I Banged The Mom Today

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  • NYER5680
    SBR MVP
    • 05-10-07
    • 1486

    #71
    quite possibly you banged the missing link.
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    • Br0nxer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-25-11
      • 13665

      #72
      Originally posted by Deuce




      tell me thats not her.

      please tell me thats not her

      i cant read the whole thread. will be 10 minutes of my life i can never retrieve. need the cliff notes. tell me this isnt her
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      • RockBottom
        SBR MVP
        • 12-03-08
        • 1448

        #73
        Originally posted by raydog
        calm down guys...he did give us fair warning and say that she "wasnt that hot".
        Watch it on the fair warning, TIA.
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        • YorkHunt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-11-10
          • 7496

          #74
          <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdefee/2102646134/" title="my feet by machonachoandfriends, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2294/2102646134_aa8807f987.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="my feet"></a>
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          • daneault23
            SBR MVP
            • 09-08-09
            • 3873

            #75
            Zeta this can't possibly be true is it

            where tha fukk do you find women like this?? WTF
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            • Gruntworker
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 02-12-11
              • 777

              #76
              This has to be one big level... seriously... right???
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              • Dad
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-26-08
                • 23245

                #77
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #78
                  Lucky motherfukker.

                  Some guys just have it. Don't be jealous, haters.
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                  • N.O.S.
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-18-10
                    • 843

                    #79
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                    • RubberKettle
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-28-09
                      • 6421

                      #80
                      Good one Zeta.
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #81
                        Originally posted by nyjets15
                        U might as well just post the ass pictures.....can't get anyworse
                        What?

                        Thought these were just the ass pics???

                        Oh My God....please tell me they were!!
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                        • Extra Innings
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-26-10
                          • 15058

                          #82
                          The beauty of this thread....is it is so easy to back out of.....

                          It's on the level of saying I had threesome with this....or placed a World Series Wager on the Astros....just a win-win for Zeta as he tests the levels of decency on the forum.
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                          • oiler
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-06-09
                            • 6585

                            #83
                            usually guys say they got a hummer but in his case he got a nummer lol
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #84
                              What the fukk bro, u hit that after only one shot of vodka???? I would have needed at least half the bottle. Then maybe MAYBE she would have to rape me. Unbelievable.
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                              • Cougar Bait
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-04-07
                                • 18282

                                #85
                                Zeta you'll be playing bingo on Friday's and you'll be waking up at 6am to go to Old Country Buffet in no time

                                Just make sure you pull out

                                You don't want to end up being a widow when granny dies from childbirth
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                                • JMobile
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-21-10
                                  • 19074

                                  #86
                                  Still Unreal!!!!
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                                  • Rich Boy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-01-09
                                    • 9714

                                    #87
                                    This is funny shit
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                                    • spankie
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-10-11
                                      • 9992

                                      #88
                                      un. fuking. real.
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                                      • sportfan
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-22-09
                                        • 10111

                                        #89
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                                        • CarpeDime
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-01-09
                                          • 7873

                                          #90
                                          man the saloon is WHERE ITS AT

                                          zeta NICE JOB BRO

                                          its the guys who will bang anything that become the guys that can bang everything

                                          WELL DONE ZETA!!!
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                                          • Resler
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-03-10
                                            • 1417

                                            #91
                                            Zeta, you remind me of my cousin, you'll bang anything! I just want to know how the hell they got those pictures off your computer.
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                                            • Roy Halladay
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-27-10
                                              • 1074

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                              For the Love of God...is she a Leper?
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                                              • Matches Malone
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 10-28-10
                                                • 379

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by Deuce


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                                                • CarpeDime
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-01-09
                                                  • 7873

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                                  Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

                                                  That's the "Mom" you nailed?

                                                  Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
                                                  common pal give the kid a brake hes gonna be a great seducer one day hes got all the tools

                                                  if he wants to start off with MILFs of other species before he starts in with human MILFS well let him do what hes gotta do

                                                  not even saying thats the case here, she looks human to me, but even if shes not no big deal
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                                                  • pronk
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 11-22-08
                                                    • 6887

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                    she invited me over her house. i used tracer's advice here. i asked her what her fav liquor was and she was like any type of vodka. i stole a handle of smirnoff from my parents cupboard. so i get there and her place is nice, she has her own apartment. she said she dropped her kid off at her parents house for the day so we could hang out alone. at this point i knew i was gonna score.

                                                    so we start mixing some drinks. i pour vodka in 2 cups and then add some fruity substance as a mixer. so we are sipping drinks on the couch while watching the met game. at this point i had about 1 shot worth of liquor and i was tipsy. i start working my moves. i massaged her neck when she started moaning and then she jumped on me. so yeah we did it. i will limit the content to PG-rated material here as i do not want thread moved to private zone.

                                                    guys i took pics of her but i will not post them here as i do not want to get buried by the forum.

                                                    bobby she has a sister that is single. i might bring both of them to the ac bash so you can bang them too. you need an older more experienced woman for your first time.

                                                    shari do not bury in this thread thanks

                                                    Where did you kids meet? Poor Bobby...
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                                                    • yisman
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-01-08
                                                      • 75682

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by RockBottom
                                                      Watch it on the fair warning, TIA.
                                                      What?


                                                      Congrats Zeta.
                                                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                      [/quote]

                                                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                      • Cougar Bait
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-04-07
                                                        • 18282

                                                        #97
                                                        [ATTACH]31130[/ATTACH]
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                                                        • Dabeergod
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-30-10
                                                          • 5503

                                                          #98
                                                          Way to go Z...
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                                                          • Cougar Bait
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-04-07
                                                            • 18282

                                                            #99
                                                            Hey I found another possible hottie for you Zeta

                                                            She's got experience

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                                                            • frizzelli
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-06-10
                                                              • 8916

                                                              #100
                                                              unfukkinreal
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                                                              • wquine
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-30-09
                                                                • 2047

                                                                #101
                                                                don't know what to believe here, but thx for the entertainment!
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                                                                • Br0nxer
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-25-11
                                                                  • 13665

                                                                  #102
                                                                  This lady is definitely missing a few strands of DNA.
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                                                                  • JMobile
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-21-10
                                                                    • 19074

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by Cougar Bait
                                                                    [ATTACH]31130[/ATTACH]
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                                                                    • Vaughany
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 03-07-10
                                                                      • 45563

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Horrific
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                                                                      • Resler
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 11-03-10
                                                                        • 1417

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Are you going to bang her again zeta, and how was it? Was she a looey goosey?
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