Stock up on toilet paper again...Costco running out.

RudyRuetigger · 11-08-20, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by Slurry Pumper

You all have to conserve, I suggest you use both sides.

JIBBBY · 11-08-20, 11:50 PM

gauchojake · 11-08-20, 11:56 PM

Seriously though TP is fukkin square af. Wet wipes are the nuts.

King Mayan · 11-09-20, 12:04 AM

Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto

mjsuax13 · 11-09-20, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

That’s really funny. Thanks for sharing. LOL.

sackdud · 11-09-20, 12:27 AM

only way shit really gets bad is war with china. they unleasded the plague. but looks unlikely

JMobile · 11-09-20, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto

I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

Good luck, midget.

TheMetsSuck · 11-09-20, 01:12 AM

Why not just hop in the shower after every dump? If the worlds gone to hell so bad I need tp on reserve I don’t mind taking a shitty shower. Will stomp that shit down the drain like I’m making wine

beerman2619 · 11-09-20, 01:27 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

They are also running out of Kleenex tissues. The tears of Trump fans are real.

Least cities not burning down and businesses looted like when you liberal clowns lose a election.

King Mayan · 11-09-20, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by JMobile

I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

Good luck, midget.

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

flyingillini · 11-09-20, 01:29 AM

Use Purple passion Lysol wipes

DiggityDaggityDo · 11-09-20, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by King Mayan

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

Mayan, you gonna put Mobile up against the wall?

With all that TP he’ll have a clean ass.

The General · 11-09-20, 09:55 AM

Wash rag clean after every use. duh

JMobile · 11-10-20, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

I only squat for the ladies

jjgold · 11-10-20, 03:31 PM

Every single store is empty

JMobile · 11-10-20, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Every single store is empty

Walmart is almost empty. Only the expensive TP left on the shelves.

jjgold · 11-10-20, 03:41 PM

I went to two places today both are empty

JMobile · 11-10-20, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I went to two places today both are empty

I went to my local grocery store and the clerk asked me how come I didn't win POTM and I told them that the forum is run by degenerates. Clerk laughed and gave me a discount for the Angel Soft TP.

JMobile · 11-11-20, 11:48 PM

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Sanity Check · 11-12-20, 07:09 AM

Toilet paper was invented in china.

Only for use by the emperor.

...

Chinese ppl must be behind it.