BREAKING: Joel Embiid has announced his retirement from the NBA

[Eddy Munny]

Your retard monkey ass wouldn't know racism if you saw it.

What if I saw it but in a dimly lit room?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Ask your boyfriend/avatar; he/she/it would know.

[Eddy Munny]

Ask your boyfriend/avatar; he/she/it would know.

Are you gonna answer the question or dodge it like a used car salesman?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Already did.

[Eddy Munny]

Already did.

So you made a claim, then made a racial epithet, then made another claim, used a slur, but couldn't justify it with an answer???

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You're a lying sack of shit.

[Eddy Munny]

You're a lying sack of shit.

How am I lying? I asked you a straightforward question and you diverged into my avatar and how it made you felt as a pansexual elderly gentleman.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You opened your mouth, that's how you lied. Get your mind off pansexual crap and go straight.

[Eddy Munny]

You opened your mouth, that's how you lied. Get your mind off pansexual crap and go straight.

You're pansexual, your mind always wanders to my avatar and the tingles it elicits in your polyester pant suit.

I can prove I never lied by asking you the exact same question and getting the exact same result.

Are you ready, Horse's Ass?

You said I wouldn't know racism if I saw it, but what if I saw it in a dimly lit room? That is my question see.

What if I saw it, only the setting was a dimly lit room?

Can you even answer me, you scatterbrained, shit-stained, dirty old goat?

[DrunkHorseplayer]

You got your answer you stupid fukkin jungle monkey.

[Eddy Munny]

You got your answer you stupid fukkin jungle monkey.

No I didn't. I asked you a question. Saying "you got your answer" isn't a substitute for an actual answer. Nice try, imp.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Yes you did, chump.

[Eddy Munny]

Yes you did, chump.

So then answer the question, unless, of course, you're sexually attracted to horses. Just saying.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Get your fantasies out of the gutter, bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

Get your fantasies out of the gutter, bitch.

Answer the question, idiot. Otherwise we're free to draw our own conclusions about you and your horses.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Get off your heterophobia and understand that straight is superior, bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

Get off your heterophobia and understand that straight is superior, bitch.

Lol so you insist that banging horses is hetero? Yeah you keep telling yourself that, pal.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

The only horse I banged is your mama, bitch.

[Eddy Munny]

The only horse I banged is your mama, bitch.

This is why you're in the Saloon. You're unwanted in PT.