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  • southmadejd
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    • 08-27-09
    • 1059

    #71
    Society wins.
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    • daneblazer
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      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #72
      Who would fin a fight between Coach Ditka and a hurricane?
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      • mrtomk
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        • 02-24-11
        • 105

        #73
        Yea, for this match up, I think the real winners are the fans...
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        • uofajoe99
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          • 02-11-10
          • 124

          #74
          I was at the zoo a few years back and some douche was tapping on the glass at a Silverback that was just chilling out and not even looking at the guy. This went on for about ten minutes straight and the gorilla just stood up and started to walk away. The guy continues to bang and imitate and out of nowhere the monster jumps 10+ yards in the air and pounds both fists up against the glass. Pretty sure the guy had to change his pants after and his kids are now scarred for life because of his ignorance. I thought the glass was going to actually break, grab my youngest and prepared to run like crazy.

          I say Gorilla unless the players know some sort of ninja moves..
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          • WvGambler
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            • 04-19-10
            • 11618

            #75
            Definitely whole football team
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            • Dabeergod
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              • 04-30-10
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              #76
              It all depends which football team. If it's the Bears then it's the gorilla hands down, since the bears can't beat anybody
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              • 305GURU
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                • 10-04-10
                • 1038

                #77
                53 man roster vs a gorilla.........okay first off not all 53 guys are gonna charge the gorilla some will be shiting in their pants...second....the gorilla would easily destroy a couple dozen guys off the bat and then its over..gorilla can easily do this..unless u have 53 navy seals or mma fighters...i think the gorilla whoops assss
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                • cc440unn
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 03-18-11
                  • 737

                  #78
                  I said football team in a previous post. but i change my mind and now taked for the gorilla...

                  you should make a poll.
                  P.S. Im not good in english. I apologize for any error in my post.
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                  • D3 Mighty Ducks
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                    • 12-17-09
                    • 11939

                    #79
                    Originally posted by WvGambler
                    Definitely whole football team
                    In my first post I sort of worded it wrong. What I meant by full football team I meant 11 offensive players and another 11 defensive players which in total is 22 football players. If it were a full 53 man roster than I would have to reconsider taking the football team.

                    But like I mentioned the Gorilla would absolutely brutally murder the wideouts, quarterbacks, safeties, running backs, cornerbacks. The only real guys that would be able to do some extensive damage would be the linemen and linebackers. Tights ends could go either way but my money would be the Gorilla take him out too. The only chance for the football team would be all 22 men charge at it all at once and see how it goes.
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                    • Squareguy
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                      • 12-30-10
                      • 481

                      #80
                      Dumb question. Football team has a shit ton of guys on it.

                      With a little teamwork...and superior intelligence...the football team would win every single time.
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                      • InTheDrink
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                        • 11-23-09
                        • 23983

                        #81
                        Originally posted by Squareguy
                        Dumb question. Football team has a shit ton of guys on it. With a little teamwork...and superior intelligence...the football team would win every single time.
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                        • BigEarn
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                          • 01-14-11
                          • 36

                          #82
                          the Gorilla will cut through the football team like a hot knife through butter. Are you people kidding me? Picking the humans. If that gorilla just hit you in the chest it would probably collapse a lung. I know there are some big dudes but really what is the plan of attack. Send the starting offensive line at him to bring him down?
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                          • Marv001
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                            • 02-27-10
                            • 1147

                            #83
                            Yeah, I'm for the football team. The quarterback would devise a plan and they would win.
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                            • Poppa K
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 12-27-10
                              • 549

                              #84
                              Not even a contest. The Gorilla would F*Ck up the entire squad. The "only" reason there would be a man left standing is because they would be froze in fear of the devistation they just witnessed. And they better hope that the Gorilla don't want to "play" no more...

                              After they saw the first 6'8" 345lb lineman go flying thru the air like a ragdoll (with no upper limbs) I think they would reconsider their plight. Shit man, have you seen what a single chimp can do to a full grown man?

                              Freckin Blood bath ... Mother nature Style ass whoopin for the bad boys...
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                              • D3 Mighty Ducks
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                                • 12-17-09
                                • 11939

                                #85
                                Originally posted by Squareguy
                                Dumb question. Football team has a shit ton of guys on it.

