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  • Doug tushyterror
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    • 07-03-12
    • 4172

    #1
    The text book definition of a phony passive aggressive GF..just got this text.
    Looks like somebody finally came to her senses since it's time to pay for her daughter's private school so here comes the phony passive woe, is me text .Only to be followed by the weirdo morbid TMI text which is her signature. Trust me fellas if the pvssy & head game wasn't that good which it unfortunately is I would've dumped her years ago. I guess I'll play along for now. Bottom line, not to sound racist(simply factist) but if your gonna date a perpetually broke black chick with a kid know exactly what you're getting into. Kind of hilarious how she says she'll give me 10K if she wins the lottery as if that's a lot considering I've literally given her over that much in the last 5 yrs.

  • pologq
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    • 10-07-12
    • 19899

    #2
    does she just use you for money?
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    • cincinnatikid513
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-23-17
      • 45360

      #3
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      cliff notes

      keep sending me the money doug
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      • Doug tushyterror
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        • 07-03-12
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        #4
        Originally posted by pologq
        does she just use you for money?
        It might seem that way but she really doesn't. When we 1st hooked up I was barely scraping by but when I'm dumb enough to tell her when I'm on a heater that's when her manipulation comes out bringing up how she could barely afford her kid's tuition & like a total mush I start to sympathize even though she's not my kid. As long as I keep my mouth shut I wouldn't have this problem so I only have myself to blame.
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        • pologq
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          • 10-07-12
          • 19899

          #5
          if you don't give her the $$$ does she get cold to you?
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          • Doug tushyterror
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            • 07-03-12
            • 4172

            #6
            Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
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            cliff notes

            keep sending me the money doug
            Spot on..but that gravy train has left the station for good. Gonna finally put my foot down for good.
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            • Doug tushyterror
              SBR MVP
              • 07-03-12
              • 4172

              #7
              Originally posted by pologq
              if you don't give her the $$$ does she get cold to you?
              Only when she expects it after I imply I'm gonna help her out but sometimes don't but as long as I don't promise her anything she usually gets over it quick.
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              • Justin3587
                SBR MVP
                • 08-29-12
                • 2566

                #8
                I feel for you dude.

                This is a hard cycle to get out of because people dont set out to become the proverbial "gold digger". When money is made easily attainable, then thats what happens.
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                • Doug tushyterror
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-03-12
                  • 4172

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Justin3587
                  I feel for you dude.

                  This is a hard cycle to get out of because people dont set out to become the proverbial "gold digger". When money is made easily attainable, then thats what happens.
                  Appreciate it man.. I can't tell you how many times she's asked me to get life insurance & make her the sole beneficiary. I would usually just laugh it off but then I realized who knows what she's capable of if she has a vested interest in my death.
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                  • Doug tushyterror
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-03-12
                    • 4172

                    #10
                    Even though I said I would I will not be making a bet for her thereby risking my money with no payoff coming my way. This is why I'm just as big a culprit as her by telling her what she wants to hear without always following through so I can't blame her for having certain expectations.
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                    • Justin3587
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-29-12
                      • 2566

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                      Appreciate it man.. I can't tell you how many times she's asked me to get life insurance & make her the sole beneficiary. I would usually just laugh it off but then I realized who knows what she's capable of if she has a vested interest in my death.
                      That's a whole fact. The life insurance thing is super sketch.
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                      • mjsuax13
                        Moderator
                        • 03-14-15
                        • 25095

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                        Looks like somebody finally came to her senses since it's time to pay for her daughter's private school so here comes the phony passive woe, is me text .Only to be followed by the weirdo morbid TMI text which is her signature. Trust me fellas if the pvssy & head game wasn't that good which it unfortunately is I would've dumped her years ago. I guess I'll play along for now. Bottom line, not to sound racist(simply factist) but if your gonna date a perpetually broke black chick with a kid know exactly what you're getting into. Kind of hilarious how she says she'll give me 10K if she wins the lottery as if that's a lot considering I've literally given her over that much in the last 5 yrs.

                        I don’t buy this crap... if it’s real. Head and sex is a dime a dozen and you can pay for world class of either and they leave when you are done.
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                        • mjsuax13
                          Moderator
                          • 03-14-15
                          • 25095

                          #13
                          She wants life insurance on your ass to murc you.
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                          • Zlaniner
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-12-19
                            • 1697

                            #14
                            WTF, this shit is wack !!!!!
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                            • Bostongambler
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-01-08
                              • 35581

                              #15
                              Dougie have you considered counseling? Or just rather committing yourself and cutting out the middle man?
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                              • USCPHILLYGUY
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-15-12
                                • 21746

                                #16
                                How are things with the tennis coach
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                                • mjsuax13
                                  Moderator
                                  • 03-14-15
                                  • 25095

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Zlaniner
                                  WTF, this shit is wack !!!!!
                                  If even my wife sent me all that I’d be fukkin running.
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                                  • cincinnatikid513
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-23-17
                                    • 45360

