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  • Bcatswin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-21-10
    • 13931

    #71
    Where the hell is chat
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    • spankie
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-10-11
      • 9992

      #72
      www.sbrchat.com doh
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      • SoV
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-21-10
        • 6420

        #73
        birdmanweezy: zeta why did you f**k my grandma

        Class
        FML

        http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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        • Gee
          SBR MVP
          • 04-08-10
          • 4547

          #74
          ApricotSinner32: shari i wish i was a girl so i can just suck cocks for cash
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          • SoV
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 03-21-10
            • 6420

            #75
            LostBankroll, new addition to chat, hammers Zeta:


            LostBankroll: ANYTHING YOU SAY IS PEANUTS COMPARED TO THE PICS OF YOUR GRANNIE LEANING HER PHAT DOME OF A HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS BEFORE SHE WITHDREW YEAST FROM HER PUSSY ONTO YOUR rooster WHILE f**kING PAL

            FML

            http://forum.sbrforum.com/soccer-han...scussions.html
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            • ZetaPsi808
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-18-08
              • 12119

              #76
              ApricotSinner32: staco let me live with you
              ApricotSinner32: gambling buddies
              ApricotSinner32: call u a square all night
              ApricotSinner32: yell at the tv
              Stacocakes: you have to clean the place and order pizza
              birdmanweezy: lol
              ApricotSinner32: done
              birdmanweezy: i want in too
              birdmanweezy: i can cook clean and suck rooster
              Stacocakes: room for both


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              • spankie
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-11
                • 9992

                #77
                spankie: zeta im up $250-300 today pal im doing pretty well considering my bankroll was $251 yesterday.
                spankie: doubled up
                spankie: went on a rampage
                spankie: bout to be more
                spankie: imo
                ZetaPsi808: nice pal
                spankie: what a rough grind its been
                ZetaPsi808: get into bonuswhoring with me pal
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                • ZetaPsi808
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-18-08
                  • 12119

                  #78
                  spankie

                  bump for fishayyy! fishy said we need more people in chat so here is the link

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                  • spankie
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-10-11
                    • 9992

                    #79
                    birdmanweezy: i ate 3 mcchiken once
                    birdmanweezy: shit was green for a month
                    spankie: birdy did u shit 5 mins later?
                    spankie: cool
                    spankie: ya they are not good on the ole rectum
                    birdmanweezy: but i dont mind green shit
                    birdmanweezy: it is punk
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                    • SportsPedagogy
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-13-11
                      • 3691

                      #80
                      Thanks A-Holes. 1st day back in college and I look like a tard laughing at my phone
                      Comment
                      • ZetaPsi808
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-18-08
                        • 12119

                        #81
                        ZetaPsi808: spankie yes
                        ZetaPsi808: how did u know
                        spankie: i knew pal
                        spankie: padres
                        spankie: we knew
                        fivetrickpony: unreal
                        fivetrickpony: spankie
                        fivetrickpony: settle down
                        spankie: fiver
                        spankie: ok pal im sorry
                        spankie: im out of line
                        spankie: let me relax
                        fivetrickpony: okay
                        fivetrickpony: it's fine
                        fivetrickpony: will let it go
                        spankie: np pal

                        standard day in chat
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                        • obamaismyuncle
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 17801

                          #82
                          chat has turned into Venditto's personal begging for funds forum, these types of messages are seen several times daily from him, it's pathetic...

                          ApricotSinner32: bankroll send me $100 paypal
                          LostBankroll: send me the email pal
                          ApricotSinner32: pvenditto88@yahoo.com
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                          • Gee
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-08-10
                            • 4547

                            #83
                            ApricotSinner32: Girls complicate shit palApricotSinner32: Mental damage
                            Gee: sinner needs a boyfriend who has the same goals as him?
                            ApricotSinner32: yes
                            ApricotSinner32: precisely
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                            • ZetaPsi808
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-18-08
                              • 12119

                              #84
                              Euphoria38: Patty would you considering a gay experience?
                              birdmanweezy: patty was born without sexual organs
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                              • ZetaPsi808
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-18-08
                                • 12119

