Have you ever banged a delivery girl?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Been drinking vodka + red bulls... almost ran out of red bulls, so placed an order with post mates for delivery from 7-11.

They show you a mug shot of the person delivering. It was a long, dark haired girl with a nose ring.

Not my style, but whatever. Didn't look hot as hell, but wasn't ugly either, from what I saw.

The app showed the delivery would show up in 5 min. I tried to hold out, but had to piss so bad because she took a little longer than the 5 min.

I kept holding it, but couldn't anymore so I went to piss in the toilet. While I was in there I heard the doorbell.

Went to the door and saw the girl getting into her car as I yelled out "Thank you!"

She was wearing a mask, but I saw she had long black hair and torn up black panty hose, with boots, like this:



Did I miss out on an opportunity?

Any of you ever banged a delivery girl?

[hotcross]

only when it counts

[unlearn]

My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I bet MinnyFatty has banged a delivery girl.

I bet Donker has as well. Shit, Donker probably had a post mates girl join him and his big titty wife for a 3-some.

FUK

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats

[brock]

You mean today?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My records are strong across the board. FedEx, UPS, USPS, AMZN, Doordash, grubhub Ubereats

Learner, you ever bang a postmates girl???

[unlearn]

Learner, you ever bang a postmates girl???

Shhh dont tell my wife

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I tipped her $6

[KVB]

Order again DDD, let's make this happpen!

[unlearn]

I told them all I was an sbr pro and they basically squirted on the spot.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Too late now.

I may try again tomorrow.

Order some gummy worms and planters peanuts and try the SBR line.

Might work.

[TheMetsSuck]

Watch more porn

[manny24]

oh wow welcome to the jungle baby

[jjgold]

nope

I WILL BANG ANYTHING RIGHT NOW INCLUDING PUSSY HOLE IN WALL CARVED LIKE ONE AND RUBBER TIRE MATERIAL

[Allure]

Most members here know girls from porn only

Also many hidden homosexuals here but we know who they are

[BrickJames]

Do prostitutes count as post mates?

[BrickJames]

Do prostitutes count as post mates?

If they do yes I've been the whole mess of them if not no I'm sorry

[TheLock]

7-11 delivery? I lol’d.

[slayer14]

Is JJ losing it

[Fred The Hammer]

Only my parole officer

[Vyasports]

Nice "stories" everybody. Nice.

[PharaohUB]

Hard to pull off. They are working and can get fired if they don’t return in a decent amount of time. Offer her some weed next time see if she accepts. Then you can ask her to come by after shift for round 2. That’s your best bet.

[Shutup]

The odds of this happening with an attractive girl is about 0 unless she is and AIDS infected whore or you are a rich AND famous good looking guy

No attractive girl who is on her job randomly penetrates a stranger she just made a delivery to

Just a fantasy

[KnuckleHeadz]

Too late now.

I may try again tomorrow.

Order some gummy worms and planters peanuts and try the SBR line.

Might work.

Gummy’s and peanuts?
Why not condoms and batteries.. get her mind wondering during that delivery

[HAPPY BOY]

No..but when I worked for AT&T I fixed a girls phone jack...gave her my number...came back after work and phucked her. That was a good day.

[Da Manster!]

Been drinking vodka + red bulls... almost ran out of red bulls, so placed an order with post mates for delivery from 7-11.

They show you a mug shot of the person delivering. It was a long, dark haired girl with a nose ring.

Not my style, but whatever. Didn't look hot as hell, but wasn't ugly either, from what I saw.

The app showed the delivery would show up in 5 min. I tried to hold out, but had to piss so bad because she took a little longer than the 5 min.

I kept holding it, but couldn't anymore so I went to piss in the toilet. While I was in there I heard the doorbell.

Went to the door and saw the girl getting into her car as I yelled out "Thank you!"

She was wearing a mask, but I saw she had long black hair and torn up black panty hose, with boots, like this:



Did I miss out on an opportunity?

Any of you ever banged a delivery girl?

A skanky, emo-goth girl?!....Damn, I belched!...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Gummy’s and peanuts?
Why not condoms and batteries.. get her mind wondering during that delivery

Sharp post!

[manny24]

order some magnum condoms, couple fuk books, whipped cream and tic tacs this time Dangles

[KVB]

DDD, order edible undies, or better yet a chocolate thong...

[KnuckleHeadz]

Donk would say order some chocolates so you can extract them from her ass

[BigJay]

I banged a chick who knocked on my door selling magazines about 10 years ago.

Wound up buying 3-4 subscriptions but worth it.

[KVB]

I banged a chick who knocked on my door selling magazines about 10 years ago.

Wound up buying 3-4 subscriptions but worth it.

With that sales tactic I bet she earned a free trip first day on the job.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

With that sales tactic I bet she earned a free trip first day on the job.