What if the Unorthodox Arizona Audit Declares Trump Won?

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  • ericc
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-05-08
    • 8278

    #1
    What if the Unorthodox Arizona Audit Declares Trump Won?
    To the uninitiated observer, this might seem alarming. But Bennie Smith, a Democratic Tennessee election official, assured me it was nothing to worry about—because, he said, “they’re not recounting the election.”

    “I think a small mushroom cloud will go up over Maricopa County if the Cyber Ninjas report that Donald Trump really was the winner of the election.”


    What were the people busily counting election ballots doing, then?

    The Arizona audit is a new kind of political ritual, whose purpose exists beyond reason or consensus or fact.

    The Republican-controlled county board went along with the audit plan initially because the Senate, Fontes said, “had given these guys guarantees it wasn’t going to be a shit show.”

    If and when that new and inaccurate result is made public as part of an official audit report, local leaders believe the consequences will be grave.

    “I think a small mushroom cloud will go up over Maricopa County if the Cyber Ninjas report that Donald Trump really was the winner of the election,” Stephen Richer, the current county recorder says.


  • themike78
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-13
    • 4873

    #2
    The whole election was a fraud. Biden will always be an illegitimate President. And probably the worst President ever.
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    • MBENZ
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-07-07
      • 5238

      #3
      Originally posted by themike78
      The whole election was a fraud. Biden will always be an illegitimate President. And probably the worst President ever.
      This whole thing is a bad joke on the American people.Hopefully somebody can fix this crap before the 2022 elections.The cheating Demorats are already working on the next fix.
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        the big lie.............

        anytime all the networks and all the dems pipe off about something, it's because they are guilty of what they are accusing the right of..... russia collusion is a prime example.....

        so, the dems know the big lie is actually that fukstick joe and the willie brown kum guzzlin ho won the f'n 2020 election.... they know that creepy fukhead was a complete failure in his prime that couldn't get votes...... never able to muster more than one percent of his own party's vote in primaries in decades past..... yet now he somehow scored 81 M votes????? that's your big fukkin' lie............


        audits in the five key states would show biden didn't win any of them legitimately......... he should be arrested and promptly executed............
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        • bruceBRUCEbruce
          SBR MVP
          • 06-20-09
          • 2560

          #5
          it is just ongoing hilarity here that a bunch of dunce cappers think that the democrats, who aren't capable of organizing a bake sale for an elementary school, have somehow infiltrated AND rigged this election in multiple states governed and controlled by republicans.

          keep providing the lols, fellas & thank you
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          • BuckyOne
            SBR MVP
            • 01-02-15
            • 2728

            #6
            What goes around comes around again. Trump would have won that election if it would not have been for Covid. He is better off being out of that shiitehole. I would like to see him have a bigger rally at the capitol - maybe for the 4th of July.
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            • vitterd
              Restricted User
              • 09-14-17
              • 58460

              #7
              Trump lost huge. You don’t kill 500,000 people and get your job back. Only a retard would vote for him.
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              • firstclass
                SBR MVP
                • 12-10-08
                • 2652

                #8
                Originally posted by vitterd
                Trump lost huge. You don’t kill 500,000 people and get your job back. Only a retard would vote for him.
                Another stupid post by the forums TARD
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                • vitterd
                  Restricted User
                  • 09-14-17
                  • 58460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by firstclass
                  Another stupid post by the forums TARD
                  That you Brad?
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                  • BuckyOne
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-02-15
                    • 2728

                    #10
                    Also, like to see security beefed up for the rally this time. Maybe, some Apache attack helicopters with a couple of F-16's for mop up.
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                    • Jowframs
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-10-09
                      • 5128

                      #11
                      All elections are fixed
                      Presidents are Puppeteers
                      Only thing
                      Trump wouldn’t abide
                      He loves America
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                      • BuckyOne
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-02-15
                        • 2728

                        #12
                        You know what, I agree with that. Talent and ability really do not matter. Ability to spew BS and play a good game of Survivor Island is what counts to get elected.
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                        • dlowilly
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-09-16
                          • 13862

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bruceBRUCEbruce
                          it is just ongoing hilarity here that a bunch of dunce cappers think that the democrats, who aren't capable of organizing a bake sale for an elementary school, have somehow infiltrated AND rigged this election in multiple states governed and controlled by republicans.

                          keep providing the lols, fellas & thank you
                          LOL you think we think the dumbfuk politicians rigged it themselves?

                          I guess you weren't paying attention...big tech, big media, and big globalism all but slit their own mother's throat to get the best candidate in there for their own interests.

