Talking to hot chick but no car

[Bigbill365]

Talking to other chick

[captrobey]

Talking to other chick

Another chick

[BeatTheJerk]

Another chick

[JIBBBY]

Talking to other chick

[Bigbill365]

I’m switching game plans mass messaging all my matches

[BeatTheJerk]

I’m switching game plans mass messaging all my matches

Good call, it’s a numbers game pal, it’s like fuckin’ baseball ya heard …

[manny24]

Bill might catfish himself here

[gauchojake]

Dude just get an air BNB for the night and tell her it's your house. That way if she's a nut, she won't really know where you live.

[pavyracer]

The more lobster traps you place at sea the more lobsters you are going to catch. It's the law of averages.

[sunshine11]

Another chick

This made me laugh so loud my cat is looking at me.

[19th Hole]

Bill
Have a litre of Beefeaters, open your laptop, and pretend that you have game.

[stevenash]

Dude just get an air BNB for the night and tell her it's your house. That way if she's a nut, she won't really know where you live.

Bill, lean up against a random late model Mercedes, take a selfie, and tell her the Benz is yours.

[captrobey]

Bill -have you ever been in line at a Mcdonalds , get to the register , and point at the fries on the order board and say at the top of your lungs "WE .....ARE....SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!"

[OldBill]

here ya go bill line em up and pick

[sunshine11]

Hahaha

[captrobey]

here ya go bill line em up and pick

Middle

[Bigbill365]

Some chick wants to meet for a drink shes a Dr but its far away trying to get here tom come here