The " Would You Rather " Thread

inflames · 05-26-11, 04:36 PM

I'd take the awful breath :S

Would you rather have a boner 24/7 or a tiny package?

Dad · 05-26-11, 04:39 PM

Give me the tiny pecker.

Would you rather become uglier or become stupider?

Full Time Hobo · 05-26-11, 04:45 PM

Uglier.

Would you rather get killed by piranhas or by an anaconda?

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 05-26-11, 05:06 PM

piranha I hate snakes...would u rather ur dick chopped off and live or ur hands?

Dad · 05-26-11, 05:33 PM

I would probably regret my decision every time I looked at porn but I would cut my pecker off. I have way too many things I have to do with my hands.

Would you rather beat off 20 times in a row non stop, with no breaks.... or fukk the hottest women JJGold has ever had, with no rubber.

ChileCheese · 05-26-11, 07:09 PM

Tough one dad... either one has a chance to ruin your dick for good,,, but I **** all the time without a rubber, so whats once more.

Would you rather be married to a nasty fat chick who was great in bed, or a smoking hot trophy wife would refuse any sexual activity.

Dad · 05-26-11, 07:26 PM

Whats the point of being married if you can't fukk? Give me the nasty fat sex machine.

Would you rather die instantly or have a slower death where you can feel all the pain and frustration exiting your body in a peaceful moment of finality?

Full Time Hobo · 05-26-11, 08:59 PM

Die instantly... I think thats the obvious answer unless you like pain...

Would you rather ....

watch your parents multiple times have sex or fuk your sibling

downsouth · 05-26-11, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Full Time Hobo

Die instantly... I think thats the obvious answer unless you like pain...

Would you rather ....

watch your parents multiple times have sex or fuk your sibling

Watch my parents. My siblings are all same sex.

Would you rather have a three way with two fairly small guys or take it up the ass from one giant horsecock.

wtt0315 · 05-26-11, 09:17 PM

i would do the threeway. horses scare me
would you rather eat a girls pussy with herpes
or fuk her in the ass with warts around her hole

COYLO · 05-27-11, 06:08 AM

Originally posted by wtt0315

i would do the threeway. horses scare me
would you rather eat a girls pussy with herpes
or fuk her in the ass with warts around her hole

dude im trying to ******* eat here

thats gross lol

ChileCheese · 05-27-11, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by wtt0315

i would do the threeway. horses scare me
would you rather eat a girls pussy with herpes
or fuk her in the ass with warts around her hole

Id take the ass and warts. Herpes are forever man, Warts come and go.

Would you rather be super rich but blind, or really really poor, but could **** any woman?

Dad · 05-27-11, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by ChileCheese

Id take the ass and warts. Herpes are forever man, Warts come and go.

Would you rather be super rich but blind, or really really poor, but could **** any woman?

I like to fukk, so I'm gonna go with being poor and fukking any woman I want. I can live on Ramen noodles and peanut butter.

Would you rather be locked in a steam room getting spindled by JJGold and his crew or accidentally bring home a tranny after you fingered its asshole on the drive home?

Full Time Hobo · 05-27-11, 08:02 PM

Bring on the tranny i guess... At least I can pretend it never happened... Dont wanna think about getting pounded in the ass by a bald midget.

Would you rather have a gay son or a whore daughter?

downsouth · 05-27-11, 08:22 PM

Gay son, whore daughter would result in me being in prison as some point or another

Would you rather have someone take a dump on your chest or drink a raunchy homeless man's bathwater after he bathed?

dr_wolf · 05-29-11, 11:20 PM

i think from the point the view of time it worth to have a stinky pussy than the breath ,you interact more with the mouth than the pussy in my opinion ??

tad0matic · 05-29-11, 11:46 PM

would you rather be buried alive OR eaten alive?

Full Time Hobo · 05-29-11, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Gay son, whore daughter would result in me being in prison as some point or another Would you rather have someone take a dump on your chest or drink a raunchy homeless man's bathwater after he bathed?

Think ill take the dump on my chest

Originally posted by tad0matic

would you rather be buried alive OR eaten alive?

Buried alive. I imagine suffocation much less painful.

Would you rather have the opportunity to relive your life or leave it as is?

kaliboyz · 05-30-11, 12:02 AM

i rather have the apportunity to relive

would you rather married to a beautiful girl with a loose pu**y or an ugly girl with a tight pu**y?

paco · 05-30-11, 12:15 AM

Funny thread

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 05-30-11, 03:40 PM

loose pussy, always a mouth and ass to attack...

Would u rather take a lasch to the nutsack with a weedwacker for a million dollars or empty your bank account to avoid the weedwack to the sack???

Dad · 05-31-11, 10:57 AM

I would take the lash to the nutsack from the weedeater. It's going to hurt like a mother fukker but at least pain is temporary and I would be 1 mil richer instead of broke.

Would you rather drink ChilieCheese's piss or live in Canada?

ChileCheese · 05-31-11, 12:33 PM

Come on Dad,, give the kids something to really scratch their heads with.. who the ****** wouldnt want a taste of the golden goodness. Sheesh.

Would you rather be forced to drink a soup bowl of piss or eat a turd the size of your baby toe?

chilidog · 05-31-11, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by ChileCheese

Come on Dad,, give the kids something to really scratch their heads with.. who the ****** wouldnt want a taste of the golden goodness. Sheesh.

Would you rather be forced to drink a soup bowl of piss or eat a turd the size of your baby toe?

That's difficult. I choose the baby-toe size turd, since I can swallow it faster. Drinking a soup bowl of piss would take too long.

Would you rather eat only chocolate or only peanut butter for a week?

ncsubowen · 05-31-11, 01:00 PM

Peanut butter. At least peanut butter is filling.

Would you rather get a paper cut on your eye, or the tip of your penis?

chilidog · 05-31-11, 01:05 PM

Why would I have paper near my penis? But I would choose the tip of my penis. I think it would hurt way less.

Would you rather have your water or electricity turned off for a month?

ncsubowen · 05-31-11, 01:25 PM

Probably electricity. I feel like I'd be way more productive without it. And you can still take a cold shower.

Would you rather give up cheese or alcohol for a year?

ncsubowen · 05-31-11, 01:27 PM

Edit: Double post.

kaliboyz · 05-31-11, 01:45 PM

i'll give up both of them!! i'm not a big drinker nor cheese eater.

Would you rather your wife cheated with your bestfriend or your neighbor?

chilidog · 05-31-11, 01:56 PM

Neighbor.

Would you rather have your internet access be blocked to SBR or porn?

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 01:56 PM

Probably porn. Got a memory bank for beating off

... SBR is solid entertainment.

Would you rather live forever or die the most successful person in the world?

chilidog · 05-31-11, 02:01 PM

Die successful.

Hitler and Osama are standing in front of you. You must let one live. Who lives?

dinaro7 · 05-31-11, 02:06 PM

my neighbor
would you rather be paralized or 20 years in prison getting traded for cigaretts

Full Time Hobo · 05-31-11, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Die successful. Hitler and Osama are standing in front of you. You must let one live. Who lives?

Hitler live. Who knows how different the world would be.

Originally posted by dinaro7

my neighbor would you rather be paralized or 20 years in prison getting traded for cigaretts

Think I would go 20 years. The thought of being paralyzed scares me.

Would you rather be kicked in the nuts everyday for the rest of your life, or be forced to eat out your dogs asshole everyday