Opie Stop Calling My Girlfriend

[Cougar Bait]

Now my teeth aren't white enough

Don't have the right accent

Not enough money or boats, could be the end

[BEANTOWNJIM]

GOOD ONE COUGAR MAN THIS OPIE IS LIKE THE ROCK HUDSON OF THE SBR FORUM ALL THE WOMEN LOVE THIS GUY

FAST CARS,FAST BOATS,OPIE IS FAST BECOMING THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN HERE AT SBR

I WONT EVEN LET MY LOVELY WIFE ON THE COMPUTER SHE MIGHT SEE OPIE 1988 AND LEAVE ME

THIS F-CKING GUY WOULD BE A GREAT SALESMAN

[doublej95]

say it aint so Opie.

[opie1988]

Not gonna lie, Coug. I really feel like her & I had a certain "energy" between us. Obviously we couldn't discuss it, with you being right beside her and all. But it was definitely there.

Are you going out of town on any business trips soon??

[Cougar Bait]

Girl kept smiling whole time she was talking to him

Now I can only hope she is thinking of Opie when we have sex so she has a good time

Gotta schedule a teeth whitening now, possibly look to pull money together for boat

[pavyracer]

So your girlfriend can see Opie's teeth over the phone.

[Cougar Bait]

So your girlfriend can see Opie's teeth over the phone.

She's seen his videos then he calls and she wants to talk to him

Before it was all fantasy now it's real

[Iwinyourmoney]

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY COUGAR MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE 1988 BONE YOU UP THE ARSE SHE MIGHT BE FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU AND OPIE WHILE SHE WATCHES AND TALKS TO OPIE

YOU CAN COOK OPIE A BIG MEAL THEN HE CAN BONE YOU UP THE ARSE IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND I DONT THINK OPIE CARES ABOUT YOUR YELLOW TEETH AS LONG AS HE'S GETTING A PIECE OF ARSE

COUGAR ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE BONE YOU UP THE ARSE YOU MIGHT HAVE THIS FANTASY ALL WRONG

[ttrace35]

Maybe a cuckold session?

[Cougar Bait]

Opie what are you up for

Trying to save what's left here

[TR88]

this belongs to the saloon pal

[geebert74]

Sly dog....

[opie1988]

HEY COUGAR MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE 1988 BONE YOU UP THE ARSE SHE MIGHT BE FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU AND OPIE WHILE SHE WATCHES AND TALKS TO OPIE
YOU CAN COOK OPIE A BIG MEAL THEN HE CAN BONE YOU UP THE ARSE IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND I DONT THINK OPIE CARES ABOUT YOUR YELLOW TEETH AS LONG AS HE'S GETTING A PIECE OF ARSE
COUGAR ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE BONE YOU UP THE ARSE YOU MIGHT HAVE THIS FANTASY ALL WRONG

[Cougar Bait]

Almost time for bed she is on couch

Watching some Matthew McConoughay movie

Now she's into tan blonde guys with ivory teeth and southern accents

Opie ruined my relationship in 3 minutes on the phone, lesson learned

[sweethook]

i dont think opie is the stingy type. he'd share , it will work out

[laclippers504]

GOOD ONE COUGAR MAN THIS OPIE IS LIKE THE ROCK HUDSON OF THE SBR FORUM ALL THE WOMEN LOVE THIS GUY

FAST CARS,FAST BOATS,OPIE IS FAST BECOMING THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN HERE AT SBR

I WONT EVEN LET MY LOVELY WIFE ON THE COMPUTER SHE MIGHT SEE OPIE 1988 AND LEAVE ME

THIS F-CKING GUY WOULD BE A GREAT SALESMAN

Didn't know their were any women on this site rofl

[sweethook]

i dont think cougars the stingy type. he would share

[in2thethickofit]

Southern accents are fake as hell, hair dye is cheap as hell, and having some bouncer knock all your teeth out at a club is easy (just tell them to fuk off, that should do it), then spend the money on dentures that you would have spent on the boat...boats just eventually sink, just like your relationship if you don't heed my advice...there ya go, problems solved. Thk me later

[raydog]

we need to see a picture of this so called "girlfriend"
rules are rules no matter where you post, cougs!

[pavyracer]

we need to see a picture of this so called "girlfriend"
rules are rules no matter where you post, cougs!

If Opie likes to talk to her she is hot. Opie only bangs 9's and 10's.

[jjgold]

Opie can steal any girl
Is this really true?

[donkdown]

See u have to be smart about these things.. I told my girl he was the best gay gambler ever before i let her watch any of his vids..

[Tech N9ne]

All opie has do is snap his fingers and I bet he gets his dick sucked


JJ has to dress up like a woman to get any action

[daimoshokage]

Cougar Bait is a washed-up poster! FACT!

[zam77]

HEY COUGAR MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE 1988 BONE YOU UP THE ARSE SHE MIGHT BE FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU AND OPIE WHILE SHE WATCHES AND TALKS TO OPIE YOU CAN COOK OPIE A BIG MEAL THEN HE CAN BONE YOU UP THE ARSE IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND I DONT THINK OPIE CARES ABOUT YOUR YELLOW TEETH AS LONG AS HE'S GETTING A PIECE OF ARSE COUGAR ASK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE WANTS TO SEE OPIE BONE YOU UP THE ARSE YOU MIGHT HAVE THIS FANTASY ALL WRONG

This could be similar to Opies fantasy cept' all 3 of em' are wearing one of his collector football helmets during the sexcapade... one for him and coug and one for the girl. A fantasy come true for sure.

[jjgold]

Opie is -340 right now for SBR Man of the Year

[ttrace35]

Opie is an older version on Zach, from saved by the bell.

[opie1988]

opie is an older version on zach, from saved by the bell.

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[sweethook]

the south is a garden. .things are better and bigger in texas you'l see

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Opie, not cool, guy. Seriously!

Aren't you married with child???

Not cool going after a well respected poster like Cougar Bait's old lady.

Opie what does she look like anyway???

[hubie69]

Now my teeth aren't white enough

Don't have the right accent

Not enough money or boats, could be the end

If you're teeth aren't white enough, and not enough money, how is this an Opie problem? I was unaware that Opie snuck into your house at night, smeared shit on your teeth, and robbed you of your $$. This sounds like a CougarBait problem, not an Opie problem.

[BIGDAY]

fUKKKK, I'm bringing my girl to the Bash. My girl and Opie in Costa Rica. Something tells me, she's going to be all over him.

[BIGDAY]

Opie is an older version on Zach, from saved by the bell.

Never thought of that but I can see that big time.

[babyjesus]

hmm