Have a Chance to Bang a Cougar Here

[ZetaPsi808]

u better slam that....where did u meet this "cougar?"

she was with her kid at the library. i was looking for books to prepare for this civil service exam i took.

[Grits n' Gravy]

grits what hotel you work at in vegas

Wynn.

[gdoom]

Yo obviously you do not have any game what so ever. Just smash it cause that's what she wants.

[pavyracer]

Are you sure she is a Cougar? Sometimes what looks like a Cougar is actually a Kitten.

[ttrace35]

Zeta. Next time call me.

[stevek173]

im calling your bluff here

Scammy you piece of shit stay incognito in the subforums where mommy and daddy mods protect you

Nobody likes you or wants you in PT

[ttrace35]

Cougars easily suck the best cokk. And they swallow. All the time. Don't even have to say anything. They just will.

[jjgold]

Cougars are actually your best shot Zeta
They have high sex drive and dont really care about looks
they want young rooster
I say you can bang her easy

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just don't take her to the batting cages....she'll realize you're a trainwreck Find some Zamfir "Master of the Pan Flute" music and it will hypnotize her before she realizes you've got a fukked up haircut

[sdiamond8065]

nice work

[Philavanh]

Smash it Zeta. Have fun buddy

[jjaycuny]

I like how she is MILF in your phone

[RubberKettle]

Good luck Dave, don't act like a fukn hamburger or mention JJGold and you'll be fine.

[kmarinouofm]

I like how she is MILF in your phone

i had at one point 3 different ones.. so it was Milf Mountain View.... Milf Santa Cruz... Milf Los Gatos

[Tech N9ne]

Zeta you rookie, older bitches don't want be called cougars or milfs, it makes them feel old.

Milf-101 you shoulda told her she doesn't look a day past 25 and you would've already hit that. Strike one

[Ace_of_Spades]

We need pics.

[bobbyfk]

[JMobile]

she referred to herself as a cougar on the phone yesterday.

Just because she allowed herself to call herself that on the phone, I wouldn't call it as a easy chase. Since you said she is highly educated, I would still treat that shit as if you own her. When you're around her, for the love of gawd, don't wear your usual shorts and white tshirt. Cougars dig the pearl button long sleeve on us young studs. Put some good cologne on, not the Axe Effect you ******* Chuck-E-Cheese graduate! The thing about the cologne is that once you are gone, you left her a scent to think about you. I know because the last cougar I had, she would always wear some perfume so that it would rub on me so when she is gone the smell would stay on me and I would remember her that way. Very trippy but it works.
By the way, you probably won't bang her on the first day, unless she is highly horny and haven't had it for a while.
When you guys go out and eat, always pretend like your gonna pay the bill but all my cougars would end up paying before I pulled my wallet out. Don't argue about it, it means shit but just give her a killer smile and whisper in her ear, "thanks".
If she doesn't mind being seing in public with you,(now I'm saying this because some of the cougars I had were still "married"), then take her to mini golf or the movies that way the flirting begins. (oh yeah, and you pay).
Don't ever bring up that your a hardcore degen gambler, that won't impress her.
Zeta, does she know you leave with your folks?

you typed in cougars???????????

fail

STFU, fatso! Go play tennis in the courts by yourself.

[Roy Halladay]

whatever you do, don't let her **** you with a strap-on

[allabout the $$$]

dude she wants to fukk y else would she be talking to a kid with no job and lives at home with mom
just get her to a bar have a few shots and after that its bang bang city and what tracer said is true easy head and swallow with deep throat go get it young man

[Wiggums5]

come on Dave, that was gay.

[Roadtrip635]

45 yr old woman wants to go out with a 20 something......she wants to get laid, plain and simple. Don't play games with her, at 45 she's already seen them all, when she says she hopes it won't hurt your friendship she means she doesn't want to get serious, just wants the occasional booty call. Don't over think it and don't act a fool and you're golden.

[allabout the $$$]

45 yr old woman wants to go out with a 20 something......she wants to get laid, plain and simple. Don't play games with her, at 45 she's already seen them all, when she says she hopes it won't hurt your friendship she means she doesn't want to get serious, just wants the occasional booty call. Don't over think it and don't act a fool and you're golden.

[ZetaPsi808]

tracer, jmobile, roadtrip, and all about the $$$

you guys are all spot on. she invited me to the town pool which non-residents have to pay and she said she would pay for me. she must be feeling me. thanks for the advice here i hope i smash (no pun intended) this oppurtunity

[allabout the $$$]

tracer, jmobile, roadtrip, and all about the $$$

you guys are all spot on. she invited me to the town pool which non-residents have to pay and she said she would pay for me. she must be feeling me. thanks for the advice here i hope i smash (no pun intended) this oppurtunity

no problem my man always trying to help a bro get laid

[SargeantHooker]

i had at one point 3 different ones.. so it was Milf Mountain View.... Milf Santa Cruz... Milf Los Gatos

MILF Los Gatos...does that mean "mother I'd like to fukk the cats"

[Roadtrip635]

tracer, jmobile, roadtrip, and all about the $$$

you guys are all spot on. she invited me to the town pool which non-residents have to pay and she said she would pay for me. she must be feeling me. thanks for the advice here i hope i smash (no pun intended) this oppurtunity

GL Zeta and when you're doggin' it don't forget to slap that a$$!

[Gee]

you will get in easy zeta.

she clearly just wants to fuk.

by her age, she is always looking for the possibility of something serious but will have basically just given up, particularly when going out with a 25 year old guy - she knows whats what with 25 year old guys. you aren't the special one she's chosen to look for a serious relationship with.

she wants to fuk you as much as you want her on your resume.

play it cool, make a vid and use protection

[onlooker]

WTF Zeta? Did you smash this b!tch or not?

[ZetaPsi808]

WTF Zeta? Did you smash this b!tch or not?

yoo im seeing her this sunday. i forget what she looks like tho as i have not seen her in 1 year. i do remember her figure is skinny like 5 foot 3 115 pounds. if she is ugly tho i aint posting her pics on the forum tho. not trying to get buried here

[cant call it]

yoo im seeing her this sunday. i forget what she looks like tho as i have not seen her in 1 year. i do remember her figure is skinny like 5 foot 3 115 pounds. if she is ugly tho i aint posting her pics on the forum tho. not trying to get buried here

I regret to inform you she has lost four teeth, has the gout, saggy nipples, and cobwebs over her crack. I recommend skipping all the foreplay and go straight to banging her in the back seat of your buick regal.

[JMobile]

tracer, jmobile, roadtrip, and all about the $$$

you guys are all spot on. she invited me to the town pool which non-residents have to pay and she said she would pay for me. she must be feeling me. thanks for the advice here i hope i smash (no pun intended) this oppurtunity

Zeta, bone her and never feel guilty about it!