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BcatswinSBR Posting Legend
- 12-21-10
- 13931
#71Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
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SoVSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-21-10
- 6420
#73birdmanweezy: zeta why did you f**k my grandma
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GeeSBR MVP
- 04-08-10
- 4547
#74ApricotSinner32: shari i wish i was a girl so i can just suck cocks for cashComment -
SoVSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-21-10
- 6420
#75LostBankroll, new addition to chat, hammers Zeta:
LostBankroll: ANYTHING YOU SAY IS PEANUTS COMPARED TO THE PICS OF YOUR GRANNIE LEANING HER PHAT DOME OF A HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS BEFORE SHE WITHDREW YEAST FROM HER PUSSY ONTO YOUR rooster WHILE f**kING PAL
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#76ApricotSinner32: staco let me live with you
ApricotSinner32: gambling buddies
ApricotSinner32: call u a square all night
ApricotSinner32: yell at the tv
Stacocakes: you have to clean the place and order pizza
birdmanweezy: lol
ApricotSinner32: done
birdmanweezy: i want in too
birdmanweezy: i can cook clean and suck rooster
Stacocakes: room for both
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spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#77spankie: zeta im up $250-300 today pal im doing pretty well considering my bankroll was $251 yesterday.
spankie: doubled up
spankie: went on a rampage
spankie: bout to be more
spankie: imo
ZetaPsi808: nice pal
spankie: what a rough grind its been
ZetaPsi808: get into bonuswhoring with me palComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#78spankie
bump for fishayyy! fishy said we need more people in chat so here is the link
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spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#79birdmanweezy: i ate 3 mcchiken once
birdmanweezy: shit was green for a month
spankie: birdy did u shit 5 mins later?
spankie: cool
spankie: ya they are not good on the ole rectum
birdmanweezy: but i dont mind green shit
birdmanweezy: it is punkComment -
SportsPedagogySBR MVP
- 02-13-11
- 3691
#80Thanks A-Holes. 1st day back in college and I look like a tard laughing at my phoneComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#81ZetaPsi808: spankie yes
ZetaPsi808: how did u know
spankie: i knew pal
spankie: padres
spankie: we knew
fivetrickpony: unreal
fivetrickpony: spankie
fivetrickpony: settle down
spankie: fiver
spankie: ok pal im sorry
spankie: im out of line
spankie: let me relax
fivetrickpony: okay
fivetrickpony: it's fine
fivetrickpony: will let it go
spankie: np pal
standard day in chatComment -
obamaismyuncleSBR Posting Legend
- 12-31-08
- 17801
#82chat has turned into Venditto's personal begging for funds forum, these types of messages are seen several times daily from him, it's pathetic...
ApricotSinner32: bankroll send me $100 paypal
LostBankroll: send me the email pal
ApricotSinner32: pvenditto88@yahoo.comComment -
GeeSBR MVP
- 04-08-10
- 4547
#83ApricotSinner32: Girls complicate shit palApricotSinner32: Mental damage
Gee: sinner needs a boyfriend who has the same goals as him?
ApricotSinner32: yes
ApricotSinner32: preciselyComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#84Euphoria38: Patty would you considering a gay experience?
birdmanweezy: patty was born without sexual organs
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#85ZetaPsi808: we would all have a few beers together at a local bar
Saunders FTW: except rake
ZetaPsi808: and watch the nfl games
ApricotSinner32: i don't like beer
Saunders FTW: would have juice drinks
ApricotSinner32: shots or no deal
ZetaPsi808: patty will order cheap wine
RogueScholar: Shots it is
onetrickpony: apple martini for pat
ZetaPsi808: i will have a sea breeze with JJ
CanuckG: dont like beer unreal
RogueScholar: I could totally picture Pat with an apple martini
ApricotSinner32: curry and cranberry juice for tricker
CanuckG: probably never had the good stuff
ApricotSinner32: coming right upComment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#86LostBankroll: Just lost 250 in the casino
LostBankroll: lolololol
LostBankroll: Im barreled in
Glitch: faaaaak
Glitch: non-live online casinos are the devil.
LostBankroll: about to go redeposit lolol
LostBankroll: Im f**ked
azimm11:
LostBankroll: my work check is about to be spent
LostBankroll: If I lose this depo Ima be f**ked
LostBankroll: my girl wont have any meals till 2 weeks from now
LostBankroll: lolll
LostBankroll: brb boys
LostBankroll has left the roomComment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#87Deuce: Spankie
Deuce: talk me out of smoking weed
Deuce: thinking about starting back up
spankie: smoke weed
spankie: its good for you
Deuce: UnrealComment -
GeeSBR MVP
- 04-08-10
- 4547
#88raydog: squirrelraydog: you didnt hear about sov?
SoV: highly obliged
SoV: oh ffs here we go
Squirrel: No pal
raydog: into guys now...
