I Banged The Mom Today

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  • ZetaPsi808
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-18-08
    • 12119

    #1
    I Banged The Mom Today
    she invited me over her house. i used tracer's advice here. i asked her what her fav liquor was and she was like any type of vodka. i stole a handle of smirnoff from my parents cupboard. so i get there and her place is nice, she has her own apartment. she said she dropped her kid off at her parents house for the day so we could hang out alone. at this point i knew i was gonna score.

    so we start mixing some drinks. i pour vodka in 2 cups and then add some fruity substance as a mixer. so we are sipping drinks on the couch while watching the met game. at this point i had about 1 shot worth of liquor and i was tipsy. i start working my moves. i massaged her neck when she started moaning and then she jumped on me. so yeah we did it. i will limit the content to PG-rated material here as i do not want thread moved to private zone.

    guys i took pics of her but i will not post them here as i do not want to get buried by the forum.

    bobby she has a sister that is single. i might bring both of them to the ac bash so you can bang them too. you need an older more experienced woman for your first time.

    shari do not bury in this thread thanks
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    I do not believe Zeta here
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    • Djstucky
      SBR MVP
      • 02-27-11
      • 2993

      #3
      Sounds like an eventful day you enjoyed...congrats!!!
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      • Deuce
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        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4


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        • spankie
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          • 02-10-11
          • 9992

          #5
          holy fuking shit zeta.. i saw the pics..

          dear god..


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          • CanuckG
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-23-10
            • 21978

            #6
            Hahahahaha love this
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            • onetrickpony
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              • 08-23-10
              • 9434

              #7
              and burial begins
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              • Rod1010
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                • 09-01-10
                • 6208

                #8
                omg

                omg


                omg




                what did i just see!!!
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                • daneault23
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-08-09
                  • 3871

                  #9
                  Zeta you use a condom guy??
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                  • stevek173
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                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #10
                    If this is true salud brother

                    not sure if it's true

                    Edit: WHOAH WTF

                    Zeta I've banged some tail I'm not proud of in my day but wow...at least you were drinking
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                    • spankie
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                      • 02-10-11
                      • 9992

                      #11
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                      • raydog
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                        • 11-07-07
                        • 6984

                        #12
                        jj that sorda looks like it could be Carols sister... you and zeta could be family pretty soon
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

                          That's the "Mom" you nailed?

                          Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
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                          • spankie
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                            • 02-10-11
                            • 9992

                            #14


                            She's only 59.
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                            • ZetaPsi808
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-18-08
                              • 12119

                              #15
                              holy fukk guys hacked my computer!!!

                              where did u find pics???
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                              • Deuce
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                                • 01-12-08
                                • 29843

                                #16
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                                • Dirty Sanchez
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                                  • 03-01-10
                                  • 16031

                                  #17
                                  For the Love of God...is she a Leper?
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                                  • spankie
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                                    • 02-10-11
                                    • 9992

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                    Holy Sh*t, Zeta!!

                                    That's the "Mom" you nailed?

                                    Uhhhh.....exactly what species is she a mother to???
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                                    • iifold
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-25-10
                                      • 11111

                                      #19
                                      This is what paid posters do...

                                      I see JJ gave him tips...

                                      Zeta, broads are gonna bury you son..

                                      Being sharp is more than getting a good number...

                                      You should be hanging out with Bobby, eating healthy, working 9-5, and living a full life...

                                      Not drinking vodka with failed hookers and trying to beat a closer...
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                                      • Deuce
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                                        • 01-12-08
                                        • 29843

                                        #20
                                        hahahahahahahahahahah
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                                        • statnerds
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                                          • 09-23-09
                                          • 4047

                                          #21
                                          You forgot the 'grand' part in your thread title.
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                                          • rsnnh12
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                                            • 09-26-10
                                            • 3487

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by spankie
                                            holy fuking shit zeta.. i saw the pics..

                                            dear god..


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                                            • shari91
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                                              • 02-23-10
                                              • 32661

                                              #23
                                              Zeta I can't possibly bury you any more than I have in chat. I have no more words and my eyes are still stinging from the tears of laughter I've cried. Good luck in your future endeavours. Nice toes on her too.
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                                              • Wiggums5
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                                                • 12-05-10
                                                • 2409

                                                #24
                                                this has got to be fake
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                                                • opie1988
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                  • 23429

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Deuce
                                                  Zeta-
                                                  You should give her 1/2 of your rather "substantial" two front teeth so she could at least have a few of her own.
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                                                  • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                    • 03-01-10
                                                    • 16031

                                                    #26
                                                    Zeta gets buried in the Saloon... It doesn't get any better
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                                                    • Stacocakes
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                                                      • 04-10-08
                                                      • 7126

                                                      #27
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                                                      • ApricotSinner32
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                                                        • 11-28-10
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • Deuce
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                                                          • 01-12-08
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • spankie
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                                                            • 02-10-11
                                                            • 9992

                                                            #30
                                                            Zeta said he was doing her doggystyle and spanked that ass and she screamed with pleasure.

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                                                            • excel
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                                                              • 03-25-10
                                                              • 4270

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Dirty Sanchez
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                                                                • 03-01-10
                                                                • 16031

                                                                #32
                                                                Hey...someone told me Zeta is handing out free rides tonight...SWEET

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                                                                • downsouth
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                                  • 11580

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by shari91
                                                                  Zeta I can't possibly bury you any more than I have in chat. I have no more words and my eyes are still stinging from the tears of laughter I've cried. Good luck in your future endeavours. Nice toes on her too.
                                                                  How you made it to her feet I'll never know
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                                                                  • ZetaPsi808
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-18-08
                                                                    • 12119

                                                                    #34
                                                                    guys unreal. where did u get pics??

                                                                    extra innings hacked my computer?
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                                                                    • I/O
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                                                                      • 05-26-11
                                                                      • 7922

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Did she take her teeth out for you?
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