Who would win in a fight?

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Okay, so it all started on Friday night when a couple of buddies and I got into a pretty heated argument about something so stupid but I guess we'll never know the real answer. So heres my question to you guys and give me an answer.

Who would win in a fight? A full football team including offense and defense without pads OR a single male Gorilla?

My answer would be the Gorilla. These animals are very very underrated and could probably fcuk up 90% of the animal kingdom without a question. Wikipedia list a full grown male Gorilla at anywhere between 5'5-5'9 and can weigh as much as 440 pounds. Also, Gorillas are very intelligent and are closely related to humans. After all that is said a Gorilla could easily beat the living crap out of 30+ humans without a question. They're so powerful its not even funny.

[GOIRISH]

id be willing to bet if every team in the nfl were at a zoo, noone would get in a cage with a gorilla

[Jrod124]

Yea that gorilla would kick some major ass

[mw00]

specify the rules, are stuff lying around able to be used? also i think it'll be closer the most think..i mean the gorilla can get one or 2 but being surrounded by that many opponents would make it tough to cover all angles.

[Robber]

football team

gorilla cant handle em all at once

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

specify the rules, are stuff lying around able to be used? also i think it'll be closer the most think..i mean the gorilla can get one or 2 but being surrounded by that many opponents would make it tough to cover all angles.

No weapons and the fight would take place on a football field and anything goes.

[Andy117]

the football team would win.

[teaserpleaser]

Full football team of course

[GOIRISH]

are you kidding you act like these guys would actually take on a gorilla, ya no doubt a group of cavemen could take a gorilla, but we are talking about people who bitch about making 12 mill a year and call it slave labor. they wouldnt get anywhere near a live gorilla even with numbers

[bozeman]

i think just a few football players would be enough

[mw00]

goirish we are saying "if" they were to go up against a gorilla, not if they have the balls to go up against a gorilla. if the case were to be they were too scared to go up against it, then the answer would be we dont know as that fight would never happen..get it?

[Kaabee]

football team in the first round

[Ian]

I would root for the gorilla for sure, but 11 roided up meatheads would have to be favorites. Even football players would have a significant advantage in intelligence, and would be able to coordinate their attack.

[InTheDrink]

football team for sure but a few of them would get demolished

and this thread is hilarious

[mw00]

No weapons and the fight would take place on a football field and anything goes.

if anything goes, i'm sure the gorilla has a "vulnerable spot" just like most of us do. all it takes is one kick from behind and he's down for the count..

[InTheDrink]

are you kidding you act like these guys would actually take on a gorilla, ya no doubt a group of cavemen could take a gorilla, but we are talking about people who bitch about making 12 mill a year and call it slave labor. they wouldnt get anywhere near a live gorilla even with numbers

this is also true...see? look...

[Phats1313]

Football team would win, too many, but the Gorilla would mess up quite a few.

[DRZ]

The gorilla could literally rip some limbs off of the players. The players could do the same to the gorilla.

Gorilla wins

[the_situation]

football team for sure but a few of them would get demolished

and this thread is hilarious

lmao this....gorilla would wreck a few and it depends how many try to take him on at once.

[flyingillini]

You can't make up some of this stuff you see on SBR. God Bless

[Philavanh]

Football team....theres only 1 Gorilla

[Marauders]

I take the gorilla. I am counting on the intimidation factor that half the team would shit their pants before getting close to the target.

[downsouth]

If the football players don't get him early than odds would begin to favor gorilla. Because everyone gorilla gets hands on is getting fukked up.

[Gruntworker]

Football team... numbers over sheer ferocity.

[Giuvara]

I don't know who would win, but that is one fight I would love to see.

[frostno98]

A gorilla would ripped your d1ck off and throw into the tall grass to never be found again! So yeah, an Ape could take on a whole football team of white dudes with no problem

[King Mayan]

Gorilla will fukk all of them up...

[charlesbroccoli]

I say gorilla since he can probably crush a few skulls with his jaws..

[Wulfman14]

retarded thread

[GOIRISH]

this is also true...see? look...

wow the fact that somewhere on the web there was an actual video of football players response to a gorilla attack is insane.

[PoweRay]

I have to see who would win. LOL

[shermanator]

gorilla would destroy football team.

[ApricotSinner32]

That gorilla would fuking kill/eat any human end of discussion etc lock city.

[GettingScrilla]

Ya man that football team would dominate that poor little gorilla...

[caseyking2]

football team