Originally posted by captrobey
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She just texted what if I don’t find u attractive and I don’t want to hangout I said just tell me maybe another day lmao wtfComment -
good ideaOriginally posted by captrobeyComment -
she is protecting herself so you don't expect a BJ no matter whatOriginally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
I read the title of this thread, and say only one thing:
lay that pipe, baby! lay that pipe!!!!!!!!!!! (since no "bachelor party" clip was available on youtube)Comment -
Sound advice.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Tell her does not mean you cannot have a cup of coffee with me and make a new friend does it. Tell her you do not look like the creature on the wing of the aircraft that was in that one Twilight zone episode.Originally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
ps.... if she tries to bail on you, just tell her you know me, and that if she bangs you, you'll introduce her to me.......
she'll take one for the team if it affords her the chance to climb atop my hogg........Comment -
Roofies are your friend.Originally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
I told her I walked up hear lmao idk if she’s goin to showComment -
exactly...... and, you told her your name is Bill.......Originally posted by stevenash
grab some black shoe polish, stuff a sock down your pants, put on a groovy shirt, and she will know you're not to be denied that pussy:
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Now she says I’m giving red flags she was about to leave but I told her I don’t have a car wat do I sayComment -
yes, you idiot, disclosing that you're walking to your date with her dries pussy faster than quick dry cement.......Originally posted by Bigbill365
red flag, try flags.........
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Fuk I told her I got money thoughComment -
she sounds like she is being a bit bitchy. tell her you walked cause you don't have a car or need a car. tell her you take the bus or subway everywhere including work. i think honesty is best at this point. can't lie about the car now.Comment -
you may have to go on offense, and quit playing defense......
challenge her.......
something like, "fuk it, I doubt you can fuk worth a shit anyway, you old worn out ho....."Comment -
i agree you might have to become the alpha male. don't call her a ho though yet unless she doesn't show up.Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
show up with your pocket pussy, throw it on the table.......
tell her, "you know, I haven't met a babe yet that has a pussy as good as this....."
she'll want to prove hers is, and the rest is all down hill.....Comment -
Bill, if she expects you to drive she may be too high maintenance for you.
Set your standards lower next time.Comment -
nash is right. you can't fake not having a car. "in the shop" doesn't fly with these money hungry hoes.Originally posted by stevenashComment -
Originally posted by stevenash
or, turn the tables on her quickly.........
her: "wait, you're telling me you don't dirive????"
you: "bend over, bitch, I'll drive!!!!"Comment -
She fukin texted she’s not comfortable with it I got fukin denied spiraling into depression no pussy for meComment -
send her a photo of me in my prime, say it's you, and she'll be bitin on your hook again in no time........Comment -
if you meet up in public and you're going down in flames, take her with you.....
if in a crowded place (she'll probably require that with you), yell out, "HEY, AT LEAST LOOK FOR MY WATCH, I THINK IT FELL OFF IN YOUR GIANT PUSSY WHILE I WAS FISTING YOU!!!!!!"Comment -
she is not comfortable cause you don't drive? what a high maintenance oyster. post her pic here.Originally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
You’re ugly your entire life. I mean, grotesque looking. Plus you’re low IQ dumb fuxck.Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
Fukin bitch was lookin for a guy with money she’s not comfortable with driving me lmaoComment -
Lol
All bsComment -
these hoes aint loyal. fcuk her. what is she? a med tech like all single moms with 3 kids from 2 different dads?Originally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
No it’s real I’ll show the pics of this bitchOriginally posted by pimikeComment -
Good question she said she works late shift doesn’t get off till late so probably something similarOriginally posted by pologqComment -
She sounds like a real loser you can do way better.Originally posted by Bigbill365Comment -
Yea sounds like she works late to be mom during the day. I once way back like 30 + years ago had a blind date. I am the most honest person you would ever meet. I am tall 6'4 and very thin very athletic . In my prime i once raced a 10 speed bike downhill and won i was that fast.Originally posted by Bigbill365
This girl pulls up and gets out of the car. Very pretty . Takes one look at me and says "You lied to me you told me you looked different" . I was like WTF are you talking about?
She says you told me you looked like a basketball player. Which is totally true on my end. I mean i would be walking through the mall with my family and twice in my life a coach from a college walked up asking if i played basketball. I was that tall
I told her how the hell did i lie i am 6'4 and athletic. She says "Yea but i thought you would look like Charles Barkley " . I was like i never said that at all ever. I never lied you just assumed. So we just went our separate ways. Some women can be incredibly shallow. But she saved me some money no way i would want to spend a dime on a B like that.Comment -
CoolOriginally posted by Bigbill365
You surely have it if true budComment -
bill show us this money hungry hoComment -
Winston Churchill was chased off the beaches of Dunkirk but came back we may have lost this battle but will be back with a new planComment
