You have five seconds to ruin a date. What do you do?

[stevenash]

In a word, I say.

Fart.

[Auto Donk]

(I offer that since you took the words right out of my mouth)......

worst blunder I ever made was calling a hot redhead I was bangin' the name of her brunette running mate and other babe I was bangin, without them knowing (they were total backstabbers to each other)...... and yes, it was right after blasting a load of hate paste on her ....

the red head was not impressed......

[Sanity Check]

Bring up politics.

[Auto Donk]

for an ever quicker dismissal, say your hung like this fukhead:

[pologq]

to ruin a date...tell her i have $2 with me as soon as we sit for dinner at a nice restaurant and i expect her to pay cause she can afford it (even if she can't)

[konck]

Shove a small piece of salad in your nostril then ask to be excused to go to the bathroom
And come back with the salad still in there

[stevenash]

Shove a small piece of salad in your nostril then ask to be excused to go to the bathroom
And come back with the salad still in there

Ask for a doggy bag too.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

If you’re a white male, show up wearing a ‘Black Lives Matter’ T-Shirt or a Pink Pu$$yhat. You won’t even get the 5 seconds, the woman will see you walking towards her wearing that $#!T and just keep walking.....

[13th Inning]

Climb up onto the table, pull out your bag and dunk it in her soup.

[TheMetsSuck]

Forget your wallet at home and order the lobster

[edawg]

Shart you pants and destroy any inanimate object in the room while yelling explicitives. Works every time!

[Al Masters]

Tell her you gamble for a living.

[KVB]

Keep some chewed up food in your mouth.

Pretend like you are about to sneeze.

Now from here, you could go so many different directions.

I usually opt for grabbing the table cloth with both hands, scooping it up and bringing my face to the table to pretend to cover my "sneeze" while I let it all go into the tablecloth.

Then I show it to her like a proud mama.

If she laughs and it doesn't ruin your date, then take her home and fuk her in every hole.

She'll probably think that's funny too.

Good Luck.

[KVB]

Climb up onto the table, pull out your bag and dunk it in her soup.

The ole teabag her soup trick.

Love it.

[stevenash]

Climb up onto the table, pull out your bag and dunk it in her soup.

The classics never grow old.

[vitterd]

Pull out your maga hat

[pologq]

say "I am pounding that asshole tonight." If she smiles, proceed and pound her asshole after dinner. If she is disgusted or annoyed, leave, go to a sports bar and find a girl who smiles to that statement.

[KVB]

say "I am pounding that asshole tonight." If she smiles, proceed and pound her asshole after dinner. If she is disgusted or annoyed, leave, go to a sports bar and find a girl who smiles to that statement.

Polo covering all the bases here.

He's making sure that no matter what, by the end of the night something gets ruined!!!!

[cincinnatikid513]

i have a std

hope u do too

[LongBall52]

Funny Stuff here!!

[beavis13]

Burp loudly after chugging a beer.

[Jowframs]

Tell her
”I Could Eat A Peach For Hours”

[thezbar]

"I hope this isn't a deal breaker still I have to be honest. I have Herpes." Works unless she has it too,

[hehfest]

Spill your drink all freaking over her. She won't last a minute. That ends it and will be fun to do....just make sure its coldish not some dam hot coffee or something.

[BrickJames]

Punch her in the face

[BrickJames]

Pull out your maga hat

It would definitely ruin the date because all the hot young blonde women would come running begging for that fat dick.

No one has ever begged for your tiny limp dick vitterd

[Ratpack]

call her by the wrong name

[BigJay]

Tell her you gotta go drop a deuce

[stevenash]

Tell her you gotta go drop a deuce

So that's my problem.

[LongBall52]

call her by the wrong name

Or maybe: What did you say your name is?

[stevenash]

Or maybe: What did you say your name is?

[sunshine11]

Punch her in the face

And get arrested?

[KnuckleHeadz]

Punch her in the face

Mac4lyfe does this

[pimike]

Something came up

[Weems2k]

Tell here you watch CNN for 10hrs a day.