Squirrel:
SoV: that's me out
SoV has left the room
raydog: blowjobs, glory hole...the entire ride
Gee:
Squirrel:
SoV has entered the room
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GeeSBR MVP
- 04-08-10
- 4547
#89High3rEl3m3nt: i better get rolling...wife bought tickets to the children's theaterHigh3rEl3m3nt: hope zeta does a video tonight...he's got to be one of greatest posters on sbr
azimm11: guy is sick in the head element lol
High3rEl3m3nt: He seems like a great guy...I know about the gilf...but he's seems cool by my standards
Stacocakes:
High3rEl3m3nt: i have my own shameful stories
azimm11: haha, whatever floats your boat
High3rEl3m3nt: practically got raped by a Vietnamese older lady with a gut when I was in collegeComment -
Ricki RomaSBR Wise Guy
- 09-03-10
- 737
#90Whats the link to sbr chatroom?Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#91Deuce: HAMSTER ON A FUKKIN WHEEL POWERING THE FUKKIN SERVER
Deuce: MOTHER FUKKS
Deuce: PUFF
Deuce: PUFF
spankie: PUFF
Deuce: I SAID MOTHER FUKKIN PUFF
onetrickpony:+ev
onetrickpony: puff
spankie: deuce lets buy a new site
spankie: puffsports
Deuce: ok pal
spankie: DOT COMComment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#92spankie: any1 ever had chocolate covered bacon
spankie:
ttwarrior1 has entered the room
spankie: speak of the devil
Unreal...
tt can smell bacon thru computersComment -
bigboydanSBR Aristocracy
- 08-10-05
- 55420
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babyjesusSBR Wise Guy
- 03-17-11
- 994
#94lmaoComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#95High3rEl3m3nt: i better get rolling...wife bought tickets to the children's theaterHigh3rEl3m3nt: hope zeta does a video tonight...he's got to be one of greatest posters on sbr
azimm11: guy is sick in the head element lol
High3rEl3m3nt: He seems like a great guy...I know about the gilf...but he's seems cool by my standards
Stacocakes:
High3rEl3m3nt: i have my own shameful stories
azimm11: haha, whatever floats your boat
High3rEl3m3nt: practically got raped by a Vietnamese older lady with a gut when I was in collegeComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#96[6:35 AM] zeta: 3 way triangle love affair here
[6:35 AM] zeta: me u bobby
[6:35 AM] patty: hahahaha
[6:35 AM] zeta: lmao
[6:35 AM] patty: wtf
[6:35 AM] patty: suns coming up
[6:36 AM] zeta: patty u love when u feel involved
[6:36 AM] patty: yes
[6:36 AM] patty: i need the action
[6:36 AM] zeta: guy has no funds but always making gambling bets, etc
[6:36 AM] patty: i want to be on the team
[6:36 AM] zeta: :clap:
[6:36 AM] patty: im on the bench right now
[6:36 AM] zeta: hahahaha
[6:36 AM] patty: looking for coach bobby to put me in the game
[6:36 AM] patty: waiting my turn
[6:36 AM] patty: mr big is the umpire
[6:36 AM] zeta: patty sittin on bench spitting sunflower seeds with bat in hand taking practice hacks
[6:37 AM] patty: we will chew him out if he makes a bad call
[6:37 AM] patty: yes
[6:37 AM] zeta: saying give me a shot skipper
[6:37 AM] patty: playing with my jock
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: def
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: patty is so ready to swing
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: guy has been
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: practicing for 3 weeks
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: just waiting
[6:37 AM] zeta: i am updating sbr quotable chat thread with this convo
[6:37 AM] spankiepuff: puff
[6:37 AM] patty: zeta
[6:37 AM] zeta : guys will wonder where has spankie been chatting???Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#97patty: def need 5dimes live betting pal
[5:27 AM] patty: i like to look for live betting rigged angles
[5:28 AM] zeta: yes
[5:28 AM] patty: fat umpire calling bad pitches strikes late in the game because he is hungry
[5:28 AM] patty: wants to go eat dinner
[5:28 AM] patty: pound the under live lineComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
- 29843
#98patty: the new humble attitude doesnt deter me from saying i wish you'd drown in a goldfish pond
[2:32 AM] zeta: oh fukk hahaha
[2:32 AM] zeta: patty throwing bullets
[2:32 AM] patty: zeta
[2:32 AM] patty: ill eat that pussy
[2:32 AM] patty: where u goin?
[2:32 AM] patty: oh can i come?Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#99zeta: patty listen to this how cheap +EV i am
[4:35 AM] patty: ok
[4:38 AM] patty: ?
