McDonalds fries cure for baldness

[daneblazer]

Start supersizing

https://twitter.com/abc7chicago/status/960908558924681216?s=21

SAN FRANCISCO -- A new study reveals a chemical found in McDonald's French fries may be the cure for baldness.

Scientists from Japan said the chemical is added to the fries in order to keep the cooking oil from frothing up.

When they tested that chemical on mice, scientists said, the mice regrew hair.

Scientists said this is the first time they have mass produced what they are calling "hair follicle germs" with this method.

[carolinakid]

great now you can hair with your fat body, if you go to this fast food joint

[pavyracer]

Slim and bald or fat with hair? What looks best?

[pablo222]

Can jj apply used oil directly to his head?

[johnnyvegas13]

Do u want fries w that ?

yes I’m bald here

[pologq]

they should now use the chemical to regrow hair as a standalone.

not complaining. i love mickey d's fries but i have hair.

[HAPPY BOY]

heard TACO BELL Chalupas cure E.D.

[nyplayer33]

Unreal..heres the weirdest one and in the usa potential life. The Sambia tribe of Papua New Guinea is popularly known for conducting quirky rituals in order to transition boys into manhood.

The most popular of these rituals is the oral sex which has to be performed on elders who carry the "masculine spirit" in their bodies. The boys are expected to continue performing oral sex on men*endowed*with sperm until they are mature enough to ejaculate themselves. Then they get to pass down their masculinity to younger members of the tribe and the cycle continues.

[ouzoun]

So if you already hairy you dont go to Macs.

[cashin81]

They chose balding mice for this?

[cashin81]

just remembered this film... I think Im the only one to watch it