                                #85
                                ZetaPsi808: we would all have a few beers together at a local bar
                                Saunders FTW: except rake
                                ZetaPsi808: and watch the nfl games
                                ApricotSinner32: i don't like beer
                                Saunders FTW: would have juice drinks
                                ApricotSinner32: shots or no deal
                                ZetaPsi808: patty will order cheap wine
                                RogueScholar: Shots it is
                                onetrickpony: apple martini for pat
                                ZetaPsi808: i will have a sea breeze with JJ
                                CanuckG: dont like beer unreal
                                RogueScholar: I could totally picture Pat with an apple martini
                                ApricotSinner32: curry and cranberry juice for tricker
                                CanuckG: probably never had the good stuff
                                ApricotSinner32: coming right up
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                                • spankie
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-10-11
                                  • 9992

                                  #86
                                  LostBankroll: Just lost 250 in the casino
                                  LostBankroll: lolololol
                                  LostBankroll: Im barreled in
                                  Glitch: faaaaak
                                  Glitch: non-live online casinos are the devil.
                                  LostBankroll: about to go redeposit lolol
                                  LostBankroll: Im f**ked
                                  azimm11:
                                  LostBankroll: my work check is about to be spent
                                  LostBankroll: If I lose this depo Ima be f**ked
                                  LostBankroll: my girl wont have any meals till 2 weeks from now
                                  LostBankroll: lolll
                                  LostBankroll: brb boys
                                  LostBankroll has left the room
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                                  • spankie
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-10-11
                                    • 9992

                                    #87
                                    Deuce: Spankie
                                    Deuce: talk me out of smoking weed
                                    Deuce: thinking about starting back up
                                    spankie: smoke weed
                                    spankie: its good for you
                                    Deuce: Unreal
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                                    • Gee
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-08-10
                                      • 4547

                                      #88
                                      raydog: squirrelraydog: you didnt hear about sov?
                                      SoV: highly obliged
                                      SoV: oh ffs here we go
                                      Squirrel: No pal
                                      raydog: into guys now...
                                      Squirrel:
                                      SoV: that's me out
                                      SoV has left the room
                                      raydog: blowjobs, glory hole...the entire ride
                                      Gee:
                                      Squirrel:
                                      SoV has entered the room

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                                      • Gee
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-08-10
                                        • 4547

                                        #89
                                        High3rEl3m3nt: i better get rolling...wife bought tickets to the children's theaterHigh3rEl3m3nt: hope zeta does a video tonight...he's got to be one of greatest posters on sbr
                                        azimm11: guy is sick in the head element lol
                                        High3rEl3m3nt: He seems like a great guy...I know about the gilf...but he's seems cool by my standards
                                        Stacocakes:
                                        High3rEl3m3nt: i have my own shameful stories
                                        azimm11: haha, whatever floats your boat
                                        High3rEl3m3nt: practically got raped by a Vietnamese older lady with a gut when I was in college
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                                        • Ricki Roma
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 09-03-10
                                          • 737

                                          #90
                                          Whats the link to sbr chatroom?
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                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-18-08
                                            • 12119

                                            #91
                                            Deuce: HAMSTER ON A FUKKIN WHEEL POWERING THE FUKKIN SERVER
                                            Deuce: MOTHER FUKKS
                                            Deuce: PUFF
                                            Deuce: PUFF
                                            spankie: PUFF
                                            Deuce: I SAID MOTHER FUKKIN PUFF
                                            onetrickpony: +ev
                                            onetrickpony: puff
                                            spankie: deuce lets buy a new site
                                            spankie: puffsports
                                            Deuce: ok pal
                                            spankie: DOT COM
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                                            • spankie
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-10-11
                                              • 9992

                                              #92
                                              spankie: any1 ever had chocolate covered bacon
                                              spankie:
                                              ttwarrior1 has entered the room
                                              spankie: speak of the devil



                                              Unreal...

                                              tt can smell bacon thru computers
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                                              • bigboydan
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 55420

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by Ricki Roma
                                                Whats the link to sbr chatroom?
                                                You will need to become an SBRpro to access is however, here is the link sir.
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                                                • babyjesus
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 03-17-11
                                                  • 994

                                                  #94
                                                  lmao
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                                                  • ZetaPsi808
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-18-08
                                                    • 12119

