Quotable quotes from SBR Chat

Gee · 05-17-11, 07:03 PM

ZetaPsi808 · 05-18-11, 01:18 AM

ApricotSinner32: he got burried
ApricotSinner32: guy cant make his own plays
ApricotSinner32: needs me to bail him out everyday to breakeven
ZetaPsi808: pal is common northeast behavior
ApricotSinner32: gambling iq of an hiv infested seagull

ZetaPsi808 · 05-22-11, 08:35 PM

Gee: roanildinho... i saw without reservation, in all the time i've been here, i would nominate you as the most likely gambler to never ever win, along with Moyal and Framboise.

buried

Gee · 05-22-11, 08:39 PM

that comment has to be put into context.

roanildinho has entered the roomroanildinho: he guys
roanildinho: i think i came up
obamaismyuncle: roanildinho
roanildinho: that i can guarentee at least 5k every year
obamaismyuncle:
roanildinho: Do you wanna hear it?
TomDwan has entered the room
roanildinho: Hello?
Gee: alright, i'm outtie guys, before this guy makes me any stupider.
roanildinho: Do you wanna hear how you can ean at least 5thousand a year
TomDwan: hello
roanildinho: gee please listen.
roanildinho: cmon bud
roanildinho: lolroanildinho: This is the shit
roanildinho: You must have a bankroll of like 1k
roanildinho: Its only on the leauge of MLS
roanildinho: canada to be precise
roanildinho: But mls fits this system
roanildinho: i know its pretty gay
roanildinho: but if u just wanna bet liek a robot
roanildinho: and like
roanildinho: earn cash without thinking use this
roanildinho: So lets say there are 10 mls games.
roanildinho: For that mls week
roanildinho: You bet the under on each game.
roanildinho: all are 2.5 ussualy
roanildinho: ussualy u will get 90 bucks for your win'
roanildinho: In the first week,
roanildinho: you went 5-4.
roanildinho: so you earn 90.
roanildinho: second week
roanildinho: You went 7-3
roanildinho: and this is based on real results
roanildinho: this year btw
TomDwan: ok
TomDwan:
Gee: yup, i'm officially dumber.
TomDwan: anyone seen chat sharp framboise lately?
TomDwan has left the room
TomDwan has entered the room
roanildinho: So in two weeks you earn 540
roanildinho: based on the system
roanildinho: you actually
roanildinho: dont sweat the game
roanildinho: nor thing about it
roanildinho: lets see how the system works for our 3 week
roanildinho: im checking this out on mls website btw
roanildinho: mlsoccer.com
spankie: amazing analysis
roanildinho: 3 week you got 5-3
roanildinho: so you still got a 180 profit from that week of games
roanildinho: so you have 720
Gee: i genuinely think i'm stupider for skimming this. are you clueless at everything else or just gambling?
TomDwan: f**k i got a headache
spankie: lol
spankie: so how many years back did you go for your "research"
TomDwan: and my teeth hurt
spankie: how the fuk is it a system if you just bet every fuking game under
TomDwan: bulls are gonna win this game i think
TomDwan:
spankie: circus game
roanildinho: SpaNkie
roanildinho: because mls has shit players
spankie: jungle bunnies vs the spear chuckers
roanildinho: that cant score goals.
spankie: ronaldo how many yrs of stats u got pal
spankie: or are u just inventing this system as u talk
TomDwan: mls is soccer ?
spankie:
roanildinho: lol.
roanildinho: spankie
roanildinho: i covered this for 2 years..
roanildinho: made profit for both of them.
Gee: every so often when something trends toward a certain way, such as unders becoming more prevalent, the bookie will adjust the line accordingly.
Gee: roanildinho... i saw without reservation, in all the time i've been here, i would nominate you as the most likely gambler to never ever win, along with Moyal and Framboise.
ZetaPsi808: HAHAHA
TomDwan: i think fram enjoys losing though so it's kind of like he's winning
ZetaPsi808: gee that burial was epic
roanildinho: You can hate.
roanildinho: im the one making profit.
Gee
roanildinho: there will always be a under 2.5
roanildinho: people arent just willing to bet on all the mls games.
roanildinho: because of their bank rool
roanildinho: Roll*
roanildinho: lets check our4 week shall we
roanildinho: where did i leave off o
roanildinho: 720 for 3 weeks
Gee: send me your spreadsheet at the end of the season and i'd be interested.
roanildinho: ?
birdmanweezy: 2 bad most mls lines are 2, 2.5
roanildinho: yeah..
roanildinho: 2.5..
spankie: show me under 2.5 records with juice for the last 10 years
birdmanweezy: and they are juiced
spankie: then lets fuking talk pal
roanildinho: who give s a shit
roanildinho: they are under -110
spankie: nice system.
roanildinho: -115
roanildinho: big woop
spankie: NICE SYSTEM
Gee:
roanildinho: ur guarentted 90 bucks
spankie: no stats
spankie: just saying things
spankie: spreadsheet pls
roanildinho: not true
spankie: every game last 10 yrs
roanildinho: check the stats on mls.
spankie: show record ty
spankie: i dont want to
roanildinho: i never did for 10 years.
spankie: ur the one pitching a system
spankie: well then wtf
spankie: lol
roanildinho: only 2
spankie: ur talking about "weeks"
roanildinho: weeks as in gamedays.
roanildinho: if youi follow soccer you would understand.
roanildinho: geez man
roanildinho: why u hating
roanildinho: its easy cash
roanildinho: lifes not harrd

