Movie stars with porn sounding names

[OldBill]

• 1. Hugh Jackman. Always thought it was weird people referred to him as a huge jacked man and not his name. -Shagwagbag
  
  
  
  
  
• 2. Rod Stewart. Pretty much anyone named Rod. -percygreen
  
  
  
  
  
• 3. Alan Cumming. -ofsquire
  
  
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• 4. Olivia Wilde. And that's actually an improvement on her original name, Olivia Cockburn. -GeckoV/-Rudy69
  
  
  
• 5. Dick Van Dyke. -rudymaxa
  
  
• 6. In a similar vein there used to be a driver in V8 Supercars called Dick Johnson. 14 year old me would always get a giggle out of that one. -gristc
  
  
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• 7. He's not a very major celebrity, but I'd argue that Dick Pound ranks up there. -CupcakeValkyrie
  
  
  
  
  
• 8. Rod Fitzwell. I don’t know if it’s his real name or a stage name. He's a radio station personality in Norfolk. -MySTfied
  
  
• 9. Magic Johnson. -Ron_Fuckin_Swanson
  
  
  
  
  
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• 10. Lists pretty much every wrestler there is. Just a few off the top of my head: Rocky Johnson, Big E, Macho Man, Alexa Bliss, Kelly Kelly, Summer Rae, Dolph Ziggler, X-Pac. -FetchedOffTheWall
  
  
• 11. Vince Vaughn just sounds porny to me. -Alternative-Two-1457
  
  
• 12. Courtney Cox. -thebranimator
  
  
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• 13. Don Glover. Or slightly miss-spaced…DonG lover. -dadlifeinterneting
  
  
• 14. Michael Moorcock. -paulfromatlanta
  
  
• 15. I turned on the TV one day a few years ago as I went into the kitchen to make breakfast and heard "I'm Hanna Storm and this is Sage Steele...." I thought is this a goddamn porno? I thought I put on ESPN. -Gonzostewie
  
  
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• 16. Sydney Sweeney. No way that's not a porn star. -Slutyputty
  
  
• 17. Lucy Lawless. -DisgruntledMax
  
  
  
• 18. That stuntman, was he Kurt Russell's stuntman? He has got the most outrageous name ever, Dick Warlock. -OldMork
  
  
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• 19. You can't say Randy Johnson in this context without also giving his nickname: The Big Unit. -humphrey_the_camel
  
  
  
• 20. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasted the world's best porn name/nickname on a wrestling and acting career. -i_run_from_problems
  
  
• 21. Johnny Knoxville sounds like a porn name tbh. -RebTheMan
  
  
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• 22. Nikki Sixx. -GrumpyCatStevens
  
  
• 23. Bella Thorne. -Responsible-Chard515
  
  
• 24. January Jones. -BulkyOrder9
  
  
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• 25. Peter Bonerz. -dsdsds
  

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DICK POUND

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Bill, you need to find work.

am working now p/t but money coming in past two months from stocks this month recived $1575 last month $1498 and soon the ones i bought every month will be overlapping i'm quitting working for money put your money to work

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Clint Eastwood

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NOT an actor BUT OMG

Gradey Dick

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Azzi Fudd

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Gregor Fucka



As a young Fucka, he always dreamed of playing in the Olympics.
He starred for Italy at the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney and Ms. Fucka was very proud.
He then won the 2003 Spanish National Cup with FC Barcelona.
Once he settles down it will be time for Little Fuckas.

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Albert Pujols

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   Albert Pujols is the most dominant baseball player in the world and his name makes this list with ease.
   Not only is his name pronounced poo-holes in Spanish, but he is set to be a free agent in 2012. Teams will be salivating at the opportunity to sign this slugger.
   
   Somehow this picture is uncomfortable.
   

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B.J. Johnson

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   A premiere receiver at Texas, Johnson signed with the Denver Broncos as a free agent and never played a NFL game.
   His name speaks for itself.
   
   Would've been great to hear his teammates criticizing him.
   

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Irina Slutskaya

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   While the figure skater's name is most likely pronounced differently in Russian, Slutskaya did win European championships in 1996 and 1997.
   In the 1998 Nagano Olympics, she couldn't finish strong and came in fifth place.
   Another name that gives announcers slight discomfort.
   

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Ron Tugnutt

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   Playing for six different teams in 16 successful seasons, it seems as if his coaches couldn't keep straight faces with him on the team.
   With a name referring to male self-pleasure, Tugnutt made the NHL All-Star team once and represented Canada in the 1993 Hockey World Championships.