Going to Jail for a month

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

Move to cali marijane is completley legal just get a license tell doc your stressed out...licence cost 30.00 now most clinics have buy one get one free for 60.00 top shelf and sometimes buy 1 get two free....I live in San Diego....great place

[ttrace35]

you an expert on homos or jails?

I remember that prison show on HBO where they were all freaking queers..

My rule is don't get caught . It's simple and easy to remember, that way I never have to find out how man rooster munchers make up the prison population

I spent a good amount of years in different jails and institutions.

[Br0nxer]

do u fukkin nitwits really think this kids going to jail

he would be assraped in under 35 seconds.

kid is going to hawaii. his parents are loaded. taking a nice vacation

[ttrace35]

Who knows. That part of canada is notoriously known for mass producing hydro weed. Maybe he got caught with a few pounds.

[Rusty24]

I heard a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups can get ya an eight ball of yayo where you're going.

[jjgold]

He is not on skype, I left 10 messages

Where is he????????????

[Smoke]

You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.

Yes but if that 15% find Canuck to be sexy he will be getting his shit pushed in....

[Preston09]

Sucks for you! Goodluck!

[jjgold]

Cancuk is going to be a fukkin target in prison

He is a twink and a 9

My God

[ttrace35]

Yes but if that 15% find Canuck to be sexy he will be getting his shit pushed in....

Yea. Its usually the old time black dudes that did a lot of time. They love young scared white kids. And pretty boy puerto ricans. Those were always the biggest targets for gay shit.

[Wiggums5]

have fun...report back in a month.

[No coincidences]

Cancuk is going to be a fukkin target in prison

He is a twink and a 9

My God

Who's he going to be molested by? The custodian who cleans his jail cell?

He's not going to the pen.

[opie1988]

50 points if you live Skype one of the many "Welcome, Bitch" sodomy sessions you're sure to encounter!

Now, have some fun in there!

[robmpink]

I hope the sisters don't get you.

[mrmarket]

Canadian prison is a lot tamer than American prison. And if you got arrested for drug possession in BC especially if it's marijuana you either had a huge amount on your premises or were running a large quantity. The cops couldn't give two fukks about a random joint/bag unless you piss them off badly.

[ryanjep]

don't pick up the soap if u drop it

[jjgold]

Canuck where are you??

I called again??

[itchypickle]

Prison gay isn't gay gay right? Just let it happen....don't fight it

[excel]

Typical canadian jail cell...

[ttrace35]

Typical canadian jail cell...

[opie1988]

UPDATE!!****

Just received current pic from Canuck. He's currently in holding cell awaiting transfer.....



Stay strong, brother!

[Smoke]

Wow opie...

They sure love to put Mexicans in jail up in Canada.. Wow

[Roxxyfish]

can you imagine what would happen, if i would go to a US jail and would say Hello my name is Roxxyfish ??

[cobalt king]

shave your head tattoo a swatztika, your hair will grow back aftrer prison so you can hide it. but this way in jail the nazis will protect you.

[Johnnythunder]

Prisoners are gay. I could be in jail 100 years and I'd never bend some dude over.

Most of you guys jerk off all the time anyway because you can't get laid. No difference.

You want to control somebody? Just kick their ass a few times and they'll learn.

100 percent right. Those guys are gay 100 %.

[gdoom]

It all truly depends on where you are going. At any rate, all of the insight that the dude said is 100% true- Respect is key, always keep that in mind. Lay low, mind your own, and learn as much as you can while inside..

[cranzter]

good luck

[Smoke]

shave your head tattoo a swatztika, your hair will grow back aftrer prison so you can hide it. but this way in jail the nazis will protect you.

That's about the only way to protect his anus

[ttwarrior1]

maybe we can hook up in jail

[ttrace35]

Who's he going to be molested by? The custodian who cleans his jail cell?

He's not going to the pen.

DOCS hires custodians to clean cells

[daimoshokage]

see you in a month Canuck..

[onetrickpony]

Typical canadian jail cell...

[Cuse0323]

If it's anything like trailer park boys, it sounds like fun. just drink a little potato vodka and play some ball hockey, all good.

[Wiggums5]

i see you are back already...are Canadian months shorter than everyone elses?

[sweethook]

well gl man