ZetaPsi808 · 05-25-11, 01:07 AM

gee

i have another spankie 1 liner

spankie: boys i just took 4 viagras, lets chat.

Gee · 05-25-11, 02:22 AM

epic fukn hammering by patty.

ApricotSinner32: euphoria i know u want to be in the conversation
ApricotSinner32: since you're bored and are half naked at 1am on the internets
ApricotSinner32: but seriously fuk off

ZetaPsi808 · 05-27-11, 01:54 AM

ApricotSinner32: zeta i need a 10k bankroll stakage
ApricotSinner32: ill move to new york tommorow
ApricotSinner32: ride a tricycle to your pad
ApricotSinner32: 3fd style

ApricotSinner32:

Gee · 05-29-11, 04:55 AM

Gee: Hantucova. one time
ApricotSinner32: betting against the uglier players is -ev
ApricotSinner32: uglier people have nothing else to live for
ApricotSinner32: hanthcova can go bang nadal later tonight
ApricotSinner32: if kuznetsova loses she will be dining with zetapsi808
ApricotSinner32: listening to arbing stories and eating cheap pizza

spankie · 05-31-11, 06:37 PM

spankie: OK WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IF THE WORLD ENDED TOMORROW
MichaelWaters: yes?
spankie: A) A SHOVEL
spankie: B) NEEDLENOSE PLYERS
nyed1010: a shovel
spankie: take ur fukin pick
nyed1010: so I can bury michael waters
spankie: OH SNAP
spankie: OH SNAP
spankie: BURIED
MichaelWaters: plyers
nyed1010: f**k
spankie: i would also take the plyers
spankie: but nyed has a good point.
MichaelWaters: ya i faded my choice
nyed1010: I would take both
spankie: self fade.
nyed1010: take the plyers to rip michael's teeth out
nyed1010: and then I'll bury the prick
spankie: loool
spankie: rude

ZetaPsi808 · 05-31-11, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Gee

Gee: Hantucova. one time
ApricotSinner32: betting against the uglier players is -ev
ApricotSinner32: uglier people have nothing else to live for
ApricotSinner32: hanthcova can go bang nadal later tonight
ApricotSinner32: if kuznetsova loses she will be dining with zetapsi808
ApricotSinner32: listening to arbing stories and eating cheap pizza

