Have you ever shiit in your pants before

[ttwarrior1]

just let out the loudest fart of all time from eating half a bag of choc raisins.

Next thing you know, booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shit flew everywhere

Bad enough that i need to wipe my ass with a towel but now i shit in my underwear. Haven't shit in my pants in 20 years.

I don't fart too often, not sure why. They don't even smell. Never once farted in public in my life.

[ApricotSinner32]

Cool story bro.

[barcelonafc]

thats fukkin disgusting mate!!!

although i do hate touching cloth!!!!

[frankzig]

lol all smell like roses right

[dxunchuk]

disgusting story,

[Tomahawk]

This story is disgusting, bro. Last time I shit in my pants was 10 years ago in the class room. I felt I could keep it in till the break but I felt it wrong.

[Jrod124]

yeah I did when I was 6. I was made fun of by my classmates. The I was beaten brutally by bullies. Horrible experience

[Tommy_de1st]

I did but i was like 6 mths old
There was no reason later in adult life, there is nothing i'm affraid of

[dizzy_7]

ive been nearly touching cloth, and has the blast running to the toilet and spray painted the bowl.. but never actually shat myself...

[shopbar picks]

I SHART alot, a little shit a litte fart. Its hell getting old boys

[Tuna Fish Riot]

Ahhh. Those tricky farts.

One time I farted and a river of brown flowed out. It was pure liquid. No chunks or nothin. Luckily the chair I was sitting on had brown fabric and I didn't really have to clean it.

[mrpooh]

no adult that has control of themselves has ever done this

[MEATHEAD]

Yeah, I have, not gonna lie.

[shopbar picks]

funniest thing i ever saw. 20+ years ago at the Denver Stock Show. A kid clippiing cattle for us got passed out drunk. His roomate took off his underwear, shit in them and put them back on him. The drunk runs to the bathroom in the AM, and screams CORN i aint had corn in 3 weeks. LMAO funny

[bostonbruins]

This place gets classier everyday

[shopbar picks]

Its called the saloon. Think we are sober

[Wiggums5]

ttwarrior you are a fukkin moron

[str]

just let out the loudest fart of all time from eating half a bag of choc raisins.

Next thing you know, booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shit flew everywhere

Bad enough that i need to wipe my ass with a towel but now i shit in my underwear. Haven't shit in my pants in 20 years.

I don't fart too often, not sure why. They don't even smell. Never once farted in public in my life.

Thanks for the update chief.

I had been wondering about that for some time now.

[ncat12]

it is what it is ...esp workin construction and it is either hold it or use the unmentionable porty john

[Stallion]

Another pointless thread.

[WvGambler]

When I was like 6 my Pap had an apple tree. My dad said " those are crab apples, don't eat them." Curiosity got the best of me and I had a few.

Shit my pants like three times on the ride home. Sometimes ya gotta learn the hard way.

[beefcake]

10th grade and right before soccer practice, last class and I had the fukking runs in the worst way.The class was in a portable so it was far away from the nearest toilet. Suffice to say I didnt make it and I swear to you the shit was green and I ass blasted all over my pants on the way from last period.I did not make soccer practice and the coach was pissed the next day and made me run laps.One of the worst days of my life.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

i've taken shits in some wild places, but not in my pants that I can remember...but as a child I was notorious for shiting my pants in the backyard behind the shed...young legend status

[leafs_ducks]

I was took this chick out 4 weeks back. I had a bunch of dairy thru out the day. And I've been farting. I lifted my leg and ripped out. Next thing I know is my underwear was wet my mushy. Lolz! Should've seen the look on her face! Priceless. Lolz

[ttwarrior1]

[romecloneout]

grooossss...guess its time for grown up diapers guy

[cant call it]

After some quick google research, I have found that only two types of adults wear diapers. Adult babies, and Diaper admirers. Which one are you ?

[ttwarrior1]

why would you google search it. One time thing i did when i was in my room alone. wft is a diaper admirer

[Turd Ferguson]

There are two kinds of guys, those who admit they have "gambled and lost" at some point and liars.

[dabomguy11]

funniest thing i ever saw. 20+ years ago at the Denver Stock Show. A kid clippiing cattle for us got passed out drunk. His roomate took off his underwear, shit in them and put them back on him. The drunk runs to the bathroom in the AM, and screams CORN i aint had corn in 3 weeks. LMAO funny

There's always at least one post that makes some of these ridiculous threads worth it. This was one of them.

[TR88]

just let out the loudest fart of all time from eating half a bag of choc raisins.

Next thing you know, booooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shit flew everywhere

Bad enough that i need to wipe my ass with a towel but now i shit in my underwear. Haven't shit in my pants in 20 years.

I don't fart too often, not sure why. They don't even smell. Never once farted in public in my life.

gtfo son,pics or it never happened

[geist]

Second grade. Kids were wondering where the smell came from...

[Brian891]

friend of mine sharted at a football game once, and sat the whole game like that. makes me sick just thinking about it.

[samdapatriotsfan]

[Wulfman14]

gtfo son,pics or it never happened

errr you want pics of this. what the fuk is wrong with you ?