                                    #18
                                    nothing saves love like a life insurance policy on someone



                                    go take a trip, or fall off a cliff please
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                                    • mjsuax13
                                      Moderator
                                      • 03-14-15
                                      • 25095

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                      nothing saves love like a life insurance policy on someone



                                      go take a trip, or fall off a cliff please
                                      She has to protect her investment... he’ll end up dead in a ditch from Tyrone (the other guy she’s fukking).
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                                      • mjsuax13
                                        Moderator
                                        • 03-14-15
                                        • 25095

                                        #20
                                        This guy might be the new Seaweed.
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                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-23-17
                                          • 45360

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                          She has to protect her investment... he’ll end up dead in a ditch from Tyrone (the other guy she’s fukking).
                                          she ll prob invite him over then say he broke in attacked her and mr timberlands will come to the rescue take care of douglas
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                                          • Justin3587
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-29-12
                                            • 2566

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                            she ll prob invite him over then say he broke in attacked her and mr timberlands will come to the rescue take care of douglas
                                            Facts. She seems like a stage 12 psycho
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                                            • mjsuax13
                                              Moderator
                                              • 03-14-15
                                              • 25095

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                              she ll prob invite him over then say he broke in attacked her and mr timberlands will come to the rescue take care of douglas
                                              Shit man.
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                                              • Foxx
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-25-11
                                                • 5831

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                nothing saves love like a life insurance policy on someone
                                                Or putting your ex's cremated ashes on the mantal.
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                                                • Doug tushyterror
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-03-12
                                                  • 4172

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                                  I don’t buy this crap... if it’s real. Head and sex is a dime a dozen and you can pay for world class of either and they leave when you are done.
                                                  Hey man it's not that easy for some of us. I don't exactly look like Tom Cruise but more like the Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky. Let's just say my options are rather limited at the moment.
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                                                  • mjsuax13
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 03-14-15
                                                    • 25095

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                                                    Hey man it's not that easy for some of us. I don't exactly look like Tom Cruise but more like the Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky. Let's just say my options are rather limited at the moment.
                                                    Doug, I just wish you health and wellness. I’ll buy you a hooker myself. I don’t care if you look like Harvey Weinstein. These broads can’t be trusted.
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                                                    • cincinnatikid513
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-23-17
                                                      • 45360

                                                      #27
                                                      doug u need dump her and find a nick thick lady
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                                                      • Doug tushyterror
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-03-12
                                                        • 4172

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                                        Doug, I just wish you health and wellness. I’ll buy you a hooker myself. I don’t care if you look like Harvey Weinstein. These broads can’t be trusted.
                                                        It's all good MJ, definitely appreciate that & all but I just spent an hour on the phone with her & she will be coming over tonight. Gotta call off work tonight & miss a day's pay & pay for her uber back-and-forth from the BX. to Brooklyn cuz she's too prissy to take the train for covid concern reasons. Then on top of that she's made it clear she has a hankering for pizza & wings & 2 angry orchard bottles. Gonna probably set me back $250 all together but considering what she's willing to do in the sack (all 3 inputs + nasty tongue action) I get suckered in every time.
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                                                        • pologq
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-07-12
                                                          • 19899

                                                          #29
                                                          all 3 inputs and tongue action
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                                                          • cincinnatikid513
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-23-17
                                                            • 45360

                                                            #30
                                                            and u say she has a history of stds


                                                            yikes
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                                                            • Doug tushyterror
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-03-12
                                                              • 4172

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pologq
                                                              all 3 inputs and tongue action
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                                                              • Doug tushyterror
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 07-03-12
                                                                • 4172

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                                and u say she has a history of stds


                                                                yikes
                                                                She goes to urgent care to get tested every month & I never go raw in case she skips a month.
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                                                                • cincinnatikid513
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-23-17
                                                                  • 45360

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                                                                  She goes to urgent care to get tested every month & I never go raw in case she skips a month.
                                                                  i think u can do better lots of women out there
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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                                                                    She goes to urgent care to get tested every month & I never go raw in case she skips a month.
                                                                    Why does she get tested so often?

                                                                    How many dudes is she bangin?

                                                                    Is she a sex worker?
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                                                                    • mjsuax13
                                                                      Moderator
                                                                      • 03-14-15
                                                                      • 25095

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Doug tushyterror
                                                                      It's all good MJ, definitely appreciate that & all but I just spent an hour on the phone with her & she will be coming over tonight. Gotta call off work tonight & miss a day's pay & pay for her uber back-and-forth from the BX. to Brooklyn cuz she's too prissy to take the train for covid concern reasons. Then on top of that she's made it clear she has a hankering for pizza & wings & 2 angry orchard bottles. Gonna probably set me back $250 all together but considering what she's willing to do in the sack (all 3 inputs + nasty tongue action) I get suckered in every time.
                                                                      You definitely are hypnotized.
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