Have you ever shiit in your pants before

[drfunkmaster]

i guess he needs depends!!!

[nijole]

How can a stories like this happen at all?

[Slainte]

ttwarrior. Pal. Buddy. How old are you? Seriously.

[Gruntworker]

Seriously? Unless you are getting really advanced in age or are really ill... this shouldn't be happening.

[CMNoney]

just let out the loudest fart of all time from eating half a bag of choc raisins. Next thing you know, booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm Shit flew everywhere Bad enough that i need to wipe my ass with a towel but now i shit in my underwear. Haven't shit in my pants in 20 years. I don't fart too often, not sure why. They don't even smell. Never once farted in public in my life.

100% impossible.

[jackpot269]

some things you should just keep for yourself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zr2786]

No i have never shit myself that I know of!

[Wine Drinker]

About 7 years ago I was referreeing a mid season tournament high school basketball game at a community college gym in Arkansas. With about 1 minute left the squirts hit me like a ton of bricks. It was all I could do to NOT shit my black slacks in front of about 1,000 people. With 35 seconds left a little shard hit my boxers. OH MY GOD i'm not going to make it, I thought! I'm fixing to shit my pants in front of everyone! I was sweating BOMNS!!! With 4 seconds left I swallowed my whistle on an Obvious foul at half court because I knew I wouldn't make it thru a round of free throws without blowing up the gym. As soon as the buzzer sounded I sprinted for our lockeroom, hit the stall and took one of the best shits of my life. The other refs walked in and knew exactly what was going on. I changed my boxers and we called the 2nd half with no issues. WHEW! That was a close one!

[zam77]

I get snicker knuckle maybe once or twice a week... hope you guys are happy to hear about it.

[thadchr]

I cannot believe I'm enjoying this thread.

Guess that's the name of the game here at SBR...

[bachngocduong]

just let out the loudest fart of all time from eating half a bag of choc raisins.

Next thing you know, booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shit flew everywhere

Bad enough that i need to wipe my ass with a towel but now i shit in my underwear. Haven't shit in my pants in 20 years.

I don't fart too often, not sure why. They don't even smell. Never once farted in public in my life.

what the fuk no way man

[cant call it]

why would you google search it. One time thing i did when i was in my room alone. wft is a diaper admirer

do you post here?

http://www.diaperspace.com/

[joe blow]

Nope...Never

[RPP]

Why would you post this? lol

[swiss88]

Why would you post this? lol

Yeah disturbing sometimes around here !

[downsouth]

funniest thing i ever saw. 20+ years ago at the Denver Stock Show. A kid clippiing cattle for us got passed out drunk. His roomate took off his underwear, shit in them and put them back on him. The drunk runs to the bathroom in the AM, and screams CORN i aint had corn in 3 weeks. LMAO funny

Bullshit or not thats a funny story

[vvvv]

lol

lmao funny ass question never have

[andywend]

I think everyone has shit in their pants at one point in their lives.

[cala56]

Yes when i lost my bets

[jahred6999]

Yep, thought I had to fart at a bar but ended up sharting. Good times!

[ZetaPsi808]