AutoDonk STUPID GIRL CHALLENGE.... would you bang today, sight unseen?

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    AutoDonk STUPID GIRL CHALLENGE.... would you bang today, sight unseen?
    we should all remember this babe, singer of the band "garbage", who was relevant at some point around the mid to late nineties....

    singer of this somewhat redundantly titled song "Stupid Girl"..... pretty hot little number back in the day.....




    setting aside that oxymoron tune, the video below popped up on youtube while I was listening to some 90's alternative music while playing poker, and I thought, as usual with any hott female singer, "I'd like to have banged that little whore back in the day." And, then, I ran my usual famous whore thought process through my mind, which is whether I'd bang her sight unseen today, knowing it's been decades since I've seen her in her prime and father time (and drug abuse) can really take its toll on a whore.....

    well, the video, for Paranoid, had her grabbin crotch and acting like a total slut that is always right up my alley, so I gave her the rare "I'D EVEN FUK THIS HO TODAY, NO MATTER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE" highest badge of Donk Honor.....

    here's the vid:






    all the panty flashing, squirrel shot shucking and jiving, had me all in even on modern day bangin'.....


    NOW, BEFORE YOU GO GOOGLE THE BITCH, WOULD YOU BANG HER SIGHT-UNSEEN TODAY?????



    (AND please, for the rest of us to enjoy the challenge, don't ruin the challenge by posting photos of her hot ass as she fuks today.... thanks!)
  • Slurry Pumper
    SBR MVP
    • 06-18-18
    • 2811

    #2
    Yeah Donk, I'd bang this bitch today site unseen. I went to a show with Garbage opening up for the Smashing Pumpkins. I moshed in the pit and noticed that I would like to fuk her then and now that I'm over 50, there isn't much I wouldn't fuk today. I still have my limits so I may need to bring a paper bag with a sharpy face drawn on it but yes bring that bitches ass around and I'll stuff it full of Slurry Pumper jizz.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by Slurry Pumper
      Yeah Donk, I'd bang this bitch today site unseen. I went to a show with Garbage opening up for the Smashing Pumpkins. I moshed in the pit and noticed that I would like to fuk her then and now that I'm over 50, there isn't much I wouldn't fuk today. I still have my limits so I may need to bring a paper bag with a sharpy face drawn on it but yes bring that bitches ass around and I'll stuff it full of Slurry Pumper jizz.
      If I had a long-lost brother, you would be him....
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      • konck
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-17-06
        • 12554

        #4
        There is a story that to settle a dispute with her boy friend she too a dump in his corn flakes.
        Now that may sound cool ...but wait think about that....you look an see a live turd in your corn flake
        What exactly are you thinking???? For me it's easy GTFO now
        So I pass on tagging Ms Disturbia sight unseen although its a lock she like it hard in the don't side
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        • Shutup
          SBR MVP
          • 12-15-17
          • 2435

          #5
          She is 54
          Most women age badly

          Womens beauty is in their perky and smoothness
          That fades early

          Question shouldn't be would you bang her
          Question is would you bang her if she was the only option
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          • pablo222
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-03-19
            • 8858

            #6
            I want to say yes, but I am scared to be held to my word. This could be bad.
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            • stake1
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-19-18
              • 18116

              #7
              I would definitely fuckk her sideways and allow her to ride, reverse cowgirl
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              • hehfest
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-28-08
                • 7934

                #8
                Originally posted by Shutup
                She is 54
                Most women age badly

                Womens beauty is in their perky and smoothness
                That fades early

                Question shouldn't be would you bang her
                Question is would you bang her if she was the only option

                An intelligent post. I'll tell you. This guy "Shutup" can bring it sometimes even if I disagree.
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                • pologq
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-07-12
                  • 19899

                  #9
                  i think i would not bang her. i do not imagine she aged well.
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                  • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-10
                    • 8944

                    #10

                    This chick made the radar for me back in the day, the one from ‘The Cranberries’ too. Must be my Scottish/Irish genes kicking in or something - not going to Google her now & FU## up the dream. If memory serves me right, Dolores O’Riordan died from getting drunk, passing out & drowning in a tub! That just SCREAMS ‘Mrs. MaltedHopsFrenzy’!!!!! What a way to go!

                    RIP Dolores.....



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