Why do so many people wait til they get to work to take a shit???

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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    Why do so many people wait til they get to work to take a shit???
    I’m sick of this man


    How about a courtesy flush!
  • aortega521
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-19-11
    • 988

    #2
    Cause sometimes it takes till 8am for it to be ready to let loose.
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      Originally posted by aortega521
      Cause sometimes it takes till 8am for it to be ready to let loose.
      lol
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      • Bostongambler
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-01-08
        • 35628

        #4
        Bran muffins
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        • Bostongambler
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-01-08
          • 35628

          #5
          That’s why most people wait to get to work to take a Stevek
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          • semibluff
            SBR MVP
            • 04-12-16
            • 1516

            #6
            Originally posted by Big Bear
            I’m sick of this man


            How about a courtesy flush!
            I can see why so many SBR posters want you to be removed from this site.
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            • Shute
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-20-17
              • 11835

              #7
              Most are on regular schedule and that’s when nature calls

              If you are playing away then don’t flush
              If you are home then flush and wash hands
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              • pimike
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-23-08
                • 37139

                #8



                Question,

                Why you hanging out in the restroom
                To watch??

                Lol

                Funny though.
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                • Booya711
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-20-11
                  • 27364

                  #9
                  Saloon....can’t stand this idiot
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                  • Buckandadime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-21-15
                    • 8874

                    #10
                    Anybody have odds on if bear goes in after co-workers shit to inhale the aroma?
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81463

                      #11
                      Bear try it.

                      It feels good knowing you are getting paid to shit.

                      Make sure you pull your pants down first.

                      (Also, plz don't talk about taking a shit in players talk)
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                      • Big Bear
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-01-11
                        • 43253

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Shute
                        Most are on regular schedule and that’s when nature calls

                        If you are playing away then don’t flush
                        If you are home then flush and wash hands
                        I don’t know bro

                        I don’t like to shit in public toilets

                        I always like to shower after every go
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                        • byronbb
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-13-08
                          • 3067

                          #13
                          To waste time.
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                          • juicername
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-14-15
                            • 6911

                            #14
                            No one said cleaning the toilets at McDonald's would be an easy gig. Ok?
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                            • BeatTheJerk
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31802

                              #15
                              Hey asshole, why did you make thread about leaving & then create this shit for us posters ?
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                              • funnyb25
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 07-09-09
                                • 39663

                                #16
                                LoL
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                                • pimike
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-23-08
                                  • 37139

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by juicername
                                  No one said cleaning the toilets at McDonald's would be an easy gig. Ok?
                                  Lol
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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    tough crowd tonight
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                                    • pimike
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-23-08
                                      • 37139

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                                      tough crowd tonight
                                      We are hung over from the weekend...
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                                      • KnuckleHeadz
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-11-19
                                        • 8212

                                        #20
                                        That’s why you’re a broke dick.. it’s called shitting on the clock.
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                                        • Shute
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-20-17
                                          • 11835

                                          #21
                                          BB
                                          You can’t control when nature calls

                                          Used to hate holding it in back in grade school

                                          Just passing gas until I got home to let it loose

                                          Love the fact I can go into any place and drop

                                          Long door with Cush paper is key
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                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-30-08
                                            • 81463

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz
                                            That’s why you’re a broke dick.. it’s called shitting on the clock.
                                            Get that dirty money!
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Shute
                                              BB
                                              You can’t control when nature calls

                                              Used to hate holding it in back in grade school

                                              Just passing gas until I got home to let it loose

                                              Love the fact I can go into any place and drop

                                              Long door with Cush paper is key
                                              go in to any place and just drop
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                                              • PharaohUB
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-23-07
                                                • 4866

                                                #24
                                                Saves toilet paper
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                                                • Big Bear
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                  • 43253

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by PharaohUB
                                                  Saves toilet paper
                                                  that thin kind sucks though
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                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                    • 31802

                                                    #26
                                                    Your word means nothing on here BB, you’re fake.
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                                                    • pologq
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                      • 19899

                                                      #27
                                                      i think it takes time for the stomach to process the shit from the night before for some people and rushing in the morning makes people forget about it till they sit at their desk
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                                                      • Salam
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 08-26-13
                                                        • 396

                                                        #28
                                                        Pics or it didn't happen
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                                                        • thechaoz
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-23-09
                                                          • 12154

                                                          #29
                                                          I get paid to poop. Ez game.
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                                                          • Big Bear
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-01-11
                                                            • 43253

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pologq
                                                            i think it takes time for the stomach to process the shit from the night before for some people and rushing in the morning makes people forget about it till they sit at their desk

                                                            took a shit at work today just to see what all the fuss was about

                                                            my boss goes where da fukk you been chief?

                                                            I said I was doing what Baker Mayfield couldn’t do...

                                                            He starts chuckling and says “you took the Browns to the Super Bowl!”

                                                            and then he gives me dap

                                                            but then he goes wait a minute, did you wash your hands?
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                                                            • KnuckleHeadz
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-11-19
                                                              • 8212

                                                              #31
                                                              Just make sure to grab the handicap stall
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                                                              • themike78
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-01-13
                                                                • 4883

                                                                #32
                                                                This is a very important thread and needs to be addressed. I personally never and can't stand people who shit in public. There is no reason whatsoever to not do it at your house. I go every morning at home before I leave. There is nothing worse than when you have to take a piss and some asshole stunk up the whole bathroom with their disgusting habits. They should remove all public toilets and only leave urinals and force these assholes to go home and shit.
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                                                                • stevenash
                                                                  Moderator
                                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                                  • 66054

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I once went into the bathroom at work with a copy of the NY Daily News under my arm.
                                                                  Boss sees me and says (true story) “Dude, don’t make it look so obvious”

                                                                  Bear?
                                                                  Retire from SBR please.
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                                                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                                    • 31802

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by themike78
                                                                    This is a very important thread and needs to be addressed. I personally never and can't stand people who shit in public. There is no reason whatsoever to not do it at your house. I go every morning at home before I leave. There is nothing worse than when you have to take a piss and some asshole stunk up the whole bathroom with their disgusting habits. They should remove all public toilets and only leave urinals and force these assholes to go home and shit.
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                                                                    • JIBBBY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-10-09
                                                                      • 83476

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by themike78
                                                                      This is a very important thread and needs to be addressed. I personally never and can't stand people who shit in public. There is no reason whatsoever to not do it at your house. I go every morning at home before I leave. There is nothing worse than when you have to take a piss and some asshole stunk up the whole bathroom with their disgusting habits. They should remove all public toilets and only leave urinals and force these assholes to go home and shit.
                                                                      Better yet what is also disturbing with public restrooms is when you are taking a leak and you hear some fat ass dropping a shiit, farting and splashing dumps in the stall right next to the urinal your pissing in.

                                                                      Gets very personal!!!

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