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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Better yet what is also disturbing with public restrooms is when you are taking a leak and you hear some fat ass dropping a shiit, farting and splashing dumps in the stall right next to the urinal your pissing in.

    Gets very personal!!!

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    Some men have no shame, sick fuks how do they even get women to sleep with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Better yet what is also disturbing with public restrooms is when you are taking a leak and you hear some fat ass dropping a shiit, farting and splashing dumps in the stall right next to the urinal your pissing in.

    Gets very personal!!!

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    And you pound on the stall saying "yo, dude, courtesy flush you're killing me here"

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    There are different cultural and societal norms across the globe regarding taking a shit. For instance I was at a party with a lot of Europeans and someone took a dump at the party. I thought that was a strange place to dump out and made a remark to a German friend of mine. He didn't know why I thought it was funny or even out of the ordinary. Like as if a party at someone else's house was a grand place to take a shit. Weird.

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    Bear finally came through with a quality thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    And you pound on the stall saying "yo, dude, courtesy flush you're killing me here"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    took a shit at work today just to see what all the fuss was about

    my boss goes where da fukk you been chief?

    I said I was doing what Baker Mayfield couldn’t do...

    He starts chuckling and says “you took the Browns to the Super Bowl!”

    and then he gives me dap

    but then he goes wait a minute, did you wash your hands?
    next time i shit i am saying i am taking the browns to the super bowl

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    next time i shit i am saying i am taking the browns to the super bowl
    do it bro

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    When you gotta go, you gotta go. The worst is having to go on an airplane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    When you gotta go, you gotta go. The worst is having to go on an airplane.
    Actually the worst is on the Metro North or Amtrak.
    Even worse than that is if your seat is next to the shitter on the train.

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    Worst is when you do have to use a public stall in an emergency piss situation as all the urinals are tied up and you find a turd is still left sitting there in the toilet unflushed and staring you in the face.
    Last edited by JIBBBY; 01-08-20 at 06:03 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Actually the worst is on the Metro North or Amtrak.
    Even worse than that is if your seat is next to the shitter on the train.
    I can see how the train would be tricky. Spent my fair share of time on trains but never trips much longer than hour so could hold it for a better spot. Planes are a different story though. Take off from one place at 7am so board at 6:30am then land somewhere else 3 hours later with a sub 1 hour layover to connect in another terminal and hop on another 3 hour flight. You just don't have an opportunity to drop a duece anywhere but the plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxx View Post
    I can see how the train would be tricky. Spent my fair share of time on trains but never trips much longer than hour so could hold it for a better spot. Planes are a different story though. Take off from one place at 7am so board at 6:30am then land somewhere else 3 hours later with a sub 1 hour layover to connect in another terminal and hop on another 3 hour flight. You just don't have an opportunity to drop a duece anywhere but the plane.
    man dropping a deuce on the plane is not ideal

    once ate some bad chicken on the airplane and took like 2 or 3 shits on the 5 hour flight to Vegas

    was in there a half hour one time

    was lucky I didn’t shit my pants

    will never touch airplane food again

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    If you suffer with Crohn's. you know where all the bathrooms are on the way to work, at work and on the way home after work....

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    you know what's worse? when you have a hot co-worker and you see her go to the bathroom and not come out right away and you know she just brought the browns to the superbowl

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    There are different cultural and societal norms across the globe regarding taking a shit. For instance I was at a party with a lot of Europeans and someone took a dump at the party. I thought that was a strange place to dump out and made a remark to a German friend of mine. He didn't know why I thought it was funny or even out of the ordinary. Like as if a party at someone else's house was a grand place to take a shit. Weird.
    Germans are good people but they rarely laugh at jokes

    they are very serious most of the time

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    Does a Bear shit in the woods?

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    Blast out the bowl son. Blow all tanks comrade. Flush all rudders kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hehfest View Post
    Blast out the bowl son. Blow all tanks comrade. Flush all rudders kid.
    Do you know what an “upper decker” is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Do you know what an “upper decker” is?
    I sure do. I won't ever do that. Laugh my a*s off when I hear people doing it though. I'd hate to be that janitor. That's all I'd say.

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