i just looked up that broad and she is a brick

yisman · 05-31-11, 11:09 PM

spankie

ZetaPsi808 · 06-01-11, 02:02 AM

ZetaPsi808: um yeeah eventually we all die
paco: but what about the afterlife?
ZetaPsi808: patty intelligent discussion here
paco: la illa ha illalala hu mahamadur rasul lulla
ApricotSinner32: Nobody knows whats going to happen
ApricotSinner32: Most likely just be just like before we were born
ZetaPsi808: do we go to heaven?
paco: only if u convert zeta
ApricotSinner32: You will go to gambling heaven if you bet the sharp sides of games
ZetaPsi808: patty hahaha
ApricotSinner32: You go to gambling hell if you bet the yankees/phillies/heat/redsox/tiger woods

macoeric · 06-01-11, 07:24 AM

Gambling hell lol

ZetaPsi808 · 06-07-11, 01:16 PM

Deuce: Patty come rub my muscles
Deuce: I am sore
Deuce: I'll give you 20 points
ApricotSinner32: I'll do it for free
ZetaPsi808
Deuce
ApricotSinner32: I love rubbing men
Deuce: smooth skins

pattay

SoV · 06-08-11, 03:14 AM

TomDwan: anyone seen chat sharp framboise lately?

ZetaPsi808 · 06-09-11, 11:48 PM

ApricotSinner32: Bobby gave me the twins today
ApricotSinner32: Texted me told me to air bet it on my toy cell phone
Deuce: Patty, get a sports pager or a wall ticker
azimm11: is this hotel pager friendly
ZetaPsi808: KIDS-R-US plastic phone?
ApricotSinner32: yes

vill · 06-10-11, 12:02 AM

There work people like us, so you do not to be surprised

MichaelWaters · 06-11-11, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by spankie

spankie: OK WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IF THE WORLD ENDED TOMORROW
MichaelWaters: yes?
spankie: A) A SHOVEL
spankie: B) NEEDLENOSE PLYERS
nyed1010: a shovel
spankie: take ur fukin pick
nyed1010: so I can bury michael waters
spankie: OH SNAP
spankie: OH SNAP
spankie: BURIED
MichaelWaters: plyers
nyed1010: f**k
spankie: i would also take the plyers
spankie: but nyed has a good point.
MichaelWaters: ya i faded my choice
nyed1010: I would take both
spankie: self fade.
nyed1010: take the plyers to rip michael's teeth out
nyed1010: and then I'll bury the prick
spankie: loool
spankie: rude

f u ill break ur fat nose

wtt0315 · 06-11-11, 06:18 AM

i dont think i have every chatted here

Gee · 06-11-11, 06:44 PM

Things can get pretty bad sometimes.

MoYaL: edMoYaL: im a jew
nyed1010: azimm, today's theme is disturbing and shocking videos
MoYaL: should i watch this neo nazi video ?
azimm11
Fischnasty: yes moyal
MoYaL: man
MoYaL: oh no
MoYaL: are they going
MoYaL: to kill those guys ?
MoYaL: just stopped the video
MoYaL: ...
Fischnasty: lol
MoYaL: should i continue ?
nyed1010: moyal, it's a neonazi chopping the head off of a a guy from the caucasus region
nyed1010: it's your call moyal
MoYaL: man
MoYaL: i better layoff
MoYaL: right ?
nyed1010: man up moyal
nyed1010: just watch it
nyed1010: trust me, you'll end up watching it anyway
MoYaL: THATS SICK
MoYaL: HE IS CHOPPING IS HEAD
nyed1010: human curiosity is too strong
MoYaL: WTF MANNNNNNNNNN
spankie: i am not watching it
spankie: make me sick
MoYaL: WHY THE FCKKKKKK
MoYaL: MAN
nyed1010: spankie, I know you won't
nyed1010: spankie you are weak
spankie: i saw nick berg
spankie: that was enough
MoYaL: THAT SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
MoYaL: THATS FCKING SICKKKKKKKKKKKK
spankie: nyed id crush you
MoYaL: I NEED EDSSSSSSSSS
nyed1010: way worse than the nick berg video
spankie: guaranteed
MoYaL: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
nyed1010: spankie, you fat f**k
nyed1010: I'll put you on life support
spankie: come on over boy-o
MoYaL: FCK YOU ED
spankie: crush ya like a cookie
MoYaL: YOU BETTER DIE
MoYaL: YOUR RUINED MY LIFE
nyed1010: moyal, did you hear him choking on his own blood
MoYaL: fck you
MoYaL: THATS SICK
MoYaL: IM ABOUT TO PUKEEEE
nyed1010: did you hear the grinding of the bone
nyed1010: the guy was a rookie
MoYaL: Why ?
MoYaL: why did he do it ?
nyed1010: he's a neonazi
MoYaL: thats sick
MoYaL: spankie
nyed1010: they see people from the caucasus region as inferior to them
MoYaL: he ruined my life

