Milf wants to meet tomorrow

[Auto Donk]

send her clitturd's photo and say that it's you.....

then, send her a real photo of yourself......

she'll be so relieved that you're not clitturd that she'll agree to meet and fuk your brains out.....

[Art Vandelay]

Yea sounds like she works late to be mom during the day. I once way back like 30 + years ago had a blind date. I am the most honest person you would ever meet. I am tall 6'4 and very thin very athletic . In my prime i once raced a 10 speed bike downhill and won i was that fast.

This girl pulls up and gets out of the car. Very pretty . Takes one look at me and says "You lied to me you told me you looked different" . I was like WTF are you talking about?

She says you told me you looked like a basketball player. Which is totally true on my end. I mean i would be walking through the mall with my family and twice in my life a coach from a college walked up asking if i played basketball. I was that tall

I told her how the hell did i lie i am 6'4 and athletic. She says "Yea but i thought you would look like Charles Barkley " . I was like i never said that at all ever. I never lied you just assumed. So we just went our separate ways. Some women can be incredibly shallow. But she saved me some money no way i would want to spend a dime on a B like that.

She wanted a "Barkley" look-a-like... Lol. Good riddance!

[fjaka]

billy did you score a goal?

[Bigbill365]

send her clitturd's photo and say that it's you.....

then, send her a real photo of yourself......

she'll be so relieved that you're not clitturd that she'll agree to meet and fuk your brains out.....

Wonder if I should send a dong pic as a last ditch effort I need a hail mary

[captrobey]

She wanted a "Barkley" look-a-like... Lol. Good riddance!

Yea i dont know if she was saying she thought i was black i mean she never asked me that. Most basketball players are Tall and on the thinner side. A few look like Barkley or Shaq not many

[mjsuax13]

Bill, your game sucks. Maybe have your other handle Seaweed give you some advice.

[pimike]

Can’t score with a hooker.

Lol

[manny24]

Yeah she deleted. I might go early and hide my bike

[pologq]

Wonder if I should send a dong pic as a last ditch effort I need a hail mary

post her pics. i want to see what this slut looks like.

[Auto Donk]

Wonder if I should send a dong pic as a last ditch effort I need a hail mary

i couldn't quit laughing once I figured out you meant "your dong" and not just some 10" rubber dong off the internet......

hell, if you really wanted to impress her, send her a photo of this and say you have it loaded and ready for her..... she'll be walking, better yet, running full speed, to your place:






if she's the kinky dominatrix type, tell her you'll let her use it on you......

[stevenash]

Bill?

I'm starting to think that this 'dating' thing isn't for you.

[Auto Donk]

i'M Still laughing at the "hail mary dong photo".....

fukk it bill, tell her your name is "Nacho" and that this is you:

[pologq]

poor bill has some bad luck.

go for the older milfs hungry for dcik. they don't care about money.

[Auto Donk]

ps bill, if you go for the dong hail mary, you better come strong; no soft shit.... get it up and if it's not impressive, photoshop it first.... or snag some internet porn dude's junk and send that as your own......

once you have her there, and reveal less, she'll nonetheless go ahead and bang you, after having gone to the trouble to meet you and drop her panties.........

[JMobile]

No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitch

[Auto Donk]

gives us all her address, and then it'll be this scene from caddyshack:

[fjaka]

billy are you making progress?

[Bostongambler]

billy are you making progress?

Rumor is he was cat fished.

[pologq]

bill send her a pic of your schwinn next time. instead panty dropper.

[Bigbill365]

Hail Mary texted when u goin to let me pound that pussy

[Bostongambler]

How old are you bill?

[Bigbill365]

How old are you bill?

Late 20s

[pologq]

Hail Mary texted when u goin to let me pound that pussy

just a hunch i don't think that is going to work

[fjaka]

Rumor is he was cat fished.

people are jealous.

i bet billy's cadillac will enter her garage very soon.

[Bostongambler]

Late 20s

My bad, I thought this was Oldmanbill.

[MT Casings]

Hail Mary texted when u goin to let me pound that pussy

That should work. Let us know

[JMobile]

So this story never happened. OP never posted pic.

[Foxx]

When was the last time you got laid Bill?

[mjsuax13]

My bad, I thought this was Oldmanbill.

Old Bill the shill is in the political forum talking to himself I believe. Young Bill is still firing every angle at this broad.

[Enkhbat]

Show us the pic, seems like a hot girl given you sent a hail mary text.

[stevenash]

Old Bill the shill is in the political forum talking to himself I believe. Young Bill is still firing every angle at this broad.

If nothing else, Big Bill is tenacious.

[TheMoneyShot]

This thread is useless without photos.

[Bigbill365]

Here’s the milf https://ibb.co/7zYkHG4

[manny24]

we missed an opportunity here Bill open with the hail mary next time

[pologq]

Here’s the milf https://ibb.co/7zYkHG4

is that really her? looks like a potential catfish.