This shit has to be wiped away...

[GiveMeaBJ]

Someone blew my mind today when they told me they wiped their ass while on the toilet. Is this normal? Am I in the minority because I stand?

[whatsgood5]

I wipe my ass sitting down. Always thought that was the normal thing to do...I'm interested to see what everyone else does now...

[paco]

I stand, that way u can get it all .

[Doug]

This calls for a Fishhead instructional video.

[Masu485]

wtf! there have been already two threads in the past 6 months about this! and everyone is always surprised when they find out people wipe standing up and vice versa.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Paco stands, that is going to be tough to beat. Someone sits and didn't know people stand. This is an issue we need to resolve right now. This is one of the great unknowns of life.

[tltaylor89]

This is Buztahs speciality and dream he waited for the day somebody created and ass wiping tuitional thread.

[Powderguy]

Standing up!

[paco]

Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

[tltaylor89]

Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

[GiveMeaBJ]

Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

Well I can get my hand down there but I just don't understand doesn't your hand sometimes hit the toilet water?

[SSLP]

Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

Post of the year

[Joe Dogs]

What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?

[GiveMeaBJ]

What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?

Yell for more. If there isn't I am hopping in the shower and power washing my asshole.

[paco]

Sslp , where u been pal?! I missed u, even gave u a shoutout in my Vid yesterday

[whatsgood5]

Well I can get my hand down there but I just don't understand doesn't your hand sometimes hit the toilet water?

Not even close. Hasn't happened to me at least. Unless there's a pretty high water level in the toilet you're using, you'll be fine.

[whatsgood5]

Dudes with small dick and balls wipe sitting down cuz they have enough room to get there hand in and arouNd

[GiveMeaBJ]

This is mind blowing.

[36mafia]

capt morgan pose for me

[tltaylor89]

What do you do when you take a dump......Reach over and theres no toilet paper....Then what?

You better hope that restroom has paper towels eiter that or you will end up having to wash youre ass in the sink.I always check for paper and toilet seat covers before shitting

[paco]

You better hope that restroom has paper towels eiter that or you will end up having to wash youre ass in the sink.I always check for paper and toilet seat covers before shitting

or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option

[whatsgood5]

or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option

This one will work too.

[tltaylor89]

or rip up the wife beater and swipE away as a option

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

standing up like a pro

[tltaylor89]

standing up like a pro

Where you been lawrence in the shitter?

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down?

after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible

[Powderguy]

[GiveMeaBJ]

I am going to wipe sitting down next time. Will give full in detail report and analysis.

[tltaylor89]

how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down?

after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible

ROFL did you get it all over youre hands?

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

ROFL did you get it all over youre hands?

no you just cant wipe thoroughly

[tltaylor89]

no you just cant wipe thoroughly

Because youre ass cheeks are in the way

[whatsgood5]

how the fuk do u wipe ur ass sitting down? after i read one of these threads i tryed it, its not possible

I seem to be able to do it just fine. IDK if I'd be able to wipe standing up though. Might have to try it for the hell of it sometime...

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

I seem to be able to do it just fine. IDK if I'd be able to wipe standing up though. Might have to try it for the hell of it sometime...

, role reversal

[THE PROFIT]

you have to stand up & use one hand to spread ur cheeks & the other to wipe. Any other way is just uncivilized

[tltaylor89]

, role reversal

Ever tried wiping youre ass with a shoe