Have a Chance to Bang a Cougar Here

[ZetaPsi808]

Guys I need your advice here. how do i play this situation? broad is 45, divorced, with a 7 year old daughter. she lives 20 min from me, is single, and she has been dating other guys in the past. she is not dating anyone right now, at least that is what she told me. i don't care if is dating other guys b/c I'm talking to multiple girls myself too. she is cute for being 45, she is in decent shape. if she was a 10 she would not be interested in guys like me who are unemployed and live in their parents' house . i have been experimenting with african chicks and i would like to experience my first cougar too. i do not have any pics yet but i will take some on sunday b/c she invited me to hang out at the town pool with her.

basically i want to fuk her b/c i think she needs some good rooster and i could rock her world with my cunnilingus skills. i bet she is used to fukking with middle aged dudes like jjgold with the horseshoe head and possible erectile dysfunction. jjgold i love you pal

i do not know how to approach this tho. i know the bullshyt game and tricks i run on the 20 year old broads will not work on this woman. she is educated and has a good job and has been thru a marriage before. i can not imagine taking her out on a date for mini golf or the batting cages like i did with the other broad. i am already brainstorming ideas on how to keep the kid occupied when i am trying to get mommy alone in the bedroom.

[avssakic]

Pretty lame response on your end

[McCarthyFam]

Pounce on that. She wants to fawkk..plain and simple. Dont think she would try to date a college kid. She just wants a fukkk buddy.

[Extra Innings]

Heah Zeta,

This has to be a joke

When are you going to get it through your head that women do not like to be called "broads", "cougars", or questioned if they like to get their pussy eaten

[Tech N9ne]

Yes milfs are great in bed

But your 2 inch rooster won't phase her. She will laugh at you once she sees how smallnyou are

[daneault23]

Heah Zeta,

This has to be a joke

When are you going to get it through your head that women do not like to be called "broads", "cougars", or questioned if they like to get their pussy eaten

[Bcatswin]

Zeta you make me laugh daily. Why did you fuking say of all ages including cougars too? Whats wrong with u pal?

[ZetaPsi808]

she referred to herself as a cougar on the phone yesterday.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Pretty lame response on your end

Very lame response on his part. Add in the bowl cut, forehead you could watch a football game on, pasty skin, kmart wardrobe......and you see why he gets less pussy than Liberace.

[ZetaPsi808]

unreal the haters on this forum ill let you guys know how it goes at the pool.

[onlooker]

Smash it.

Pictures welcome.

[Rod1010]

Hahahaha You gotta love Zeta!!!


Nail her QUICK!!

[Grits n' Gravy]

unreal the haters on this forum ill let you guys know how it goes at the pool.

Lose the hater schtick. You ain't Puffy and it isn't 1996. Ditto for the Dumb and Dumber bowl cut fade. When you can't close with a hood rat you officially proved you have no game.

[Br0nxer]

just fukkin bang her and stop the bullsh1t pal

[Br0nxer]

Lose the hater schtick. You ain't Puffy and it isn't 1996. Ditto for the Dumb and Dumber bowl cut fade. When you can't close with a hood rat you officially proved you have no game.

grits what hotel you work at in vegas

[ZetaPsi808]

Lose the hater schtick. You ain't Puffy and it isn't 1996. Ditto for the Dumb and Dumber bowl cut fade. When you can't close with a hood rat you officially proved you have no game.

sure thing pal

[greva]

I never fukked someone who has given birth..

go for it zeta

[Emily_Haines]

Smash it.

Pictures welcome.

post some nudes if you can get some

[tony_come]

What seem to be the problem?

Pound her but be careful after

crazy bitch can ruin your life

[spankie]

slam that box.

[King Mayan]

you called her a cougar.

[paco]

Play ur cards right and u maybe ull have a shot at a sugar mama....

U wont have to cut ur own hair then Zeta, +ev

[dj_destroyer]

I fukked a milf... 36yo... We fukked a bunch actually... Licked my gooch and everything... Made a mess of my sheets when she came...





Her kid was lying on her so I had to edit the second one. Pretty hot for 36 though IMO.

[Dad]

Lets get some pool/bikini pics, Dave.

[minet123]

Zeta take the tunnel across to Jersey and get a $5 crack ho
you can't imagine what they will do to get that $5
and you can hit
the cougar crack ho
the African-American Crack ho
the white trash crack ho
the white girl suburban crack ho
the twink crack ho
what ever you like
and all for 20 bucks plus gas and tolls

[cant call it]

I think you need some help in alot of categories.

[Extra Innings]

I fukked a milf... 36yo... We fukked a bunch actually... Licked my gooch and everything... Made a mess of my sheets when she came...





Her kid was lying on her so I had to edit the second one. Pretty hot for 36 though IMO.

Your images are being seeded correctly (no pun intended)

[hockeyhy]

cougars are so hot, i hope to bang a few in my lifetime

[opie1988]

Zeta-

I never want to see you make another smiley face out of a colon and a parentheses. That is super gay. No more of that.

Other than that, good for you, pal. Be nice to that kid.

[SamsNCharge99]

im calling your bluff here

[ttwarrior1]

you typed in cougars???????????

fail

[stevek173]

Ok the fact she called herself a Cougar before you said that is a saving grace.

She'll probably teach you a thing or 2 to take to the younger ladies. Just stay safe bud, you might not have a job now but guy you will.

[ZetaPsi808]

opie i almost typed :highfive or :clap: instead of the =) face.

guys i doubt she wants a serious relationship with me. i hope she just wants to fuk.

[8ArIvd5]

when are you going to tell her your real name's zeta?

Zeta-

I never want to see you make another smiley face out of a colon and a parentheses. That is super gay. No more of that.

Other than that, good for you, pal. Be nice to that kid.

relax, opie.

it's okay, as long as he's more creative. (^_^)

kind of asian, but this cougar's looking for cute.

[romecloneout]

u better slam that....where did u meet this "cougar?"