The " Would You Rather " Thread

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:11 PM

cigarettes

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:13 PM

haha, we're a bunch of fukked up people in this thread.

Bosseman22 · 05-31-11, 02:13 PM

I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 02:14 PM

It takes me a second to answer, but to come up with one is hard as hell and I burst out laughing as I type most of them

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by Bosseman22

I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Bosseman22

I'll take the asshole my dog will only live like 10 years anyway and he keeps it pretty clean and he eats his own turds so it probably isn't that bad
marry a fat prude succesful chick or a hot lazy chick that likes to fukk

hot lazy chick that likes to fukk

Would you rather marry a hardcore christian bible-thumper or a satanist?

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:18 PM

full time hobo i am living that paralized i mean i wish i would have went to prison i died 7 7 90 in a car accident ball barrings went out in the subaru i was riding in

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 02:20 PM

Bring on the christian chick. Got a feeling they have some kind of wild side.
Not really into that dark shit.

Would you rather marry the woman of your dreams or be able to get any girl you want.

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:20 PM

i cant even get a hard on

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:21 PM

Any girl I want.

Would you rather lose both your thumbs or your tongue?

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 02:21 PM

Sorry to hear that dinaro. I truly am.

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by dinaro7

full time hobo i am living that paralized i mean i wish i would have went to prison i died 7 7 90 in a car accident ball barrings went out in the subaru i was riding in

Originally posted by dinaro7

i cant even get a hard on

There's nothing I can really say to this. It sucks. Things like this always re-inforce my belief that there is no God.

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:27 PM

any girl i want

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:30 PM

i agree chili dog their is no god

Dr.Gonzo · 05-31-11, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by dinaro7

i agree chili dog their is no god

Maybe he is just a malicious carnt?

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by dinaro7

i agree chili dog their is no god

Well, do you at least have access to some good pharmaceuticals to pass the time away?

kaliboyz · 05-31-11, 03:45 PM

for those that chose to be okay if their wife cheated with neighbors, please give me your addess so i can move next to you guys

arghhhh i like the feeling of "the girls next door".

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 06:34 PM

no i dont

Originally posted by chilidog

Well, do you at least have access to some good pharmaceuticals to pass the time away?

no i dont

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 08:48 PM

Dont like depressing stuff. Hate thinking of things like that... but on the bright side you have been alive for over 20 years. . . gotta be some positive from that.

Originally posted by chilidog

Any girl I want.

Would you rather lose both your thumbs or your tongue?

Both my thumbs.
Sure I can figure something out

Would you rather have sex with a Victoria secret model or make millions gambling ... Both seem farfetched... for me atleast

ncsubowen · 05-31-11, 09:03 PM

Millions! That's all those vapid whores are interested in anyway once you have that women are easy.

Dad · 06-01-11, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by downsouth

Would you rather have a three way with two fairly small guys or take it up the ass from one giant horsecock.

I'd go with the horsecock. There's a chance you might survive, plus it's a horse and thus non-human so it wouldn't be gay.

Would you rather have bamboo shoved under every fingernail or suck a dikk?

chilidog · 06-01-11, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Dad

I'd go with the horsecock. There's a chance you might survive, plus it's a horse and thus non-human so it wouldn't be gay.

Would you rather have bamboo shoved under every fingernail or suck a dikk?

Dad · 06-01-11, 01:12 PM

Chile

Full Time Hobo · 06-15-11, 08:51 PM

Bumpin this thread back it was way to entertaining

Gimme Chile's Bamboo.

Would you rather watch JJ have sex or partake in a threesome with him ...

Dad · 06-16-11, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Bumpin this thread back it was way to entertaining

Gimme Chile's Bamboo.

Would you rather watch JJ have sex or partake in a threesome with him ...

I've been asking Gold to post the full video of him sexing that Canadianhooker, so I guess I am going to choose watching him have sex.

Common JJ!!!

Would you rather have lunch with Jesus or Allah?

Donkwin47 · 06-16-11, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by ncsubowen

Millions! That's all those vapid whores are interested in anyway once you have that women are easy.

Amen, brotha. Dead on. SNAP take the money, the bitches come with that, later on.. Plus, I wouldn't pay millions to screw a VS model, so why take 1 time with her over the money anyways?

ChileCheese · 06-16-11, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Dad

I've been asking Gold to post the full video of him sexing that Canadianhooker, so I guess I am going to choose watching him have sex.

Common JJ!!!

Would you rather have lunch with Jesus or Allah?

Neither.
But on the same token,

Dinner and a movie with Jesus or Satan?
I choose Satan. I am sure we would get high and eat well then watch a comedy and check out rippers after.

leafs_ducks · 06-16-11, 01:42 PM

Would u rather fall in a bottomless pit or die a different death everyday. (Could happen anytime anywhere during the span of 24hrs)

Blax0r · 06-16-11, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by leafs_ducks

Would u rather fall in a bottomless pit or die a different death everyday. (Could happen anytime anywhere during the span of 24hrs)

Falling in a bottomless pit sounds less painful (although far more boring).

Would you rather give up sports(betting, watching, etc) completely or 7+ (on 1-10 scale, 10 highest) women?