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  • Bigbill365
    SBR MVP
    • 06-22-12
    • 4572

    #36
    Originally posted by captrobey
    That sucks at least you had some fun now move on maybe get this one. If you are buying her food hopefully she will not make you end up spending too much on her. Although lunch should not be too expensive.
    She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf
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    • pologq
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-07-12
      • 19899

      #37
      Originally posted by captrobey
      Dont be . Hit her with a cool animal fact . Here walk up to her and do not even say Hi just say this right off the bat....


      "Octopuses have 3 hearts and nine brains "

      She will laugh and learn something at the same time.
      good idea
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      • pologq
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-07-12
        • 19899

        #38
        Originally posted by Bigbill365
        She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf
        she is protecting herself so you don't expect a BJ no matter what
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #39
          I read the title of this thread, and say only one thing:





          lay that pipe, baby! lay that pipe!!!!!!!!!!! (since no "bachelor party" clip was available on youtube)
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          • stevenash
            Moderator
            • 01-17-11
            • 65470

            #40
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Stay away from women billy
            Sound advice.
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            • captrobey
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-02-10
              • 34356

              #41
              Originally posted by Bigbill365
              She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf
              Tell her does not mean you cannot have a cup of coffee with me and make a new friend does it. Tell her you do not look like the creature on the wing of the aircraft that was in that one Twilight zone episode.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #42
                ps.... if she tries to bail on you, just tell her you know me, and that if she bangs you, you'll introduce her to me.......

                she'll take one for the team if it affords her the chance to climb atop my hogg........
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                • stevenash
                  Moderator
                  • 01-17-11
                  • 65470

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Bigbill365
                  She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtf
                  Roofies are your friend.
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                  • Bigbill365
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-22-12
                    • 4572

                    #44
                    I told her I walked up hear lmao idk if she’s goin to show
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #45
                      Originally posted by stevenash
                      Roofies are your friend.
                      exactly...... and, you told her your name is Bill.......


                      grab some black shoe polish, stuff a sock down your pants, put on a groovy shirt, and she will know you're not to be denied that pussy:



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                      • Bigbill365
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-22-12
                        • 4572

                        #46
                        Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I say
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Bigbill365
                          Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I say
                          yes, you idiot, disclosing that you're walking to your date with her dries pussy faster than quick dry cement.......

                          red flag, try flags.........
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                          • Bigbill365
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-22-12
                            • 4572

                            #48
                            Fuk I told her I got money though
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                            • pologq
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-07-12
                              • 19899

                              #49
                              she sounds like she is being a bit bitchy. tell her you walked cause you don't have a car or need a car. tell her you take the bus or subway everywhere including work. i think honesty is best at this point. can't lie about the car now.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #50
                                you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......

                                challenge her.......

                                something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."
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                                • pologq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-07-12
                                  • 19899

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                  you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......

                                  challenge her.......

                                  something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."
                                  i agree you might have to become the alpha male. don't call her a ho though yet unless she doesn't show up.
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #52
                                    show up with your pocket pussy, throw it on the table.......

                                    tell her, "you know, I haven't met a babe yet that has a pussy as good as this....."

                                    she'll want to prove hers is, and the rest is all down hill.....
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                                    • stevenash
                                      Moderator
                                      • 01-17-11
                                      • 65470

                                      #53
                                      Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
                                      Set your standards lower next time.
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                                      • pologq
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-07-12
                                        • 19899

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by stevenash
                                        Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
                                        Set your standards lower next time.
                                        nash is right. you can't fake not having a car. "in the shop" doesn't fly with these money hungry hoes.
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by stevenash
                                          Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
                                          Set your standards lower next time.

                                          or, turn the tables on her quickly.........

                                          her: "wait, you're telling me you don't dirive????"

                                          you: "bend over, bitch, I'll drive!!!!"
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                                          • Bigbill365
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-22-12
                                            • 4572

                                            #56
                                            She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for me
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #57
                                              send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #58
                                                if you meet up in public and you're going down in flames, take her with you.....

                                                if in a crowded place (she'll probably require that with you), yell out, "HEY, AT LEAST LOOK FOR MY WATCH, I THINK IT FELL OFF IN YOUR GIANT PUSSY WHILE I WAS FISTING YOU!!!!!!"
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                                                • pologq
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-07-12
                                                  • 19899

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                  She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for me
                                                  she is not comfortable cause you don't drive? what a high maintenance oyster. post her pic here.
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                                                  • vitterd
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 09-14-17
                                                    • 58460

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                    send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........
                                                    You’re ugly your entire life. I mean, grotesque looking. Plus you’re low IQ dumb fuxck.
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                                                    • Bigbill365
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 06-22-12
                                                      • 4572

                                                      #61
                                                      Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao
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                                                      • pimike
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 03-23-08
                                                        • 37139

                                                        #62
                                                        Lol

                                                        All bs
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                                                        • pologq
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-07-12
                                                          • 19899

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                          Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao
                                                          these hoes aint loyal. fcuk her. what is she? a med tech like all single moms with 3 kids from 2 different dads?
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                                                          • Bigbill365
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-22-12
                                                            • 4572

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by pimike
                                                            Lol

                                                            All bs
                                                            No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitch
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                                                            • Bigbill365
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 06-22-12
                                                              • 4572

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by pologq
                                                              these hoes aint loyal. fcuk her. what is she? a med tech like all single moms with 3 kids from 2 different dads?
                                                              Good question she said she works late shift doesn’t get off till late so probably something similar
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                                                              • captrobey
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-02-10
                                                                • 34356

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                                Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmao
                                                                She sounds like a real loser you can do way better.
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                                                                • captrobey
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 09-02-10
                                                                  • 34356

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                                  Good question she said she works late shift doesn’t get off till late so probably something similar
                                                                  Yea sounds like she works late to be mom during the day. I once way back like 30 + years ago had a blind date. I am the most honest person you would ever meet. I am tall 6'4 and very thin very athletic . In my prime i once raced a 10 speed bike downhill and won i was that fast.

                                                                  This girl pulls up and gets out of the car. Very pretty . Takes one look at me and says "You lied to me you told me you looked different" . I was like WTF are you talking about?

                                                                  She says you told me you looked like a basketball player. Which is totally true on my end. I mean i would be walking through the mall with my family and twice in my life a coach from a college walked up asking if i played basketball. I was that tall

                                                                  I told her how the hell did i lie i am 6'4 and athletic. She says "Yea but i thought you would look like Charles Barkley " . I was like i never said that at all ever. I never lied you just assumed. So we just went our separate ways. Some women can be incredibly shallow. But she saved me some money no way i would want to spend a dime on a B like that.
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                                                                  • pimike
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-23-08
                                                                    • 37139

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by Bigbill365
                                                                    No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitch
                                                                    Cool

                                                                    You surely have it if true bud
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                                                                    • pologq
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                                      • 19899

                                                                      #69
                                                                      bill show us this money hungry ho
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                                                                      • Bigbill365
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 06-22-12
                                                                        • 4572

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Winston Churchill was chased off the beaches of Dunkirk but came back we may have lost this battle but will be back with a new plan
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