spankie · 06-12-11, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by MichaelWaters

f u ill break ur fat nose

Come over, i'll pm you the address and we'll video tape your attempt.

Any time fa\*\*ot.

ZetaPsi808 · 06-28-11, 04:04 AM

ApricotSinner32: telling you i had 14-20 guys wanting to hammer me in my thread
ApricotSinner32: after they won they went back to the players talk main page
ApricotSinner32: disapointed
ApricotSinner32:

never fails when u pot a play that loses you get 10X more responses from the haters

ApricotSinner32 · 06-28-11, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

ApricotSinner32: telling you i had 14-20 guys wanting to hammer me in my thread
ApricotSinner32: after they won they went back to the players talk main page
ApricotSinner32: disapointed
ApricotSinner32:

never fails when u pot a play that loses you get 10X more responses from the haters

ZetaPsi808 · 06-30-11, 01:02 AM

raydog: okay melo...now show us a few pics of the new girl you are dating....
nyed1010: this is hilarious
acarmelo1: ray
acarmelo1: she is there
ZetaPsi808: thunderthighs
ApricotSinner32: zeta
nyed1010: carmelo lives in a place where girls take pictures of themselves fully clothes under a running shower
ZetaPsi808: she looks like carlos lee
ApricotSinner32: you were trying to bang a fuking black monster
Rod1010: wtf
ApricotSinner32: and she rejected you
ApricotSinner32: how can you hammer carmelo?
nyed101
raydog: i need to see a few normal pictures of the new girl, melo
acarmelo1: SHe doenst have O.O
acarmelo1: She only got 33 picstures n her fb page
acarmelo1: ad all of them she is dressed like X Men Girl
acarmelo1