                          I'm still giggling at the thought of Biden sitting at a table with Kamala masterminding this though
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                          • dlowilly
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-09-16
                            • 13862

                            #14
                            Originally posted by vitterd
                            Trump lost huge. You don’t kill 500,000 people and get your job back. Only a retard would vote for him.
                            You're a terrible person and you live to post garbage that you think will get a reaction. Everyone laughs at you and the only time you had forum friends was when you coin flipped some winners but you are afraid to do that anymore so now you have to infect other threads to get the attention you crave. We realize you have the voice of a prepubescent Mickey Mouse but everyone else can get over personal flaws and be a normal member of society. You however...
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                            • vitterd
                              Restricted User
                              • 09-14-17
                              • 58460

                              #15
                              Originally posted by dlowilly
                              You're a terrible person and you live to post garbage that you think will get a reaction. Everyone laughs at you and the only time you had forum friends was when you coin flipped some winners but you are afraid to do that anymore so now you have to infect other threads to get the attention you crave. We realize you have the voice of a prepubescent Mickey Mouse but everyone else can get over personal flaws and be a normal member of society. You however...
                              You realize everyone here hates you right? You are equally disliked by Repubs and Dems. We all saw your girl body when you did your push ups in your one bedroom shack video.

                              Tell me about regression again?? Lmao?? Coin flip?? Bwaaaaahhhh. I guess the coin was heads 40 times in a row because that how many games I’m over .500

                              You’re a loser in life and it’s why you are a parking lot security guard that they won’t even let carry a tree branch for protection. That’s why you counted fake 100 bills and got caught doing that. You’re a loser ghost.
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                              • VeggieDog
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-21-09
                                • 7214

                                #16
                                Yes, the election is gonna be overturned. To combat that, they're getting a sham grand jury together to indict President Trump to stop him from re-taking the White House.

                                "May you live in interesting times."
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                                • hehfest
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-28-08
                                  • 7934

                                  #17
                                  What are you a sap? You're family is your blood not these clowns. Nothing changes. You are still believing the lie that these people care about you and have your best interests at heart.....jerking off to some stranger hoping they take care of you is for a bunch of saps.....remember that.
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                                  • WireWire
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 02-02-21
                                    • 942

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by vitterd
                                    Trump lost huge. You don’t kill 500,000 people and get your job back. Only a retard would vote for him.
                                    Someone's clueless
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                                    • vitterd
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 09-14-17
                                      • 58460

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by WireWire
                                      Someone's clueless
                                      Sounds like you’re one of the retards.
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                                      • WireWire
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 02-02-21
                                        • 942

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by vitterd
                                        Sounds like you’re one of the retards.
                                        Yikes! Someone is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind, do more critical thinking and less watching CNN, kid.
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                                        • Kermit
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-27-10
                                          • 32555

                                          #21
                                          When I went to bed on election night, Trump was leading Biden in Wisconsin by around 100,000 votes. When I woke up in the morning and refreshed the page, Biden was now beating Trump in Wisconsin and Trump didn't pick up a single vote overnight.

                                          Yeah, that was legit.

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                                          • WireWire
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 02-02-21
                                            • 942

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kermit
                                            When I went to bed on election night, Trump was leading Biden in Wisconsin by around 100,000 votes. When I woke up in the morning and refreshed the page, Biden was now beating Trump in Wisconsin and Trump didn't pick up a single vote overnight.
                                            Yeah, that was legit.

                                            Ding Ding Ding, most of the votes were in and magically the "mail in" votes come in and 99% are for Biden, lol.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Kermit
                                              When I went to bed on election night, Trump was leading Biden in Wisconsin by around 100,000 votes. When I woke up in the morning and refreshed the page, Biden was now beating Trump in Wisconsin and Trump didn't pick up a single vote overnight.

                                              Yeah, that was legit.

                                              indeed.... sad thing is, the self-proclaimed "smartest man in politics" here at sbr, the one and only unverified punk ass bitch vitturd, knew trump had won the election, declaring "tards win" etc etc.....

                                              yes, the smartest guy here knew trump won in a landslide, and thus posted this:







                                              vitturd, like biden, is a total fraud....... he's too much of a pussy totally void of any integrity or character to admit that the election was clearly stolen..........
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                                              • Itsamazing777
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-14-12
                                                • 12602

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                the big lie.............

                                                anytime all the networks and all the dems pipe off about something, it's because they are guilty of what they are accusing the right of..... russia collusion is a prime example.....

                                                so, the dems know the big lie is actually that fukstick joe and the willie brown kum guzzlin ho won the f'n 2020 election.... they know that creepy fukhead was a complete failure in his prime that couldn't get votes...... never able to muster more than one percent of his own party's vote in primaries in decades past..... yet now he somehow scored 81 M votes????? that's your big fukkin' lie............


