Breaking News: All Mini-Marts, hotels and 7-11's are closed this weekend!

[The Sensei]

I loled

[shawnkang]

you're so funny. i've never heard that joke before. you should do stand up.

[obamaismyuncle]

yea good one

[mikejamm]

Ok fuk'in great, my mini marts and 7-11's are finally back open, but now they're selling osama death memorabilia! Key chains with little beards on them, "He's not dead, He's gone fishing" tee shirts, a chunk of "genuine" rock from the wall compound. Enterprising little fuk'ers, I'll say!

[playersonly69]

You cant make anyone happy these days

[playersonly69]

I need to win my two team parlay tonight. yankees and Washington