Ever wake up with unexplained bruises?

opie1988 · 04-09-11, 01:06 PM

Yes, Edward......it was a magical experience for both of us!!

WvGambler · 04-09-11, 01:06 PM

C-Gold · 04-09-11, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE

i have a couple crazy sleep stories...i'll just tell 2 classics tho...one I was dreaming that I was being chased by a wolfskunk...i was a vicious skunk with teeth and was just running at me ready to fuk my whole day up...so in my dream I go to kick that fuker and I wake up with my toes broken and throbbing just as i kicked my fukn wall...

another I had to piss like a mother fuker so i'm standing at a urinal in my dreams and I wake up in a standing fashion but laying down pissing on that same wall...what a hero...hahaha

I did that once. I was dreaming I was at a baseball game or something and I went to the bathroom to piss in the urinal and I wet the bed! Hahahah.

Once when I was piss drunk in college I woke up and pissed in the garbage can.

Once when I was piss drunk in college I opened up the window and pissed out the window.

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 04-09-11, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by C-Gold

I did that once. I was dreaming I was at a baseball game or something and I went to the bathroom to piss in the urinal and I wet the bed! Hahahah. Once when I was piss drunk in college I woke up and pissed in the garbage can. Once when I was piss drunk in college I opened up the window and pissed out the window.

Holy shiit, it's like we're the same person

WvGambler · 04-09-11, 01:45 PM

I had a buddy who pissed in his dads bottom dresser drawer

ryanspeer2001 · 04-09-11, 02:16 PM

WVG do you above top secret dot com? one of the top threads from yesterday was a thread that had a ton of responses to mystery scratches and bruises when you sleep pretty cool stuff.

onetrickpony · 04-09-11, 02:22 PM

thats a UFI

unidentified party injury

mighty maron · 04-09-11, 02:28 PM

Get yourself tested

WvGambler · 04-09-11, 02:30 PM

doublej95 · 04-09-11, 02:40 PM

there you go Opie

8ArIvd5 · 04-09-11, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by onetrickpony

thats a UFI

unidentified party injury

wouldn't that be UPI?

Roadtrip635 · 04-09-11, 04:28 PM

I had a buddy that took a nap in a lounge chair in his backyard, when he woke up he was in the hospital. He had a splitting headache and no idea how he had gotten there or what happened. Apparently, his wife found out he was cheating and smacked him upside the head with a pot or pan while he napped. At least she called for an ambulance, she thought she had killed him. Needless to say, they got divorced soon after.

WvGambler · 04-09-11, 04:30 PM

^^^

robmpink · 04-09-11, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

I am a dangerous foe Opie....careful

I literally choked on my beverage there. Could be like a spider bite or a bug bite. My hair is pretty short, hell I dont know.

Maybe it was the Mothman. Have you seen it of late?

EDDIE MONEY LINE · 04-09-11, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

hahaha ur the man WV, i'll my video debut in the near future

WvGambler · 04-10-11, 09:53 AM

WvGambler · 04-11-11, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by robmpink

Maybe it was the Mothman. Have you seen it of late?

Funny you mention him. I was just in Flatwoods, WV for a week...home of the flatwoods monster. Supposedly a UFO was spotted and there was actually an alien encounter there back in 51. This story is considered more credible than mothman, but not as popular, due to the mothman movie. Kind of interesting stuff. We backwoods folks love our aliens!