigated it... like maybe she bought the massage for me and said "enjoy babe". don't think i could do it without her knowing though... even if she says she doesn't care.
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                                            • acarmelo1
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-29-09
                                              • 6321

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by zam77
                                              point taken. to be honest, i'm not sure if i have it in me. maybe if she was there or she actually instigated it... like maybe she bought the massage for me and said "enjoy babe". don't think i could do it without her knowing though... even if she says she doesn't care.
                                              Does the Girl needs to be asian?
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                                              • zam77
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-03-10
                                                • 3586

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by acarmelo1
                                                Does the Girl needs to be asian?
                                                Guess I can't be too picky as long as she is hot enough to give me a woodrow... but to remain in conjunction with the "traditional" sense of a happy ending, I would prefer an Asian.
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                                                • robmpink
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                                                  • 01-09-07
                                                  • 13205

                                                  #25
                                                  would it bother you if the neighbor rubbed her cl*t?
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                                                  • Dutch
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-21-10
                                                    • 4339

                                                    #26
                                                    You say you two are in love, if this was the case she wouldn't want some chick tugging on her mans junk. She doesn't love you or she's testing you.

                                                    Do not fail the test!

                                                    If you do she'll bring it up every fuking time you guys are even close to fighting.
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                                                    • TRE1968
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 08-09-09
                                                      • 425

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by robmpink
                                                      would it bother you if the neighbor rubbed her cl*t?
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                                                      • MarkDee
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 01-03-10
                                                        • 427

                                                        #28
                                                        even if you do it, NEVER admit to it
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                                                        • MarlinsFan2212
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-19-10
                                                          • 1325

                                                          #29
                                                          Cares about your Penis +1000
                                                          Cheating on you -800

                                                          Your in denial. Set up a camera in the bed room, and youll see. Guessing about an hour after you go to work your wife has some 6'4" black guy named Bubba come in and rock her world.
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                                                          • mtneer1212
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-22-08
                                                            • 4993

                                                            #30
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                                                            • keyboarding
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 07-30-09
                                                              • 6817

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop
                                                              trap
                                                              Originally posted by mrmarket
                                                              She's cheating on you.
                                                              Originally posted by wtf
                                                              quid pro quo

                                                              what till u hear what she wants
                                                              Originally posted by I/O
                                                              when you start opening these doors, the lines get blurred
                                                              Sharp posts.
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                                                              • Lint Pockets
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-19-10
                                                                • 1211

                                                                #32
                                                                Yea she says it's no big deal because she's a slut who is cheating on you wake up there pal. You're at work while she is at home blowing the mexican landscaper.
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                                                                • dwang0725
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 09-23-10
                                                                  • 330

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Why not just get a tug from your wife? It's free.
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                                                                  • onlooker
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                                                                    • 08-10-05
                                                                    • 36572

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Something is up.
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                                                                    • zam77
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-03-10
                                                                      • 3586

                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol... Paranoid fuks. Yer all missing the point. 100% sure she's not cheating. We have 3 kids... The point here is that a guy getting a massage and getting a hj from a complete stranger is harmless if you look at it the right way. You also have to have a healthy relationship and a girl who is not a psycho jealous bitch, which most are... Fortunately mine isn't. Maybe I'm just a lucky fuk.
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