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by Gee
                                                    High3rEl3m3nt: i better get rolling...wife bought tickets to the children's theaterHigh3rEl3m3nt: hope zeta does a video tonight...he's got to be one of greatest posters on sbr
                                                    azimm11: guy is sick in the head element lol
                                                    High3rEl3m3nt: He seems like a great guy...I know about the gilf...but he's seems cool by my standards
                                                    Stacocakes:
                                                    High3rEl3m3nt: i have my own shameful stories
                                                    azimm11: haha, whatever floats your boat
                                                    High3rEl3m3nt: practically got raped by a Vietnamese older lady with a gut when I was in college
                                                    i like that guy higherelement
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                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                      • 12119

                                                      #96
                                                      [6:35 AM] zeta: 3 way triangle love affair here
                                                      [6:35 AM] zeta: me u bobby
                                                      [6:35 AM] patty: hahahaha
                                                      [6:35 AM] zeta: lmao
                                                      [6:35 AM] patty: wtf
                                                      [6:35 AM] patty: suns coming up
                                                      [6:36 AM] zeta: patty u love when u feel involved
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: yes
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: i need the action
                                                      [6:36 AM] zeta: guy has no funds but always making gambling bets, etc
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: i want to be on the team
                                                      [6:36 AM] zeta: :clap:
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: im on the bench right now
                                                      [6:36 AM] zeta: hahahaha
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: looking for coach bobby to put me in the game
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: waiting my turn
                                                      [6:36 AM] patty: mr big is the umpire
                                                      [6:36 AM] zeta: patty sittin on bench spitting sunflower seeds with bat in hand taking practice hacks
                                                      [6:37 AM] patty: we will chew him out if he makes a bad call
                                                      [6:37 AM] patty: yes
                                                      [6:37 AM] zeta: saying give me a shot skipper
                                                      [6:37 AM] patty: playing with my jock
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: def
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: patty is so ready to swing
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: guy has been
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: practicing for 3 weeks
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: just waiting
                                                      [6:37 AM] zeta: i am updating sbr quotable chat thread with this convo
                                                      [6:37 AM] spankiepuff: puff
                                                      [6:37 AM] patty: zeta
                                                      [6:37 AM] zeta : guys will wonder where has spankie been chatting???
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                                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-18-08
                                                        • 12119

                                                        #97
                                                        patty: def need 5dimes live betting pal
                                                        [5:27 AM] patty: i like to look for live betting rigged angles
                                                        [5:28 AM] zeta: yes
                                                        [5:28 AM] patty: fat umpire calling bad pitches strikes late in the game because he is hungry
                                                        [5:28 AM] patty: wants to go eat dinner
                                                        [5:28 AM] patty: pound the under live line
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                                                        • Deuce
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-12-08
                                                          • 29843

                                                          #98
                                                          patty: the new humble attitude doesnt deter me from saying i wish you'd drown in a goldfish pond
                                                          [2:32 AM] zeta: oh fukk hahaha
                                                          [2:32 AM] zeta: patty throwing bullets
                                                          [2:32 AM] patty: zeta
                                                          [2:32 AM] patty: ill eat that pussy
                                                          [2:32 AM] patty: where u goin?
                                                          [2:32 AM] patty: oh can i come?
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                                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-18-08
                                                            • 12119

                                                            #99
                                                            zeta: patty listen to this how cheap +EV i am
                                                            [4:35 AM] patty: ok
                                                            [4:38 AM] patty: ?
                                                            [4:39 AM] zeta: i always buy the water bottles for my family
                                                            [4:39 AM] zeta: 24 pack of 16 oz bottles
                                                            [4:39 AM] patty: ok
                                                            [4:39 AM] zeta: now we just ran out of bottles today
                                                            [4:39 AM] zeta: and they do not go on sale until dec 28th again
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: i am going to buy 2 or 3 gallon water jugs
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: dollar each
                                                            [4:40 AM] patty: fill them up?
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: and fill up the used bottles with them
                                                            [4:40 AM] patty: haha
                                                            [4:40 AM] patty: well played
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: they are usually like $5 for a case of 24
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: but when they go on sale i get them for $3.50
                                                            [4:40 AM] zeta: gonna buy 6 cases and stack them up against the wall
                                                            [4:41 AM] zeta: patty how much change did u save so far
                                                            [4:41 AM] patty: zeta pipe down
                                                            [4:41 AM] patty: same ammount
                                                            [4:41 AM] zeta: u -ev fuk
                                                            [4:41 AM] patty: pick winners pal
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: when u pick winners there is no juice
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: good point
                                                            [4:42 AM] patty:
                                                            [4:42 AM] patty: take the yankees -317
                                                            [4:42 AM] patty: no juice cuz it won
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: yes
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: staco would approve
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: staco likes big moneylines
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: but rake is even worse
                                                            [4:42 AM] patty: i use fading the public in my capping
                                                            [4:42 AM] zeta: ohio state -47000
                                                            [4:42 AM] patty: as well as when i think a team is overachieving
                                                            [4:43 AM] patty: i will fade the big name teams
                                                            [4:43 AM] patty: as well as other theories
                                                            [4:43 AM] zeta: how do u think team is overachieving?
                                                            [4:43 AM] zeta: star player looks fat and bound to regress?
                                                            [4:43 AM] zeta:
                                                            [4:43 AM] patty: you know the history of hockey
                                                            [4:43 AM] patty: or any other sport
                                                            [4:43 AM] patty: its not nortmal for a team in bases/hockey to win 8 road games in a row
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: fade at dog prices all day
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: when the public is on the overachieving side
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: teams world series theory
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: when a shit team is on a losing streak at home
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: playing one of the top teams in the league
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: especially on the weekend
                                                            [4:44 AM] patty: its the shitty teams world series
                                                            [4:45 AM] patty: playing for all the marbles
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                                                            • ZetaPsi808
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-18-08
                                                              • 12119

