TELL me if you like this JOKE

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HELL-HAIRY-LESS!!!!!!

Yolanda and Loquisha were walking through the Zoo. As they were walking past the monkey enclosure a 600lb silver back gorilla reached out of its cage grabbed Yolanda, pulled her in and started to **** her. People started freaking out, little kids were crying as the gorilla was beating the shit out of her. After about 10 minutes the zookeeper arrives with a tranquilizer gun and shoots the gorilla. Yolanda was rushed to the hospital by paramedics and is intensive care for 12 hours. She was mangled so severely that she is put in a full body cast and only her face is not covered by the cast. 2 weeks later Loquisha came to the hospital to visit. Loquisha ran into the room,saw her friend and said..

Aw lawd Yolanda!!!

Let me axe you a queschun.

Do it hurt?

Yolanda replied, Sho it hurt, He dont write he dont call...!!!!

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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.

The captain then declares

"All African Americans, jump overboard!"

A black kid tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"

The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."

The black kid tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"


The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."

The black kid tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His dad says "I said shut up son, we be n***** today!"

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air?





Drop it DeBrickeShaw!!!!

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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said no. Is tole her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her.

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At a U2 gig, Bono asked for total quiet and started clapping his hands once every 2 or 3 seconds and the crowd clapped with him. It was so quiet you can here a pin drop except for the clap.... clap..... clap. Then Bono while still clapping every 2 or 3 seconds he came to the microphone " Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies. After a short pause and since it was so quiet some guy iin the 1st 3 or 4 rows shouts "Well, bloody carry on and clap faster!

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Whats the differance between a white and a black Owl?

A white owl goes: HOOOO HOOOOO






A black owl goes: Who dat, Who dat, Who dat, Who

[pulledclear]

Whoa! Take it easy little fella.

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What's the difference between an AFrican American fairytale and a white fairytale?

White fairytale begins, "once upon a time," African American fairytale begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna beleive dis shit!"

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3 kids in school one day.
The teacher asks them, "What do cows say?"
Amy replies "moo!"
Teacher then asks, "What do sheep say?"
Jack replies, "baa!"
Teacher then asks, "What do pigs say?"
Leroy says "Freeze ************!!!, what's in the fuckin' bag?"

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freeze mutha.fukka**

from above

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What did Tyrone say when the projects fell down on top of him?




"Git off me, homes!!!"

[Gator10069]

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

[bradthebloke]

proctologist goes to the bank to deposit a check. when he reaches for his pen to sign his check, he pulls out a rectal thermometer. Upon seeing the rectal therometer he exclaims, "great, some asshole's got my pen!"

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Little johnny is sitting on a bench eating candy. A getleman walks over and tells him eating candy is not good
for you. Little johnny replies well my great grandfather lived to be over 100!
Gentleman says i bet he didn't eat candy. Johnny says no he minded his own fukkin buisness.