Ever wake up with unexplained bruises?

[WvGambler]

Just woke up and I got a lump on the back of my god damn head! No idea where it came from, it's almost like I got hit in the head with a brick.

I am not a sleep walker. I wasnt drinking last night. I just went to bed, and woke up with a lump on my head. Did I get bit? Beat up? Ever happen to anyone?

[Wiggums5]

probably a tumor

[WvGambler]

greaaaaat

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

ur wife was probably pushing the back of ur head real hard into her box when u went down on her last night

[C-Gold]

Arnold said "It's not a tuuuu ma".

95% of the time when I wake up with unexplained bumps/bruises it's after a night of heavy booze
5% of the time it's after banging some chick

[WvGambler]

Jesus Eddie.....psychopath!

[OmgUrMom]

...

[VegasInsider]

Hope you didn't get raped in your sleep.

[WvGambler]

Hope you didn't get raped in your sleep.

I do

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Jesus Eddie.....psychopath!

what? that wasn't funny?

[WvGambler]

No Eddie! Oral Sex Domestic Violence is no laughing matter!

[whatsgood5]

Yeah, you've been raped...

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

No Eddie! Oral Sex Domestic Violence is no laughing matter!

Oh damn WV, us guys in the bow tie mafia love that shitt

[WvGambler]

Oh damn WV, us guys in the bow tie mafia love that shitt

[mike1234]

My girlfriend does. She says I swing my arms when I sleep. Crazy.

Now I think about it too much and get lousy sleep.

[samgurt]

if you get dizzy in the next few days get it checked out asap.

[Bill Dozer]

Ever wake up with unexplained bruises?

Sunday mornings in college.

[opie1988]

Probably ringworm.

Very prevalent in the mountains of West Virginia. (#2 problem in this region, directly behind inbreeding.)

[robmpink]

What the **** would have bit you? A lion?

[WvGambler]

Probably ringworm. Very prevalent in the mountains of West Virginia. (#2 problem in this region, directly behind inbreeding.)

I am a dangerous foe Opie....careful

What the **** would have bit you? A lion?

I literally choked on my beverage there. Could be like a spider bite or a bug bite. My hair is pretty short, hell I dont know.

[opie1988]

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I am a dangerous foe Opie....careful

Please. Get over yourself. I gave you a shout-out....certainly that entitles me to some obligatory WV jokes?

[WvGambler]

[quote=opie1988;9559572]

I am a dangerous foe Opie....careful Please. Get over yourself. I gave you a shout-out....certainly that entitles me to some obligatory WV jokes?

You're getting a shoutout here in about 10 minutes.....uploading

[WvGambler]

wow....your quoting got that post all messed up

[opie1988]

wow....your quoting got that post all messed up

Not surprising. Most of the time I don't know what the fukk I'm doin'.....

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

shout me

[WvGambler]

I'll add you in after....already finished one....but I got ya

[doublej95]

woke up the other day with cuts on my arm, not a clue how they got there. my cat is declawed so that rules idea out.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

it will be my first ever shout out in a video here at sbr...u can de flower me

[excel]

[opie1988]

woke up the other day with cuts on my arm, not a clue how they got there. my cat is declawed so that rules idea out.

I'd like to see a current pic of that cat, Doublej. Been a while now.....

[doublej95]

I'd like to see a current pic of that cat, Doublej. Been a while now.....

ok I will get one up in a little bit, just got back from playing golf, going to take a shower.

[excel]

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

i have a couple crazy sleep stories...i'll just tell 2 classics tho...one I was dreaming that I was being chased by a wolfskunk...i was a vicious skunk with teeth and was just running at me ready to fuk my whole day up...so in my dream I go to kick that fuker and I wake up with my toes broken and throbbing just as i kicked my fukn wall...

another I had to piss like a mother fuker so i'm standing at a urinal in my dreams and I wake up in a standing fashion but laying down pissing on that same wall...what a hero...hahaha

[opie1988]

it will be my first ever shout out in a video here at sbr...u can de flower me

Now Edward.....THIS POST ABOVE HURTS MY FEELINGS!!

Why don't you check out the 3:45 mark from this video posted on 3/11/11.....

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Now Edward.....THIS POST ABOVE HURTS MY FEELINGS!! Why don't you check out the 3:45 mark from this video posted on 3/11/11.....

ohhhh shitballs i'm gonna hafta check this vid when I get home...opie was my first???? OMG, i can't wait to tell all my friends