This shit has to be wiped away...

tltaylor89 · 02-17-10, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

You should have learned this in school. Tax dollars failing again...

ROFL I know how it works .

tltaylor89 · 02-17-10, 06:34 PM

No my shit is not black I do not have an ucler and no blood in stool

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by paco

Taylor , if ur shit is really really black, u may want to go to doctor and see if u have an ulcer

Exactly. It's not the oreo's doing that.

tltaylor89 · 02-17-10, 06:34 PM

Oreos does change the color it gets darker

tltaylor89 · 02-17-10, 06:35 PM

My shit is brown which is good

tltaylor89 · 02-17-10, 06:35 PM

No more time being wasted on this I have a game to cap

Powderguy · 02-17-10, 06:35 PM

He wants 9k!!

paco · 02-17-10, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

No my shit is not black I do not have an ucler and no blood in stool

Good

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 06:36 PM

One more Taylor, do it up.

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

My shit is brown which is good

Glad to hear though, I was worried about ya

paco · 02-17-10, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

No more time being wasted on this I have a game to cap

Why T, shit talk is fun

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 06:38 PM

Guys I'm kind of worried about BJ though. I mean he's been taking a shit for the last 30 minutes. Should we call for help or something?

Powderguy · 02-17-10, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Guys I'm kind of worried about BJ though. I mean he's been taking a shit for the last 30 minutes. Should we call for help or something?

Nearing 40 min YIKES

paco · 02-17-10, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Guys I'm kind of worried about BJ though. I mean he's been taking a shit for the last 30 minutes. Should we call for help or something?

Maybe he cramped up a muscle trying to wipe while sitting down , fell on the floor and now has shit all over him and the floor?

Spanks · 02-17-10, 06:44 PM

I stand up and use a baby wipe to clean the corn-hole...2 if it was a collateral damage shit...and if its a def-con 3 explosion...into the shower I go...I hate reeking of feces and having the itchy smear rubbing in my pants...plus its good hygiene you nasty sonsofbitches...

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by paco

Maybe he cramped up a muscle trying to wipe while sitting down , fell on the floor and now has shit all over him and the floor?

This has gotta be it.

Deuce · 02-17-10, 06:47 PM

So you clowns really stand up to whipe your ass? Spread cheek with one hand whipe with other? What if it's rea? Sitting down your asshole is spread and much much easier to wipe.

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Sitting down your asshole is spread and much much easier to wipe.

Exactly my thoughts, I mean it's already spread apart.

GiveMeaBJ · 02-17-10, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by paco

BJ, u sure are taking a long shit. Report back

Boys that was an adventure. Here is the breakdown.

I sit down, light my cigarette as usual when I take a shit. I pee standing down and this just isn't meant to be. I could barely get my dick far enough down to hit the toilet and most of the piss was hitting inside the toilet and bouncing up at me. A big mess. Then I shit, as usual. Now this is where it gets ugly. Normally I stand up and throw my cig in the toilet. Sitting down to wipe I decide let me put it in the toilet through my legs. I swear I almost burnt my nut sack to hell. I could feel the heat coming off of it onto my balls. I think I burned a hair. Not pretty. Then I go to wipe. This just isn't meant to be. It was a mess. I got shit all over my gooch. My arm was halfway in the toilet. It was getting all over my ass cheeks. Had to shower right away. By the time that nonsense was over I had to run out so I went out and I felt like everyone knew what had just happened. It was terrible.

Powderguy · 02-17-10, 07:35 PM

Dad · 02-17-10, 07:41 PM

The standing wipe is observedly better. You don't involve the nuts or shaft in the equation at all.

paco · 02-17-10, 07:43 PM

I knew something happened . "almost burned my balls"

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 07:45 PM

Wait, so you piss standing up, and then sit down to shit? Interesting.

RageWizard · 02-17-10, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

So you clowns really stand up to whipe your ass? Spread cheek with one hand whipe with other? What if it's rea? Sitting down your asshole is spread and much much easier to wipe.

I dissagree. When I stand up, I have much more room to operate. No chance of having my hand accidently hitting the water with a floater roaming around, and it just is more comfortable for me. I don't have to lean one one ass cheek, or do some contortionist thing by going in through the legs and navigating around the jimmy and rollers.

GiveMeaBJ · 02-17-10, 07:45 PM

Paco don't wipe sitting down. Seriously, I may have exaggerated a bit on the end but it really was a bad experience.

GiveMeaBJ · 02-17-10, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Wait, so you piss standing up, and then sit down to shit? Interesting.

Isn't this standard?

Powderguy · 02-17-10, 07:47 PM

****ing standing up is the way to go, **** that sitting down bs.

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by Dad

The standing wipe is observedly better. You don't involve the nuts or shaft in the equation at all.

Why would they be involved in the first place? You don't wipe from the front side when sitting down, you scoot up on the seat and go through the back area. Nuts and/or shaft is a total non-factor when done the correct way.

whatsgood5 · 02-17-10, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ

Isn't this standard?

That's not what I thought, and I certainly rarely do it. What about everyone else?

onlooker · 02-17-10, 07:49 PM

Wow.

paco · 02-17-10, 07:52 PM

Fvck it, u guys hav me confused now. I'm not gonna wipe either way anymore. I'm just gonna shit and pick up my pants and go about my business

GiveMeaBJ · 02-17-10, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by whatsgood5

Why would they be involved in the first place? You don't wipe from the front side when sitting down, you scoot up on the seat and go through the back area. Nuts and/or shaft is a total non-factor when done the correct way.

I did it wrong then. I went through the legs.

Powderguy · 02-17-10, 07:56 PM

Damn, I must try this method later on. Sounds thrilling.

GiveMeaBJ · 02-17-10, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by paco

Fvck it, u guys hav me confused now. I'm not gonna wipe either way anymore. I'm just gonna shit and pick up my pants and go about my business

So in summary lets go over this.

A) You should piss standing up, then sit and shit?
B) You should stand up, palm your left ass cheek and dig in with the right hand.
C) If you can't stand due to injury you should go around the back when wiping rather then straight through the legs?

Someone please correct me if I am wrong. I want to have this shit down for the ladies.

UntilTheNDofTimE · 02-17-10, 07:57 PM

wtf u scoot up and wipe from the back sitting down? sounds complicated.