ZetaPsi808 · 07-01-11, 12:42 AM

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Deuce: Blacks don't golf besides Tiger Woods.
ApricotSinner32: responding to zetas thread
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: frizzeli:She looks like Cee lo fukkin Green pal.
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: jjgold loves you zeta
ApricotSinner32: keeping traffic up
Rod1010: Frizelli:She looks like Cee lo fukkin Green pal
ZetaPsi808: well ronnie took sammi from jersey shore to mini golf
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: and they had a great time
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: i get my date ideas from jersey shore
Rod1010: unreal
Deuce: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Rod1010: thats probably why
Deuce: Guy never learns
Deuce: Unfukkinreal
SoV: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: sov i know you liked that episode pal?
Deuce: So glad I have to put zero thought into my dates.
SoV: Zeta, I love all episodes
Deuce: Such a nice feeling
ZetaPsi808: ronnie bough sammi the pink golf ball too
SoV: << Big Jersey Shore fan
ZetaPsi808: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: it was a nice touch i thought
Rod1010: jersey shore is funny
Rod1010: because we laugh at them
ZetaPsi808: ok guys need date ideas bad here
ZetaPsi808: she said a restaurant
Rod1010: Best show to watch when your high
ApricotSinner32: cuse0323:her friends kinda cute, ask her if her friend likes unemployed broke pale white guys.
ApricotSinner32: unreal
ApricotSinner32: zeta taking a fuking beating
ZetaPsi808: but im not a smooth talker so bad idea for me
Deuce: ask her if she likes Snoop Dogg
ChuckyTheGoat: rent a limo
ApricotSinner32: tracer going to come in the thread tommorow and threaten to kill zeta
SoV: Link to this thread pls
Rod1010: Zeta your only problem is that you lack confidence
Rod1010: fix that problem 1st
ApricotSinner32: baboon racist comment theory
ChuckyTheGoat: use Bobby as yourdriver
Rod1010: and your good
ZetaPsi808: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/
Deuce: Make sure Sandals wears that suit
Deuce: and drives his Malibu
ZetaPsi808: http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1153323-going-ghetto-tomorrow-meet-baboon.html
Deuce: Sit in the backseat
Deuce: ask bobby to pass the cucumber when you're ready to use it
ZetaPsi808: sandals as the hired limo driver?
Deuce: Yes
ZetaPsi808: pick her up in the malibu?
Deuce: Bobby Sandals
SoV: Cheers Zeta
Deuce: Kaluski
ApricotSinner32: lets be realistic
Deuce: FK
Rod1010: Popeyes[IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: i would look studly
Deuce: unfukkinreal
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: could bobby get with either of those chicks?
Deuce: Nope
ApricotSinner32: they are both banged up too
ApricotSinner32: i say he has a 30% chance because of his suit
Rod1010: No
You tell SoV: give me a good date idea pal
Rod1010: no chance
Deuce: He would say "No nigg3rs allowed in my vehicle."
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: i am wearing new clothes from H&m on date tomorrow
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: Zeta
ZetaPsi808: white button down shirt seen in my wiffleball video
Deuce: I'd wear a newspaper covering my rooster to meet her
Rod1010: Yes zeta you looked sharp pal
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Rod1010: deuce
SoV tells you: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: rooster hard right now thinking of broad
SoV: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
SoV: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: Black Caligirl
SoV: Why are you meeting Oprah f**king WInfrey?
Deuce: resembles her
SoV: Or Queen Latifah
raydog has entered the room
SoV: Ray
Rod1010: cee lo fukkin green pal
SoV: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
SoV: Discuss
SoV: Rod [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
raydog: zeta
ZetaPsi808: rod thanks guy
ZetaPsi808: sup ray
raydog: thats a sweet broad pal
Deuce: Cee Lo Fukkin Green [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
SoV tells you: A nice dinner?
ZetaPsi808: thanks guy i have not met her yet but i think i like her
raydog: better lay down an extra towel in the corolla
ZetaPsi808: i have an online crush so far
Deuce: Make sure you tell her to wipe her ass well.
ZetaPsi808: e-crush
Deuce: Don't want shit stains on the new seats
raydog: you know for the hair grease and stuff....so it wont get on the seat
Deuce: Hair grease [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: deuce
ZetaPsi808: unreal guys burying her [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: jesus christ
Deuce: Dying here
ApricotSinner32: spitting soda all over the place
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
raydog: deuce
SoV: Deuce: Don't want shit stains on the new seats [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
raydog: do you think she will be offended
SoV: Take her to KFC
raydog: if he puts a plastic bag on the head rest of the passenger seat
SoV: She'll love you after that
SoV: Become your slave
raydog: so the soul glo doesnt seep into the seat
raydog: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: Greet her with a fukkin watermelon
ChuckyTheGoat: no, Z, pretty hot
Deuce: hold it like a baby
SoV: Hahahah
raydog: yes zeta...ahahahahahahhaha
ApricotSinner32: omg
raydog: godddamn deuce
SoV: Wear a cotton shirt?
ApricotSinner32: epicness
ZetaPsi808: soul glo [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Rod1010: guy is bringing her to popeyes
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image003.jpg[/IMG]
raydog: sov, chat log that shit and put it in zetas therad
ChuckyTheGoat: ask her if "she likes chicken?"
Deuce: Take her to KFC and watch in awe her suck the chicken bone dry
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ApricotSinner32: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image002.jpg[/IMG]
SoV: Yes Ray [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ChuckyTheGoat: "oh, so u like roosters?"
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
SoV: Patty [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
Deuce: When she is done she'll suck on her toofs like all blacks do.
SoV: SOMEONE SAVE THIS CHAT
SoV: AND POST IN CHAT QUOTES THREAD
ChuckyTheGoat: no doubt, classic stuff
Deuce: Tracer is going to put a bullet between my eyes.
SoV: Ray
ZetaPsi808: guys i will take pics of me and her on the date
ApricotSinner32: no
ApricotSinner32: inbetween zetas
SoV: ZetaPsi808: well ronnie took sammi from jersey shore to mini golf Rod1010: ZetaPsi808: and they had a great time Rod1010: ZetaPsi808: i get my date ideas from jersey shore
ApricotSinner32: he called a black chick
ApricotSinner32: a ghetto baboon
ApricotSinner32: black posters going to want his head
ZetaPsi808: sov classic line right there [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
ZetaPsi808: canuck gave me the babboon word on skype
raydog: tracer and weezy are going to lose their minds.... they are all related, im sure she is their cousin
MoYaL: NBA gonna miss entire season
MoYaL: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
MoYaL: thats horrible
Deuce: I called her a baboon first
ZetaPsi808: i need mods to edit thread title
raydog: haha
raydog: pm shari
Deuce: then I called her a knuckle dragger
ApricotSinner32: ray
ZetaPsi808: replace baboon with "caramel chick"
ApricotSinner32: we need to pm this girl on facebook
ApricotSinner32: before his date
ApricotSinner32: and link her to the thread
ZetaPsi808: patty no
ZetaPsi808: please do not
raydog: ahahahah
ZetaPsi808: will ruin my life
SoV: taken screenshots of thread
raydog: common patty
ZetaPsi808: buried [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
SoV: let's send them to her
Rod1010: [IMG]file:///C:/Users/NOLIMI%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]
raydog: zeta wants some dark meat pal..let him try it and report back...then we will bury him
ApricotSinner32: crying laughing
ApricotSinner32: solid stuff