[4:39 AM] zeta: i always buy the water bottles for my family
[4:39 AM] zeta: 24 pack of 16 oz bottles
[4:39 AM] patty: ok
[4:39 AM] zeta: now we just ran out of bottles today
[4:39 AM] zeta: and they do not go on sale until dec 28th again
[4:40 AM] zeta: i am going to buy 2 or 3 gallon water jugs
[4:40 AM] zeta: dollar each
[4:40 AM] patty: fill them up?
[4:40 AM] zeta: and fill up the used bottles with them
[4:40 AM] patty: haha
[4:40 AM] patty: well played
[4:40 AM] zeta: they are usually like $5 for a case of 24
[4:40 AM] zeta: but when they go on sale i get them for $3.50
[4:40 AM] zeta: gonna buy 6 cases and stack them up against the wall
[4:41 AM] zeta: patty how much change did u save so far
[4:41 AM] patty: zeta pipe down
[4:41 AM] patty: same ammount
[4:41 AM] zeta: u -ev fuk
[4:41 AM] patty: pick winners pal
[4:42 AM] zeta: when u pick winners there is no juice
[4:42 AM] zeta: good point
[4:42 AM] patty:
[4:42 AM] patty: take the yankees -317
[4:42 AM] patty: no juice cuz it won
[4:42 AM] zeta: yes
[4:42 AM] zeta: staco would approve
[4:42 AM] zeta: staco likes big moneylines
[4:42 AM] zeta: but rake is even worse
[4:42 AM] patty: i use fading the public in my capping
[4:42 AM] zeta: ohio state -47000
[4:42 AM] patty: as well as when i think a team is overachieving
[4:43 AM] patty: i will fade the big name teams
[4:43 AM] patty: as well as other theories
[4:43 AM] zeta: how do u think team is overachieving?
[4:43 AM] zeta: star player looks fat and bound to regress?
[4:43 AM] zeta:
[4:43 AM] patty: you know the history of hockey
[4:43 AM] patty: or any other sport
[4:43 AM] patty: its not nortmal for a team in bases/hockey to win 8 road games in a row
[4:44 AM] patty: fade at dog prices all day
[4:44 AM] patty: when the public is on the overachieving side
[4:44 AM] patty: teams world series theory
[4:44 AM] patty: when a shit team is on a losing streak at home
[4:44 AM] patty: playing one of the top teams in the league
[4:44 AM] patty: especially on the weekend
[4:44 AM] patty: its the shitty teams world series
[4:45 AM] patty: playing for all the marblesComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#100[2:35 AM] zeta: when i do tilt i just go pee in the front yard
[2:35 AM] zeta: quite relaxing
[2:35 AM] canuckg: i just had two 5 hour energy drinks
[2:35 AM] deuce: stare at the moon and piss
[2:35 AM] deuce: unreal
[2:35 AM] zeta: yes
[2:35 AM] zeta: crickets chirping
[2:35 AM] zeta: the best feeling is peeing when u r drunk
[2:35 AM] zeta: feels like sex
[2:35 AM] canuckg: agreed
[2:35 AM] canuckg: especially when u had to hold it in for a bit
[2:35 AM] deuce: Yes
[2:35 AM] canuckg: outside fresh air
[2:35 AM] deuce: explode into the urinal
[2:35 AM] canuckg: all riled up
[2:35 AM] zeta: hell yeah it comes out like a fire hose
[2:36 AM] zeta: i have real bad aim
[2:36 AM] zeta: lack of focus
[2:36 AM] zeta: so i just pee outside
[2:36 AM] deuce: unreal
[2:36 AM] zeta: incapable of hitting the bowl of water
[2:36 AM] deuce: can' t even piss straightComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#101[8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: i knew ohio st would smash neb
[8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: we cant make no fukin baskets
[8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: bum team
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#102spankiepuff: should i sprinkle the over on aussie soccer?
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: sprinkle it?
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: going to put in an SBS wager
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: $2.84
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: to even off my br.
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: sprinkle it
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: Balance: US$ 500.00
[3:40 AM] spankiepuff: from $20
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: jan 9th to now
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: big timer
[3:41 AM] zeta: to even off your bankroll?
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: got $82.84 at risk
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: yes
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: even number pal
[3:41 AM] zeta: like if its at 494 u make a 6 dolalr bet to get to 500
[3:41 AM] zeta: hahaha
[3:41 AM] zeta: thats OCD
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: no i had 502.84 left
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: do not like having leftovers
[3:41 AM] zeta: lmao
[3:41 AM] spankiepuff: im pro
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hawleySBR Posting Legend
- 05-10-10
- 14270
#103Comment -
kensh3SBR Rookie
- 11-03-12
- 49
#104Hahahaha.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
- 09-18-08
- 12119
#105
loshak
pinnacle calls the shots
if Pinny needs pistons to cover
there is a call to the pistons gm
telling them to penetrating keep it close
its that simple
pinny kickbacks 10
10% back the to league
for retirement funds etc
its a sick game we are playing guyComment
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