Talking to hot chick but no car

[Bigbill365]

I haven’t met her yet I’ve been texting but I don’t know wat to really say give me something to say

[BeatTheJerk]

I haven’t met her yet I’ve been texting but I don’t know wat to really say give me something to say

come on bruh

[BeatTheJerk]

Post a pic of this cougar broad.

[captrobey]

I haven’t met her yet I’ve been texting but I don’t know wat to really say give me something to say

So do you know what she looks like?

[Bigbill365]

Yeah she’s hot and works out

[captrobey]

Yeah she’s hot and works out

Ok to be serious here Pavy had the best suggestion Rent a car. Or better yet a nice SUV . Make sure there is nothing showing in the car to show it is rented. You said you have money take her out to dinner and a hotel if it goes really well. If it does not go well and you want to get out of the date bring a picture of various Dinosaurs and as her if she knew any of them personally. That should get you out of the date.

[OldBill]

she best be looking like this


or this



at worst like this

[Bigbill365]

I think I can pull this off I’m about to send a text

[Foxx]

she best be looking like this


or this



at worst like this

Yowsers. He said milf, not gilf.

[Bigbill365]

Idk wat to text to get this party started

[BeatTheJerk]

she best be looking like this


or this



at worst like this

Nice kooter at the top there.

[captrobey]

Idk wat to text to get this party started

If you are renting a car look for a decent restaurant with a hotel near it . Maybe instead of just going to a hotel too fast feel it out and park somewhere . If it goes well there maybe go to the hotel from there. So just say
'I would like to take you to dinner how about INSERT NAME "

[stevenash]

Two words:
Piggy back

[slewfan]

Talkin to this hot Milf but i dont have a car need some tips

Make her laugh. Everything else will fall into place.

[Bigbill365]

She lives a couple towns over i told her if shes in the area we can hangout ill report back

[BeatTheJerk]

She lives a couple towns over i told her if shes in the area we can hangout ill report back

Slam her pussy until it squirts all over you pal. “Handicap dat pussy”

[manny24]

you don't need a roof over your head to fuk but i'm pretty sure you will need antibiotics

[TheMoneyShot]

you don't need a roof over your head to fuk but i'm pretty sure you will need antibiotics

[stevenash]

[JIBBBY]

This story is made up. Billy is getting no action.

Time to hump the blow up doll in your closet pal and call it day

[Bigbill365]

Well she’s not really texting back

[captrobey]

This story is made up. Billy is getting no action.

Time to hump the blow up doll in your closet pal and call it day

OMG i have 9 of these . I bring them to random baseball fields and challenge other teams

[captrobey]

Well she’s not really texting back

"Not really" So does that mean she has not texted at all ? Or just a couple words?

[pavyracer]

So he talked to her first but now she is not even texting back? What?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

she best be looking like this


or this



at worst like this

I like that this is still ‘allowed’ - not because it’s obscene, but because nobody gives a $#!T…..

[Bigbill365]

"Not really" So does that mean she has not texted at all ? Or just a couple words?

She texts back last text I send she just liked it but sent no reply

[captrobey]

She texts back last text I send she just liked it but sent no reply

Well if she liked you getting together thats a good sign.

[BeatTheJerk]

I like that this is still ‘allowed’ - not because it’s obscene, but because nobody gives a $#!T…..

well said

[BeatTheJerk]

Well she’s not really texting back

Where did you meet this broad ? Online dating app or what pal …

[Bigbill365]

Where did you meet this broad ? Online dating app or what pal …

Dating app

[Bigbill365]

I wanna post a pic but don’t know how

[BeatTheJerk]

I wanna post a pic but don’t know how

Which one ? Tinder

[BeatTheJerk]

I wanna post a pic but don’t know how

https://imgbb.com/

Go there & upload a link for us to click on.

[manny24]

Bill slap yourself for me thanks

[pavyracer]

Better scenario would have been to be talking to a not so hot chick and having a car. You would have banged her by now.