Opie Stop Calling My Girlfriend

keyboarding · 07-29-11, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by raydog

we need to see a picture of this so called "girlfriend"

rules are rules no matter where you post, cougs!

He's posted before. She's hot. Especially when she's upset.

Cougar Bait · 07-29-11, 01:57 PM

Thing is my teeth are fine. I make plenty of money. But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad. When I woke up this morning GF still on couch stradling a pillow with a cowboy hat on it and some straw in her teeth.

hubie69 · 07-29-11, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Thing is my teeth are fine. I make plenty of money. But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad. When I woke up this morning GF still on couch stradling a pillow with a cowboy hat on it and some straw in her teeth.

keyboarding · 07-29-11, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Thing is my teeth are fine. I make plenty of money. But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad. When I woke up this morning GF still on couch stradling a pillow with a cowboy hat on it and some straw in her teeth.

Go Pro. That makes girls wet.

Dad · 07-29-11, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Thing is my teeth are fine. I make plenty of money. But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad. When I woke up this morning GF still on couch stradling a pillow with a cowboy hat on it and some straw in her teeth.

What a weird girl.

Cougar Bait · 07-29-11, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Dad

What a weird girl.

The weird part was this morning when I left I could hear her humming "Deep In The Heart of Texas"

Not a good way to start my morning.

cranzter · 07-29-11, 05:50 PM

haha, this is really funny

opie1988 · 07-29-11, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

The weird part was this morning when I left I could hear her humming "Deep In The Heart of Texas"
Not a good way to start my morning.

I know what you mean, pal.

Cracked me up last night when she
quipped "You know Opie.....everything really is bigger in Texas!"

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

I know what you mean, pal.

Cracked me up last night when she
quipped "You know Opie.....everything really is bigger in Texas!"

It's like letting George Clooney take your girl out for drinks

This was a bad move in retrospect

Roadtrip635 · 07-30-11, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Thing is my teeth are fine. I make plenty of money. But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad. When I woke up this morning GF still on couch stradling a pillow with a cowboy hat on it and some straw in her teeth.

When she was straddling that pillow, was that cowgirl or reverse cowgirl? Either way, you definitely got a problem.

ttrace35 · 07-30-11, 11:10 AM

From now on, opie is Zach Morris.

opie1988 · 07-30-11, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by ttrace35

From now on, opie is Zach Morris.

If this is the case, then from now on Coug's shall be this guy......

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 07-30-11, 11:14 AM

fuckin Opie.

ttrace35 · 07-30-11, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

If this is the case, then from now on Coug's shall be this guy......

pavyracer · 07-30-11, 11:18 AM

They look like twins.

vitalyo · 07-30-11, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Not gonna lie, Coug. I really feel like her & I had a certain "energy" between us. Obviously we couldn't discuss it, with you being right beside her and all. But it was definitely there.

Are you going out of town on any business trips soon??

Every friday night between 19:00-20:00 Cougar Bait takes his his girlfriends pay check to the nearest W/U location

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

If this is the case, then from now on Coug's shall be this guy......

"Two Belding's in one building, one of whom is balding!"

So how much do I have to pay for you to stop calling her?

This is a nice scam you have going Opie.

No wonder you're rich.

King Mayan · 07-30-11, 02:27 PM

Aren't cougars threads being dumped in the saloon??

Mods saloon this. Thanks.

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Aren't cougars threads being dumped in the saloon??

Mods saloon this. Thanks.

Look, it's an idiot.

King Mayan · 07-30-11, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Look, it's an idiot.

Slow down, crybaby, this is not gambling related. I'm just going by SBR rules.

Mods saloon. Thanks.

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Slow down, crybaby, this is not gambling related. I'm just going by SBR rules.

Mods saloon. Thanks.

I wasn't aware I was going fast.

Yeah, because all the threads in Players Talk are gambling related. Did you graduate from high school?

That's a serious question.

Br0nxer · 07-30-11, 02:42 PM

this thread is really weird

oh yea. stupid also

opie1988 · 07-30-11, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

So how much do I have to pay for you to stop calling her?
This is a nice scam you have going Opie.
No wonder you're rich.

I'd say about 156 points will be a nice start, pal.

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Br0nxer

this thread is really weird

oh yea. stupid also

That must be why you took the time to read and post in it

King Mayan · 07-30-11, 02:45 PM

Don't get your panties in a bunch, gangstah..

Mods saloon. Thanks.

Ps: no I didn't graduate HighSchool. Graduated HoodSchool, gangstah.

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I'd say about 156 points will be a nice start, pal.

Is this legal? I am getting blackmailed for SBR points.

If I find out Brock Landers is behind this I will be pissed.

sweethook · 07-30-11, 03:22 PM

[quote=Cougar Bait;10868591] But Opie just makes a mutherfuker look bad

, its over cougar

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 03:45 PM

And...salooned

Thread sent to graveyard

Oh well, no wonder I barely bother with this place anymore

keyboarding · 07-30-11, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

And...salooned

Thread sent to graveyard

Oh well, no wonder I barely bother with this place anymore

You only started this thread to get the attention of a handful of people so why are you upset it was sent to the "graveyard"? Unimpressed with the attention grab here, Cougar.

God bless.

King Mayan · 07-30-11, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

And...salooned

Thread sent to graveyard

Oh well, no wonder I barely bother with this place anymore

Brock Landers · 07-30-11, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Is this legal? I am getting blackmailed for SBR points. If I find out Brock Landers is behind this I will be pissed.

woow, what was my name brought up for?

Cougar Bait · 07-30-11, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by keyboarding

You only started this thread to get the attention of a handful of people so why are you upset it was sent to the "graveyard"? Unimpressed with the attention grab here, Cougar.

God bless.

It's not an attention grab. Keyboarding, you are smarter than that. If I wanted attention I would just do all the things I did last year, I got plenty of it. What I dislike about it is that it is completely inconsistent. For example, if you want strictly sports and gambling talk the subforums are there. I mean, that's what they are for. Players Talk has always been a mixed bag. It works best that way. There was never any reason for the creation of the Saloon. Some threads that are not gambling related stay in Players Talk forever. Some get moved right away, some get moved after a couple days. It makes no logical sense. There are no rules here. Just moderators. All with different ideas of what they think is best on a given night.

Oh you also have King Retard who apparently can't hold much of a conversation so he is forced to use lots of emoticons.

To the ignore button for him. That list grows by the week.

King Mayan · 07-31-11, 01:53 AM

I swear, all these fukks have the same talking points!!

Mayan uses emoticons!

And you shouldn't use the word retard, your handicapped cat might die.

8ArIvd5 · 07-31-11, 02:04 AM

cougar, pics of the woman, please.

don't need any of her face.

and ass will do.

points when photos are receiver.

don't worry that i'm not a pro.