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  • hehfest
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-08
    • 7934

    #1
    Castrated, Reattached, and Recovering!
    First time a female has castrated me like John Bobbitt. First for everything! I'm back and ready to pound the vitterd, the winkyyy, and any other liberal scum that walks the Earth after getting clipped for a few weeks!
  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34113

    #2
    you were gone?
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    • hehfest
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-28-08
      • 7934

      #3
      Originally posted by gauchojake
      you were gone?
      LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
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      • mjsuax13
        Moderator
        • 03-14-15
        • 25094

        #4
        Originally posted by hehfest
        LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
        Huh? For what? Lol
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        • habitualwinning
          SBR MVP
          • 01-22-12
          • 1569

          #5
          This shit reminds me of this old Seattle pitcher that got drilled by a Manny Ramirez liner right to the nuts and he forgot to wear his cup that day. Still had the situational awareness to throw Thome out on a force play before he ran off the field and needed scrotum reconstruction surgery at a nearby hospital. Some hispanic pitcher can't remember his name but anyway that's what I thought of when I read this title. Lol. Oh and heh I managed to ditch all those damn stalkers. Took awhile but I got it done.
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #6
            Originally posted by hehfest
            LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
            She ban me too around the same time. She went full tilt with her banning that early morning she was on the heavy bloody rag I’m sure.
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            • Justin3587
              SBR MVP
              • 08-29-12
              • 2566

              #7
              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
              She ban me too around the same time. She went full tilt with her banning that early morning she was on the heavy bloody rag I’m sure.
              That's pretty rude.

              I'm sure SBR mods just go out of their way banning people for no reason.
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              • pablo222
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 01-03-19
                • 8858

                #8
                I was worried that heh was the guy that tazed himself to death at the Capitol.

                Great to see you back.
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                • BOA12
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-19-12
                  • 20622

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hehfest
                  LOL. Yeah. Shari banned me about 2 weeks.
                  Insult a woman? Got me banned, awhile ago.
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                  • BOA12
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-19-12
                    • 20622

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pablo222
                    I was worried that heh was the guy that tazed himself to death at the Capitol.

                    Great to see you back.
                    With no ammo available, can't shoot themselves in the foot; tazed a nice alternative 4 alternative truth, fact & realty backers (Kelly Ann Style).
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                    • BeatTheJerk
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 08-19-07
                      • 31794

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Justin3587
                      That's pretty rude.

                      I'm sure SBR mods just go out of their way banning people for no reason.
                      I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.
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                      • Justin3587
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-29-12
                        • 2566

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                        I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.
                        I hear ya. But rules are rules man.
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                        • BeatTheJerk
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 08-19-07
                          • 31794

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Justin3587
                          I hear ya. But rules are rules man.
                          Yeah I know I don’t belong here, might sound ignorant or childish, but don’t take away my freedom of type.
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                          • BeatTheJerk
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-19-07
                            • 31794

                            #14
                            I’ve been spelling the F word wrong today, so I must be learning something.
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                            • hehfest
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-28-08
                              • 7934

                              #15
                              Originally posted by habitualwinning
                              This shit reminds me of this old Seattle pitcher that got drilled by a Manny Ramirez liner right to the nuts and he forgot to wear his cup that day. Still had the situational awareness to throw Thome out on a force play before he ran off the field and needed scrotum reconstruction surgery at a nearby hospital. Some hispanic pitcher can't remember his name but anyway that's what I thought of when I read this title. Lol. Oh and heh I managed to ditch all those damn stalkers. Took awhile but I got it done.

                              You're a good sonnova ..........habit. Glad to see you're alright.
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                              • hehfest
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-28-08
                                • 7934

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                I got banned for spelling out the F word on here with spaced out letters. Kindergarten type shit, eventually they will ban me for life because this how I talk & this is who I am. That day is inevitable that it will arrive.

                                I have that swearing terrets syndrome or whatever its called. I just can't stop.
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