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#39I read the title of this thread, and say only one thing:
lay that pipe, baby! lay that pipe!!!!!!!!!!! (since no "bachelor party" clip was available on youtube)Comment -
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#41Tell her does not mean you cannot have a cup of coffee with me and make a new friend does it. Tell her you do not look like the creature on the wing of the aircraft that was in that one Twilight zone episode.Comment -
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#42ps.... if she tries to bail on you, just tell her you know me, and that if she bangs you, you'll introduce her to me.......
she'll take one for the team if it affords her the chance to climb atop my hogg........Comment -
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#44I told her I walked up hear lmao idk if she’s goin to showComment -
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#46Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I sayComment -
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#48Fuk I told her I got money thoughComment -
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#49she sounds like she is being a bit bitchy. tell her you walked cause you don't have a car or need a car. tell her you take the bus or subway everywhere including work. i think honesty is best at this point. can't lie about the car now.Comment -
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#50you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......
challenge her.......
something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."Comment -
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#51i agree you might have to become the alpha male. don't call her a ho though yet unless she doesn't show up.Comment -
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#52show up with your pocket pussy, throw it on the table.......
tell her, "you know, I haven't met a babe yet that has a pussy as good as this....."
she'll want to prove hers is, and the rest is all down hill.....Comment -
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#53Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
Set your standards lower next time.Comment -
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#56She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for meComment -
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#57send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........Comment -
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#58if you meet up in public and you're going down in flames, take her with you.....
if in a crowded place (she'll probably require that with you), yell out, "HEY, AT LEAST LOOK FOR MY WATCH, I THINK IT FELL OFF IN YOUR GIANT PUSSY WHILE I WAS FISTING YOU!!!!!!"Comment -
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#61Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmaoComment -
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#62Lol
All bsComment -
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This girl pulls up and gets out of the car. Very pretty . Takes one look at me and says "You lied to me you told me you looked different" . I was like WTF are you talking about?
She says you told me you looked like a basketball player. Which is totally true on my end. I mean i would be walking through the mall with my family and twice in my life a coach from a college walked up asking if i played basketball. I was that tall
I told her how the hell did i lie i am 6'4 and athletic. She says "Yea but i thought you would look like Charles Barkley " . I was like i never said that at all ever. I never lied you just assumed. So we just went our separate ways. Some women can be incredibly shallow. But she saved me some money no way i would want to spend a dime on a B like that.Comment -
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#69bill show us this money hungry hoComment -
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#70Winston Churchill was chased off the beaches of Dunkirk but came back we may have lost this battle but will be back with a new planComment
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