                                                audits in the five key states would show biden didn't win any of them legitimately......... he should be arrested and promptly executed............
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                                                • Natty68
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 05-11-14
                                                  • 550

                                                  #25
                                                  If they're so sure it's legit they should be clamoring for an audit so they can prove it and put it in the doubters faces. Instead they're doing everything under the sun to resist the transparency. No one showed for Biden rallies and Trump packed em in everywhere he went.
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                                                  • deltgen
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 12-31-10
                                                    • 865

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Natty68
                                                    If they're so sure it's legit they should be clamoring for an audit so they can prove it and put it in the doubters faces. Instead they're doing everything under the sun to resist the transparency. No one showed for Biden rallies and Trump packed em in everywhere he went.


                                                    Natty is on to something here. For the life of me, I don't understand why these key states that are having the election investigated refuse to turn over these machines. My God, this was an election, the most sacred part of our democracy, and these people insist on keeping things under wraps.
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                                                    • BuckyOne
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-02-15
                                                      • 2728

                                                      #27
                                                      Not much consistency in the 50 states. Security in the methodology of absentee ballots should be a federal mandate - do it the federal way only.
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                                                      • slewfan
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-01-15
                                                        • 15919

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                        You're a terrible person and you live to post garbage that you think will get a reaction. Everyone laughs at you and the only time you had forum friends was when you coin flipped some winners but you are afraid to do that anymore so now you have to infect other threads to get the attention you crave. We realize you have the voice of a prepubescent Mickey Mouse but everyone else can get over personal flaws and be a normal member of society. You however...
                                                        Vittles is the most hated guy in SBR and he tries to project on to you.. he is Greget and switches around. ( GregVittles)..Lefties are lowlifes... scum of the earth denizens of lies and hatred..
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                                                        • HockeyRocks
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 07-10-13
                                                          • 6069

                                                          #29
                                                          Arizona has ALREADY done an audit 2-3 times and Biden still came up the winner. These people conducting this recount are low life ignorant Trump voters.. They have ZERO credibility...Whatever they come up with, Trump will sill wake up everyday the rest of his life the loser and Biden will wake up the winner..

                                                          Trump lost the WH, the Senate and the House all in 4 years...Why the fuk would you fukking ignorant Trump fools even think of having him around??
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                                                          • HockeyRocks
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 07-10-13
                                                            • 6069

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by themike78
                                                            The whole election was a fraud. Biden will always be an illegitimate President. And probably the worst President ever.
                                                            Hey CHUMP, over 60 courts in the land would think of you as an ignorant fool after the smackdowns they gave Trump lawyers..
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                                                            • HockeyRocks
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 07-10-13
                                                              • 6069

                                                              #31
                                                              For you WINGNUTS thinking this will change something in AZ. Why don't you understand the people running this audit have ZEO credibility... The only thing that changes something will another day has passed. and Douchebag is still the loser, and Biden is still the WINNER...Take your conspiracy thoughts and stickum..
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                                                              • hostile takeover
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-06-09
                                                                • 2258

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HockeyRocks
                                                                Hey CHUMP, over 60 courts in the land would think of you as an ignorant fool after the smackdowns they gave Trump lawyers..
                                                                This is true and why the audits won't matter. Arizona, NH, Georgia, the list goes on.

                                                                Not a single judge or any of the establishment wants to touch this. They are all more powerful and wealthy with Trump gone.
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                                                                • HockeyRocks
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 07-10-13
                                                                  • 6069

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by hostile takeover
                                                                  This is true and why the audits won't matter. Arizona, NH, Georgia, the list goes on.

                                                                  Not a single judge or any of the establishment wants to touch this. They are all more powerful and wealthy with Trump gone.
                                                                  Many of these judges were appointed by Douchebag. The judges turned Trumps lawyers down because they presented NO facts...And thats the way it is..
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                                                                  • Thor4140
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                                                                    • 02-09-08
                                                                    • 22296

                                                                    #34
                                                                    [IMG]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With the IQ of an appliance bulb... Rand Paul <a href="https://t.co/L81B6T96Db">https://t.co/L81B6T96Db</a> <a href="https://t.co/3EmRTZLjFm">pic.twitter.com/3EmRTZLjFm</a></p>&mdash; Jolie �� Vaxxed &amp; Relaxed �� Lucas ���� ���� �� �� (@Mooney4me) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mooney4me/status/1397275001284284416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >May 25, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/IMG]
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                                                                    • Thor4140
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                                                                      • 02-09-08
                                                                      • 22296

                                                                      #35
                                                                      [IMG]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ByeRudy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw ">#ByeRudy</a> <a href="https://t.co/P4Xv5IWbrh">https://t.co/P4Xv5IWbrh</a> <a href="https://t.co/L2LWLL62bx">pic.twitter.com/L2LWLL62bx</a></p>&mdash; Jolie �� Vaxxed &amp; Relaxed �� Lucas ���� ���� �� �� (@Mooney4me) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mooney4me/status/1397231371353985032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" >May 25, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/IMG]
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