                                With a little teamwork...and superior intelligence...the football team would win every single time.
                                22 men. 11 on offense 11 on defense. Not subs just the 22 men on the field at a time.
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                                • will2survive
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                                  • 11-26-09
                                  • 8099

                                  #86
                                  my girlfriend can beat up anyone with her bipolar episodes.
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                                  • jboy4
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                                    • 02-18-10
                                    • 1950

                                    #87
                                    Yes, that gorilla would win hands down..
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                                    • D3 Mighty Ducks
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                                      • 12-17-09
                                      • 11939

                                      #88
                                      Gorilla hands down.
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                                      • necro
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                                        • 06-07-09
                                        • 1633

                                        #89
                                        gorila, nuff said!
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                                        • masterp
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                                          • 05-07-11
                                          • 22

                                          #90
                                          the football team would win if they were coached by a gorilla. ahh, I take it back. The gorilla will win without even blinking an eye.
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                                          • EasyCover
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                                            • 02-01-11
                                            • 621

                                            #91
                                            Lives have to be on the line. Gotta root for the Gorilla either way.
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                                            • Nevada
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                                              • 08-24-09
                                              • 234

                                              #92
                                              that silverback would rip apart any human!
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                                              • Doug
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                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 6324

                                                #93
                                                I think you have to up the stakes, here ! If the football team fails they will be executed, so they have to try their best.

                                                What is the weak spot of the Gorilla ? I'm guessing the head ? I'll assume the players can wear their uniform so they have a helmet and cleats.....get the gorilla down ( somehow) then kick it in the head ?

                                                I'm thinking the gorilla kicks some major ass here, the animal would be so dangerous after you get it mad !

                                                I'd like to see this fight !

                                                Magilla -1000

                                                NFL +800
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                                                • Full Time Hobo
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                                                  • 05-16-10
                                                  • 2778

                                                  #94
                                                  I give it to the gorilla.
                                                  Sure the team has the numbers but after seeing a few of your teammates get ripped apart you arent necessarily going to have the same morale going in.
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                                                  • snake11eyes
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                                                    • 07-28-10
                                                    • 618

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by Doug
                                                    I think you have to up the stakes, here ! If the football team fails they will be executed, so they have to try their best.
                                                    This is the one and only way the football team will win if its for survival. Any other reason and the gorilla wins.
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                                                    • Bosseman22
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                                                      • 09-30-09
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                                                      #96
                                                      gorillas get tired after they rip a few people apart then bam
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                                                      • Doug
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                                                        #97
                                                        You'd need one Hell of a plan to take down the gorilla with no weapons. You sure aren't going to hurt him with a punch. I think you have to kick in his skull, which means getting him down....good luck with that !

                                                        Even a chimp easily tears up several people, like rips their face off easily.
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #98
                                                          22 humans vs. 1 gorilla? Thats not a fair fight. The football team wins because they have the numbers. The gorilla will do some damage at first, but will be overcome by sheer numbers.

                                                          My only hope is that Eli manning would be involved and get his balls ripped off by the gorilla.
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                                                          • nastradamus
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                                                            • 11-03-09
                                                            • 632

                                                            #99
                                                            Gorilla by TD. Funny thread
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                                                            • Cuse0323
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                                                              • 12-09-09
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                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              22 humans vs. 1 gorilla? Thats not a fair fight. The football team wins because they have the numbers. The gorilla will do some damage at first, but will be overcome by sheer numbers.

                                                              My only hope is that Eli manning would be involved and get his balls ripped off by the gorilla.
                                                              If all 22 were suicidal and ambushed the Gorilla they might win but with human nature they're all going to run and get destroyed one by one.
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                                                              • DemoralizdDreamr
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                                                                • 02-04-11
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                                                                #101
                                                                All in on the Football team, we (human beings) use to hunt wild animals for food. 53 of the toughest men would easily fuk up the gorilla.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                                  • 11-30-08
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                                                                  #102
                                                                  C'mon people, this is a fukking gorilla, NOT KING KONG! 22 Humans can take one gorilla easily, with a few casualties.
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                                                                  • Cuse0323
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                                                                    • 12-09-09
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                                                                    #103

                                                                    you want that shit coming at you, no thanks. you try to punch him he'll rip your hand off with one bite then proceed to rip apart two other people at time.
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                                                                    • zogdog
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                                                                      • 01-29-10
                                                                      • 755

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Are we talking about a wild gorilla or a captive gorilla?

                                                                      Wild gorilla wins easily.

                                                                      Only way is if it's a pretty well domesticated gorilla and so it doesn't see a circle of 22 men closing in on it as a threat. You then go for the legs and back to topple it, and try to crush it's skulls I guess. But if the gorilla is not tame to the point of being able to surround it in a close group then it would be the gorilla easily. Even if it was a pretty tame gorilla, it would probably get pissed off right away and start throwing the humans off of it left and right.
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                                                                      • LarrysKid
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                                                                        • 03-17-10
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                                                                        #105
                                                                        I do not know who would win but I do know that I would pay to see it.
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