Going to Jail for a month

[CanuckG]

Won't be posting for a month. Got in trouble with the law due to marijuana substances.

C-ya later.

[onetrickpony]

[JohnnyD4916]

Have fun

[barcelonafc]

dont bend over in the showers

[PingPong]

watch your cornhole buddy

[TR88]

[jjgold]

Is this a joke?

[Rod1010]

So JJgold tells canuck to create this thread because forum is dead.


Ok i see

[onetrickpony]

rodder

[Cougar Bait]

You will be missed

Here are a few key rules:

1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

3. Don't "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

Good luck.

[Smoke]

Don't forget the lube Canuck.


It'll come in handy

[mojomaker11]

He said jail not prison.

[excel]

Murderer: What are you in for?
CanuckG: Marijuana possession.

[Smoke]

Excel...

This is where your PhotoShop skills come to good use..

[fury]

Marijuana? Where do you live, Texas?

[doublej95]

avoid the cockmeat.

[Smoke]

Murderer: What are you in for?
CanuckG: Marijuana possession.

[No coincidences]

You will be missed

Here are a few key rules:

1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

3. Don’t "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

Good luck.

CB, he's not going to Chino for smoking a joint.

[ttrace35]

You will be missed

Here are a few key rules:

1. Never back down from a confrontation. It marks you as weak and a victim.

2. Don't gamble, if you don't have the cash to pay your debt, guess how you are going to work off the debt?

3. Don’t "play" or kid with anyone. You can't trust anyone to take it is as a joke. Respect is everything, and any slight will get you in trouble. Prisoners will do anything to keep respect.

4. When you first enter prison, keep your own company. Don't make the mistake of hanging out with a known mole or snitch or worse a pedophile – known as chesters, shorteyes or rapos. Get to know who is who before being associated with them.

5. If the guys you hang with ask a favor, take it as an order. Trust me, they aren't asking. Prisoners really do run the prison.

Good luck.

This is pretty good cougar. Only thing I would add is not to take favors from people. The big thing that the old "booty bandits" would do to young twinks is, give them everything they need. When you first get to jail, you have very little property. If some friendly black guy offers you stuff, don't take it!

[No coincidences]

unreal

[VegasInsider]

It's alright, you'll fit right in since you take it in the ass and all...

[C-Gold]

Prisoners are gay. I could be in jail 100 years and I'd never bend some dude over.

Most of you guys jerk off all the time anyway because you can't get laid. No difference.

You want to control somebody? Just kick their ass a few times and they'll learn.

[Deuce]

Prob trafficking I assume. BC buds are spectacular. Best of luck.

[ttrace35]

You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.

[underthe total]

B.S.

[ttrace35]

B.S.

No doubt you would be part of the 10-15%.

[Rich Boy]

Watch out for that rooster-meat sandwich

[MickeyMan]

Can't you serve it on weekends Canuck? If it is true

[underthe total]

b.s. equals i dont believe he is going to jail for marijuana, i'll leave the butt pluggin stats to you

No doubt you would be part of the 10-15%.

[excel]

Don't you live in canada?

[ttrace35]

b.s. equals i dont believe he is going to jail for marijuana, i'll leave the butt pluggin stats to you

My bad

[sweethook]

720 hours , time flys by , gett it young buck

[excel]

[Kindred]

You guys watch too much television. All inmates aren't gay. Maybe 10-15% of a particular facility may participate in homosexual activity. This always gets way over blown.

you an expert on homos or jails?

I remember that prison show on HBO where they were all freaking queers..

My rule is don't get caught . It's simple and easy to remember, that way I never have to find out how man rooster munchers make up the prison population

[Br0nxer]

enjoy hawaii chief