Post in this thread for a free PYCHIATRIC EVALUATION and TREATMENT RECOMMENDATION
Don't be scared guys
*I am not a licensed psychiatrist
Otters27
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07-14-07
30756
#2
Ate you a professional?
Go ahead
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#3
Originally posted by Otters27
Ate you a professional?
Go ahead
Otters you suffer from a debilitating combination of obsessive compulsive disorder and attention deficit disorder.
Instead of focusing on one or two things you're good at, you want to be into everything at once which creates overall mediocrity at best. Then your OCD kicks in so you're constantly wondering why you aren't winning more.
Suggested therapy:
Meditation and penile shock therapy
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#4
I am interested. I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#5
Help me, Dr. D-Lo
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15767
#6
You've undercut the competition. I'll have a free slice.
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#7
Originally posted by funnyb25
I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW
Damn it!
No, actually that was a subliminal device that tells me a lot about the poster if they notice it. Diagnosis upcoming
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#8
Help me
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Foxx
SBR Hall of Famer
05-25-11
5831
#9
wtf
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#10
Originally posted by funnyb25
I am interested. I need to know what Pychiatric means first though DLOW
Since you noticed the misspelling in the thread title, that indicates you have an eye for details and are meticulously honest and accurate.
Considering your history in here though I can confidently diagnose you with Split Personality Disorder or Dissociative Identity Disorder
Suggested Therapy:
Wiring me 21k
Penile shock therapy
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thezbar
SBR Hall of Famer
08-29-06
6422
#11
As my last evaluation was in 2012 I'm overdue for a checkup. Have at it Diowilly
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#12
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Help me, Dr. D-Lo
Diggity
I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.
Suggested Treatment:
Sex addicts meetings
Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)
Wrist support brace
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#13
Originally posted by dlowilly
Diggity
I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.
Suggested Treatment:
Sex addicts meetings
Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)
Wrist support brace
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hehfest
SBR Hall of Famer
09-28-08
7934
#14
Dlow - if we ask for this (which I'm not) doesn't that mean you will no longer be able to own a gun? LOL....
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hehfest
SBR Hall of Famer
09-28-08
7934
#15
Originally posted by dlowilly
Diggity
I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.
Suggested Treatment:
Sex addicts meetings
Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)
Wrist support brace
Have you suggested he work on his impulse control?
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#16
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#17
Originally posted by Eddy Munny
You've undercut the competition. I'll have a free slice.
Eddy Munny you are one of the most gifted posters here, but instead of focusing your talents on a series of bestselling novels or lucrative screenplay deals you waste time betting on dumb basketball players chucking up 3 pointers in meaningless games who couldn't even read any of said bestselling novels.
I believe you suffer from Perfectionistic Inertia. You are frozen by the fear of your endeavors not turning out exactly right so you kill time burying half wit posters and embracing the relative comfort and safety of betting sports where it is impossible to be perfect so there are no great expectations.
Suggested Treatment:
Start every day with at least an hour of doing chores or taking a brisk walk to get moving and the blood flowing
Meditation DURING penile shock treatment
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-10
8944
#18
Originally posted by dlowilly
Diggity
I like you so don't take this the wrong way I'm trying to help. You will fuk anything. The sexual urge is an important part of what drives us humans but in the absence of selective discretion we become uncivilized animals.
Suggested Treatment:
Sex addicts meetings
Emotional support animal (Birds preferably, no mammals)
Wrist support brace
So, SBR's biggest resident perv is the only 'patient' so far to NOT be prescribed penile shock therapy?
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#19
Originally posted by jjgold
Help me
Obviously you suffer from multiple personality disorder. Or different people post under your name.
I wish I could be more helpful but you've snubbed me from even making a POM list for the last 24 months probably.
Suggested treatment:
Keep a couple days facial hair growth otherwise people will think you are gay, a violent extremist, or a gay violent extremist.
Stop dating illegals with gambling addictions
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#20
Originally posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy
So, SBR's biggest resident perv is the only 'patient' so far to NOT be prescribed penile shock therapy?
He would most likely become aroused by it
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15767
#21
Originally posted by dlowilly
Eddy Munny you are one of the most gifted posters here, but instead of focusing your talents on a series of bestselling novels or lucrative screenplay deals you waste time betting on dumb basketball players chucking up 3 pointers in meaningless games who couldn't even read any of said bestselling novels.
I believe you suffer from Perfectionistic Inertia. You are frozen by the fear of your endeavors not turning out exactly right so you kill time burying half wit posters and embracing the relative comfort and safety of betting sports where it is impossible to be perfect so there are no great expectations.
Suggested Treatment:
Start every day with at least an hour of doing chores or taking a brisk walk to get moving and the blood flowing
Meditation DURING penile shock treatment
Lol, not bad... I think it's a worthy assessment and I've duly added the penile shock treatment to my things to do list.
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MaltedHopsFrenzy
SBR Hall of Famer
10-08-10
8944
#22
Originally posted by dlowilly
He would most likely become aroused by it
Good point.....
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#23
Originally posted by dlowilly
Obviously you suffer from multiple personality disorder. Or different people post under your name.
I wish I could be more helpful but you've snubbed me from even making a POM list for the last 24 months probably.
Suggested treatment:
Keep a couple days facial hair growth otherwise people will think you are gay, a violent extremist, or a gay violent extremist.
Stop dating illegals with gambling addictions
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63167
#24
counselor, know thyself
always good to see other professionals in the helping professions