SoV · 07-01-11, 01:31 AM

Chat was classic today. Here's some Rake922 for everyone.

rake922: http://*blog link*.blogspot.com/
thejrichshow85: whats that rake
rake922: jrich are your pics on the blog
thejrichshow85: which blog
rake922: THE ONLY BLOG LINK I POSTED
rake922:

ZetaPsi808 · 07-01-11, 03:36 AM

ApricotSinner32: zeta
ApricotSinner32: want a pinnacle sharp side
ApricotSinner32: off number alert
ZetaPsi808: yes
ApricotSinner32: 5 betpoints
ApricotSinner32: and u got it
ApricotSinner32: bookmaker line
ZetaPsi808: 2 betpoints
ApricotSinner32: 3 betpoints
ApricotSinner32: not budging
ZetaPsi808: ok dealdegenerates

SoV · 07-01-11, 05:04 AM

ApricotSinner32: zeta ask them for a bucket of freshly picked cucumbers fedex'd to you overnight
ApricotSinner32: for fiona
SoV:
ApricotSinner32: or whatever the fuk her name is
ZetaPsi808: fabiola
ApricotSinner32: yea fabolous
ApricotSinner32: whatever
SoV:

ZetaPsi808: secretly i say she is an 8
ApricotSinner32: go to lenscrafters
SoV:

SoV: need to go to specsavers
ZetaPsi808 has left the room

spankie · 07-01-11, 09:41 AM

yisman · 07-18-11, 07:24 PM

where's the original thread?

ZetaPsi808 · 07-18-11, 11:16 PM

sbr locked it so i made this one

yisman · 07-18-11, 11:17 PM

you have a link? For some reason it doesn't come up on searches.

SoV · 07-18-11, 11:22 PM

It's in PZ now.

That thread was full of epic-ness.

ZetaPsi808 · 07-30-11, 03:46 PM

ApricotSinner32: zeta i hope you lose your bankroll
ZetaPsi808: guy gets happy when i lose
ApricotSinner32: you dont deserve it anyway
ZetaPsi808:

5 minutes later...

ApricotSinner32: i hope zeta gets fuking stiffed

ZetaPsi808: 43k roll
ZetaPsi808: the fact that i win puts patty on tilt

onetrickpony · 08-07-11, 02:52 PM

shari91: i'm choking