                                                              #100
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: when i do tilt i just go pee in the front yard
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: quite relaxing
                                                              [2:35 AM] canuckg: i just had two 5 hour energy drinks
                                                              [2:35 AM] deuce: stare at the moon and piss
                                                              [2:35 AM] deuce: unreal
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: yes
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: crickets chirping
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: the best feeling is peeing when u r drunk
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: feels like sex
                                                              [2:35 AM] canuckg: agreed
                                                              [2:35 AM] canuckg: especially when u had to hold it in for a bit
                                                              [2:35 AM] deuce: Yes
                                                              [2:35 AM] canuckg: outside fresh air
                                                              [2:35 AM] deuce: explode into the urinal
                                                              [2:35 AM] canuckg: all riled up
                                                              [2:35 AM] zeta: hell yeah it comes out like a fire hose
                                                              [2:36 AM] zeta: i have real bad aim
                                                              [2:36 AM] zeta: lack of focus
                                                              [2:36 AM] zeta: so i just pee outside
                                                              [2:36 AM] deuce: unreal
                                                              [2:36 AM] zeta: incapable of hitting the bowl of water
                                                              [2:36 AM] deuce: can' t even piss straight
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                                                              • ZetaPsi808
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 09-18-08
                                                                • 12119

                                                                #101
                                                                [8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: i knew ohio st would smash neb
                                                                [8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: we cant make no fukin baskets
                                                                [8:00 PM] spankiepuffer: bum team

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                                                                • ZetaPsi808
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-18-08
                                                                  • 12119

                                                                  #102
                                                                  spankiepuff: should i sprinkle the over on aussie soccer?
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: sprinkle it?
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: going to put in an SBS wager
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: $2.84
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: to even off my br.
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: sprinkle it
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: Balance: US$ 500.00
                                                                  [3:40 AM] spankiepuff: from $20
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: jan 9th to now
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: big timer
                                                                  [3:41 AM] zeta: to even off your bankroll?
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: got $82.84 at risk
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: yes
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: even number pal
                                                                  [3:41 AM] zeta: like if its at 494 u make a 6 dolalr bet to get to 500
                                                                  [3:41 AM] zeta: hahaha
                                                                  [3:41 AM] zeta: thats OCD
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: no i had 502.84 left
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: do not like having leftovers
                                                                  [3:41 AM] zeta: lmao
                                                                  [3:41 AM] spankiepuff: im pro

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                                                                  • hawley
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-10-10
                                                                    • 14270

                                                                    #103
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                                                                    • kensh3
                                                                      SBR Rookie
                                                                      • 11-03-12
                                                                      • 49

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Hahahaha.
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                                                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 09-18-08
                                                                        • 12119

                                                                        #105



                                                                        loshak

                                                                        pinnacle calls the shots
                                                                        if Pinny needs pistons to cover
                                                                        there is a call to the pistons gm
                                                                        telling them to penetrating keep it close
                                                                        its that simple
                                                                        pinny kickbacks 10
                                                                        10% back the to league
                                                                        for retirement funds etc
                                                                        its a sick game we are playing guy
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