Movie stars with porn sounding names

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Rusty Kuntz

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   We reach No. 1.
   Kuntz played outfield for the White Sox, Twins and Tigers from 1979 to 1985.
   With the dirtiest name in sports, he compliments the other No. 1 consideration—basketball player Chubby Cox.
   
   Unfortunately there was no picture of Cox.
   Kuntz takes the victory.
   

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Colin Kaepernick

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9. Dick Padden

The Red Sox are both the team that Dick Padden played for, and what he presumably used to stuff his underwear in order to live up to his name.


7. ‘Cannonball’ Titcomb

Everything about this guy’s name is hilarious. Bonus points to his mother being named Fanny Titcomb.



6. Dick Wantz

Complete this sentence: Dick Wantz…? The answer…


5. ‘Pussy’ Tebeau

Charles ‘Pussy’ Tebeau: a right fielder who only played in two games his entire career, the punchline to a bad Dick Wantz joke, and a man whose nickname was both dirty and the exact opposite of the usual intimidating monikers of the sporting world. Fantastic triple play.






3. Dick Cox

I stand corrected.
2. Johnny Dickshot
This guy was ahead of his time. He passed away in 1997 – a good fourteen years before Snap Chat was invented.
1. Dick Burns

Well, that’s your fault for not using protection.

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Willie Gay

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MATT GAY



The Tampa Bay Buccaneers had a chance to take a 10-point lead over the Detroit Lions in the fourth quarter of today’s game, but a missed 54-yard field goal by Matt Gay hit the left upright, giving possession back to the Lions.