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  • playersonly69
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-04-08
    • 12827

    #1
    Breaking News: All Mini-Marts, hotels and 7-11's are closed this weekend!
    It is being said that there has been a death in the family!





    Sorry, but I just had to! I actually didnt even celebrate with Osama was "killed." I would have wished that he spent his life in jail or at least the rest of his life in Cleveland or somewhere in the Midwest
  • EaglesPhan36
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 71662

    #2
    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
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    • brooks85
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-05-09
      • 44709

      #3
      nope, dont care why


      hilarious joke by the way ha


      jon stewart's clip on the daily show was great

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      • playersonly69
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-04-08
        • 12827

        #4
        I have never wondered why.


        People always hate people at the top. Having said that, our country has slipped down a few notches over the past few years
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        • FuzzyDunlop
          SBR MVP
          • 01-15-11
          • 2422

          #5
          Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
          And you wonder why people hate Americans.
          this
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          • Iced
            SBR MVP
            • 01-04-11
            • 1614

            #6
            You got the stereotypes wrong anyway. [East] Indians are generally the ones who run "Mini-Marts, hotels, and 7-11's" -- not Middle Easterners.

            And yeah, what EaglesPhan said too.
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            • playersonly69
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-04-08
              • 12827

              #7
              Originally posted by brooks85
              nope, dont care why


              hilarious joke by the way ha


              jon stewart's clip on the daily show was great


              I had not seen that clip yet! Great work brooks
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              • playersonly69
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-04-08
                • 12827

                #8
                Eagles, fuzzy and ICED................... are you same people who celebrated his death? I can promise you that I didnt celebrate that at all
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                • onetrickpony
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-23-10
                  • 9434

                  #9

                  mine is still open, we didnt get that memo
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                  • excel
                    Restricted User
                    • 03-25-10
                    • 4270

                    #10
                    hahaha life in cleveland
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Went to get cigs at stop n go...

                      Doors were locked.. Habibs car was gone too.
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                      • NrmlCurvSurfr
                        SBR MVP
                        • 04-05-10
                        • 2896

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                        And you wonder why people hate Americans.
                        Originally posted by FuzzyDunlop

                        this
                        Originally posted by Iced
                        You got the stereotypes wrong anyway. [East] Indians are generally the ones who run "Mini-Marts, hotels, and 7-11's" -- not Middle Easterners.

                        And yeah, what EaglesPhan said too.
                        yeah right...because Americans are the only people that make jokes about other countries...give me a break
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                        • saints7011
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-21-09
                          • 5544

                          #13
                          jokes been said over a million times and you thought it would be funny to say it today ?

                          I guess next week you're going to bet lakers cover in game 3...
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                          • EaglesPhan36
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 71662

                            #14
                            Originally posted by playersonly69
                            Eagles, fuzzy and ICED................... are you same people who celebrated his death? I can promise you that I didnt celebrate that at all
                            Not gonna lie, I was thrilled that we got the bastard, but I don't stereotype. I live in TX where there is rampant racism in the town I live in and it makes me ill every day because it's backwards ass Fs who have never been out of their home town and think anyone with another skin color can't possibly add anything to this world. Not all Middle Easterners are terrorists. Not all ME work in hotels or mini marts just like not all Hispanics are day laborers or dish washers. Just like all white people aren't inbred hicks or racists.
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                            • playersonly69
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-04-08
                              • 12827

                              #15
                              Well I did bet the Lakers to cover in game 3 already, and I lost
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                              • playersonly69
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 01-04-08
                                • 12827

                                #16
                                EaglesPhan, I live in Texas and have lived here all of my life. I graduated from Texas A&M as a matter of fact
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                                • ROYAJA8
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-23-09
                                  • 2069

                                  #17
                                  I say we schedule a fight at 7-11 with eaglesfan and PlayersOnly haha. Let habib videotape it.
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                                  • SimonSez
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 02-26-11
                                    • 60

                                    #18
                                    Don't forget the NYC cab drivers lol
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                                    • TheJames
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 02-05-11
                                      • 234

                                      #19
                                      pretty funny bro
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                                      • Marigold HD
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-03-07
                                        • 5053

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                        And you wonder why people hate Americans.
                                        This
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                                        • Squareguy
                                          SBR Sharp
                                          • 12-30-10
                                          • 481

                                          #21
                                          It was a harmless joke. If that offended you, then you should probably stay off the internet.
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                                          • playersonly69
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-04-08
                                            • 12827

                                            #22
                                            Suprised by the responses to be honest
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                                            • xlilsp1keyx
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 11-03-10
                                              • 557

                                              #23
                                              lol wtf, this is the lamest joke ive heard. ur like a week late.
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                                              • rem sleep
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-04-10
                                                • 1238

                                                #24
                                                I doubt this is true. I live next to a 7-11 and will check tomorrow. I know for a fact that quick trip is still open because I just went there before I got home.
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                                                • tunaguitar76
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 10-30-08
                                                  • 778

                                                  #25
                                                  people can hate americans all they want.. the majority couldn't care less. it's probably hard not to hate stupid people of any nationality.
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                                                  • mighty maron
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-20-09
                                                    • 4215

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                                    And you wonder why people hate Americans.
                                                    This...the home of the free LOL
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                                                    • Krashman
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-24-09
                                                      • 3748

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by playersonly69
                                                      It is being said that there has been a death in the family!


                                                      Maybe they all got the call up from their sleeper cell organizations
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                                                      • playersonly69
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-04-08
                                                        • 12827

                                                        #28
                                                        Time for a bump for another point
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                                                        • dukeman
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 04-01-11
                                                          • 31

                                                          #29
                                                          they are not closed stop kidding around
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                                                          • Squareguy
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 12-30-10
                                                            • 481

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by rem sleep
                                                            I doubt this is true. I live next to a 7-11 and will check tomorrow. I know for a fact that quick trip is still open because I just went there before I got home.
                                                            You can not be serious.
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                                                            • poochiecollins
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-27-09
                                                              • 1782

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
                                                              And you wonder why people hate Americans.
                                                              See the irony here? He's just one racist. In my experience with other First World foreigners, Americans are pretty good at -not- badmouthing other nationalities, relative to the former.
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                                                              • playersonly69
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-04-08
                                                                • 12827

                                                                #32
                                                                Where is Paco today anyway?
                                                                Last edited by playersonly69; 05-10-11, 12:01 AM.
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                                                                • birdmanweezy
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 04-18-10
                                                                  • 4635

                                                                  #33


                                                                  funny thing about that was i went to local store here in town (run by an Indian) and it was closed for death in the family for 3 days.....pretty funny....probally just a coincidence though since the hindu's dont like muslims
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                                                                  • playersonly69
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 01-04-08
                                                                    • 12827

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Sort of fits in real well in this thread
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                                                                    • rake922
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 12-23-07
                                                                      • 11692

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'm insulted I think
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