POLL: OAN Conservative News Babes are smoking hot, but which do you choose?

[Auto Donk]

Martha Radditz and Rachel Maddow can sit this one out........


holy shit this OAN Network is badass...... no fake news, only the truth, and newsbabes I'd take to Jamaica for months at a time.......

below are Lililia Fifield (the brunette), Tabitha Lipkin (middle), and Stephanie Meyers.......

Poll is simple: all three are beggin' you to take them to Negril, Jamaica, for two weeks of pure debauchery and sex that guys like JJ and ttwarrior can only dream of (ttwarrior may dream of David Muir and his husband Gino Benitez, but you get the point)....

back to the poll: which of these babes -- all of them dying to go with you equally -- do you take to Negril?







you know me, I'm takin' the brunette (and my lovely wife)........ you?

[Auto Donk]

17 views and no votes.......

(understand, men, you can vote, don't be intimidated, as this is not a REAL proposal where you'll be utterly embarrassed when they laugh at your small coks, grab some big rasta cawk in front of you and plow it to add insult to injury, etc., IT'S HYPOTHETICAL.......)

NO RESPONSES IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Or, is this site a whole nest of ttwarriors?

I guess Spicoli was right when I asked him about all sbr posters who DON'T reside in DonkLand, Texas:

[pologq]

i like number 3. she is cute and looks secretly dirty.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

17 views and no votes.......

(understand, men, you can vote, don't be intimidated, as this is not a REAL proposal where you'll be utterly embarrassed when they laugh at your small coks, grab some big rasta cawk in front of you and plow it to add insult to injury, etc., IT'S HYPOTHETICAL.......)

NO RESPONSES IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Or, is this site a whole nest of ttwarriors?

I guess Spicoli was right when I asked him about all sbr posters who DON'T reside in DonkLand, Texas:

Imagine if everyone that
viewed the Fly Me
actually contributed and posted ....
Holy shiiii

#3 ,then #1,then #2,btw

[Bandit]

2 weeks in Jama Man with Stephanie # 3

[MinnesotaFats]

Middle

[pologq]

i would tongue punch all of their starfishes

[hostile takeover]

Only 3? There's quite a few more there.

Emily Finn

Caitlin Sinclair

The list goes on...

[hehfest]

Liz Wheeler?

[Auto Donk]

Liz Wheeler?

it looks like that photo was taken right after a well-placed donkey punch!]\


editorial note: as I lay beside my wife responding, she asked 'wtf are you doing?' (seeing the ho above, obviously), so I explained donkey punch, and she said "it looks more like she has gizz in her eye....."

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Right

[packerd_00]

Stephanie will do me fine.

[HockeyRocks]

None of them, to old for me...

[Shutup]

[Auto Donk]

there's one other late night whore, i think last name "hill", who's hot as fuk.........

have to add her to the "tongue-punched cinnamon ring/starfish" list......

[Auto Donk]

Right

who knows diggity, I'd probably gotten more of a response if i'd made a poll asking whether this photo is more indicative of a gizzshot to the eye or a well-placed donkey punch:

[Auto Donk]

ps, to all you dumbasses who chose the blonde in 3:

now, like paul harvey, the rest of the story:

(no, she's not a tranny):


here's my babe (which two others have wisely chosen):







and, the non-airbrushed stephanie meyers:

[thetrinity]

The left

[BrickJames]

3,1,2