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  • MinnesotaFats
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-18-10
    • 14758

    #1
    Donation to homeless really backfired today
    So I'm trying to bang this chick

    She's super liberal and all about helping people... so she starts a donation thing for local homeless here in Ft Myers.

    Specifically, she says they need things like deodorant, female plugs, shave kits and socks, also canned foods are always good as many are starving.

    Coincidentally, I received a stupid gift for Christmas, it was an advent calander of socks. 15 days of socks, some ankle high, some tube, etc.

    Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.

    Did I offend here? Was the donation of food themed socks patronizing?

    The chick went apeshit on me. She'll never be w me now....she thinks I'm the biggest jerkoff ever and I thought I was doing good.

    Forum opinion here?
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    Fatty, got any pics of her?
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    • HockeyRocks
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-10-13
      • 6069

      #3
      Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
      So I'm trying to bang this chick

      She's super liberal and all about helping people... so she starts a donation thing for local homeless here in Ft Myers.

      Specifically, she says they need things like deodorant, female plugs, shave kits and socks, also canned foods are always good as many are starving.

      Coincidentally, I received a stupid gift for Christmas, it was an advent calander of socks. 15 days of socks, some ankle high, some tube, etc.

      Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.

      Did I offend here? Was the donation of food themed socks patronizing?

      The chick went apeshit on me. She'll never be w me now....she thinks I'm the biggest jerkoff ever and I thought I was doing good.

      Forum opinion here?
      You RE-GIFTED her ya cheap fukker. Do you like to be RE-GIFTED????????????
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Originally posted by HockeyRocks
        You RE-GIFTED her ya cheap fukker. Do you like to be RE-GIFTED????????????
        95% chance that whoever gave those socks to Fatty was also re-gifting.
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        • Foxx
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-25-11
          • 5831

          #5
          Need pics of socks and the chick to make a judgement

          At least the socks didn't have pictures of houses on them
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            Originally posted by Foxx
            Need pics of socks and the chick to make a judgement

            At least the socks didn't have pictures of houses on them
            Or jobs
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            • BigOrange
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-13-09
              • 6745

              #7
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Fatty, got any pics of her?
              It took 10 years for Minny to learn how to post a fukking link! Now you want him to post pics?
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              • Chi_archie
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-22-08
                • 63167

                #8
                you dodged a bullet

                anyone that gets offended and angry on behalf of others is teetering on mental illness


                people that are in need of new clean socks, living on the street???? they don't care if there are swastikas, nike swoops, dollar signs, or rainbows on the socks. They just want to protect their damn feet.


                you know what reminds a homeless person that they are hungry, quicker than food on socks?

                their fuckin rumbling bellies
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                  So I'm trying to bang this chick

                  She's super liberal and all about helping people... so she starts a donation thing for local homeless here in Ft Myers.

                  Specifically, she says they need things like deodorant, female plugs, shave kits and socks, also canned foods are always good as many are starving.

                  Coincidentally, I received a stupid gift for Christmas, it was an advent calander of socks. 15 days of socks, some ankle high, some tube, etc.

                  Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.

                  Did I offend here? Was the donation of food themed socks patronizing?

                  The chick went apeshit on me. She'll never be w me now....she thinks I'm the biggest jerkoff ever and I thought I was doing good.

                  Forum opinion here?
                  it's safe to say you should probably pass on wearing this in the bedroom when she finally gets over herself and gives up that pussy:


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                  • USCPHILLYGUY
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-15-12
                    • 21746

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                    So I'm trying to bang this chick

                    She's super liberal and all about helping people... so she starts a donation thing for local homeless here in Ft Myers.

                    Specifically, she says they need things like deodorant, female plugs, shave kits and socks, also canned foods are always good as many are starving.

                    Coincidentally, I received a stupid gift for Christmas, it was an advent calander of socks. 15 days of socks, some ankle high, some tube, etc.

                    Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.

                    Did I offend here? Was the donation of food themed socks patronizing?

                    The chick went apeshit on me. She'll never be w me now....she thinks I'm the biggest jerkoff ever and I thought I was doing good.

                    Forum opinion here?
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                    • mngambler
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-01-11
                      • 2890

                      #11
                      b*tch loses her mind over some socks? sounds like you saved yourself some headache...numbers game fatty, just move onto the next
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                      • pologq
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-07-12
                        • 19899

                        #12
                        i think socks are socks. it is a nice gesture.

                        the problem is she maybe expected more from you though cause she know you re-gifted and didn't spend a penny on those. no sane person is buying those socks.

                        i don't think she should go ape shit. you still donated something and it was a lot of pairs.
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                        • Sanity Check
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-30-13
                          • 10962

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                          one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.
                          Imagine vegans who pride themselves on not consuming products of evil corporate factory farms.

                          Who believe meat products are major causes of climate change that are destroying the planet.


                          ....


                          edit


                          If you want to begin to know why they were so offended, take 3 minutes to watch this.



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                          • RedApples
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 10-02-18
                            • 721

                            #14
                            Just explain to her that you're retarded. If she's truly compassionate she will listen to you and see you are just too stupid to recognize the optics, and you two will be able to share a good laugh if she has any sense of humor.
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                            • Buckandadime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-21-15
                              • 8847

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mngambler
                              b*tch loses her mind over some socks? sounds like you saved yourself some headache...numbers game fatty, just move onto the next
                              I concur...
                              I can guarantee you that whoever gets those socks (if they were clean) will be very thankful..
                              Bitches be crazy and shit..
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                              • MinnesotaFats
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-18-10
                                • 14758

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Buckandadime
                                I concur...
                                I can guarantee you that whoever gets those socks (if they were clean) will be very thankful..
                                Bitches be crazy and shit..
                                Yeah we'll let this one simmer down and then maybe if things ever heat up again I'll just point out the piety of my gesture.

                                Would be really cool to see those homeless wearing the socks thou
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                                • KnuckleHeadz
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-11-19
                                  • 8194

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Foxx
                                  Need pics of socks and the chick to make a judgement

                                  At least the socks didn't have pictures of houses on them
                                  What if they were scratch and sniff
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                                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-08-10
                                    • 8944

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                    Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.
                                    Was the hot dog or sub sandwich ‘impregnating’ the onion ring? That might be considered offensive.....
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                                    • cincinnatikid513
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-23-17
                                      • 45360

                                      #19
                                      are u sure it's a female
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                                      • MinnesotaFats
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-18-10
                                        • 14758

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                        are u sure it's a female
                                        Haha Cincinnati you'd pay that entire trust fund you're passing away on soccer for one night w this broad....
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                                        • BrickJames
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 05-05-11
                                          • 9749

                                          #21
                                          Explain to her that they were brand-new and they were a donation, what did she want Michael Jordan socks?

                                          These liberals truly are getting ridiculous.

                                          What a dipshit. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
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                                          • BrickJames
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-05-11
                                            • 9749

                                            #22
                                            On a side note those socks sound kind of cool, lol.

                                            Like something you'd wear to a party as a conversation starter.

                                            Send me the socks fatty, I'll take em!
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                                            • MinnesotaFats
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 12-18-10
                                              • 14758

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BrickJames
                                              On a side note those socks sound kind of cool, lol.

                                              Like something you'd wear to a party as a conversation starter.

                                              Send me the socks fatty, I'll take em!
                                              LOL these are high class socks for MN peeps
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                                              • BrickJames
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-05-11
                                                • 9749

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                LOL these are high class socks for MN peeps
                                                It's perfect chicks love food it would be an epic ice breaker.
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                                                • MinnesotaFats
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-18-10
                                                  • 14758

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                  It's perfect chicks love food it would be an epic ice breaker.
                                                  Drunk chick's love food

                                                  At that point thou, it's already a done deal.

                                                  Last thing I need is a drunk 28 yr old thinking she's Socrates and waxing philosophy w me
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                                                  • Foxx
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 05-25-11
                                                    • 5831

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz
                                                    What if they were scratch and sniff
                                                    Could be a game changer. Just remember, it's been said before, homelessness starts at home. At the end of the day, socks don't matter.
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                                                    • gauchojake
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                      • 34113

                                                      #27


                                                      that’s fukkin hilarious fatty

                                                      Tell her “if wishes were horses, beggars would ride”
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                                                      • mjsuax13
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • 03-14-15
                                                        • 25095

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                        So I'm trying to bang this chick

                                                        She's super liberal and all about helping people... so she starts a donation thing for local homeless here in Ft Myers.

                                                        Specifically, she says they need things like deodorant, female plugs, shave kits and socks, also canned foods are always good as many are starving.

                                                        Coincidentally, I received a stupid gift for Christmas, it was an advent calander of socks. 15 days of socks, some ankle high, some tube, etc.

                                                        Unfortunately, the socks also were each a different food...like one pair had a picture of a hot dog, another pair was onion rings, another a sub sandwich...the thought never crossed my mind this would be offensive.

                                                        Did I offend here? Was the donation of food themed socks patronizing?

                                                        The chick went apeshit on me. She'll never be w me now....she thinks I'm the biggest jerkoff ever and I thought I was doing good.

                                                        Forum opinion here?
                                                        Can’t win with these hoes either way. On to the next one. Would have closed if you went out there and served them food from the back of a uhaul. Either way- it would have ended in some trail of tears over a vague human rights conversation.
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                                                        • gauchojake
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 09-17-10
                                                          • 34113

                                                          #29
                                                          Are there women under 80 in Ft Myers?
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                                                          • MinnesotaFats
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-18-10
                                                            • 14758

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                            Are there women under 80 in Ft Myers?
                                                            Oh dude, there's a delicious selection of whores 18-25 that just move here to fukk for a few years, then move back to Cleveland or Buffalo or wherever and con some local dude into marrying her.

                                                            Down here they like the sun, the sand and my full throttle thrust game.
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                                                            • mjsuax13
                                                              Moderator
                                                              • 03-14-15
                                                              • 25095

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                              Oh dude, there's a delicious selection of whores 18-25 that just move here to fukk for a few years, then move back to Cleveland or Buffalo or wherever and con some local dude into marrying her.

                                                              Down here they like the sun, the sand and my full throttle thrust game.
                                                              Now you know why I live in Vegas and Scottsdale. That trail of tears home...I love it when it’s all our fault because some guy did this or that. Nah BIAH, we didn’t bite the apple. You twats bit the apple and it permanently removed the common sense chip.
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                                                              • BrickJames
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 05-05-11
                                                                • 9749

                                                                #32
                                                                Epic thread.
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                                                                • pologq
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-07-12
                                                                  • 19899

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                                                  Oh dude, there's a delicious selection of whores 18-25 that just move here to fukk for a few years, then move back to Cleveland or Buffalo or wherever and con some local dude into marrying her.

                                                                  Down here they like the sun, the sand and my full throttle thrust game.
                                                                  hahahaha

                                                                  treat those whores like they wanna be treated
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