Stock up on toilet paper again...Costco running out.

[RudyRuetigger]

You all have to conserve, I suggest you use both sides.

[JIBBBY]

[gauchojake]

Seriously though TP is fukkin square af. Wet wipes are the nuts.

[King Mayan]

Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto

[mjsuax13]

That’s really funny. Thanks for sharing. LOL.

[sackdud]

only way shit really gets bad is war with china. they unleasded the plague. but looks unlikely

[JMobile]

Jmobile im going guns blazing after your stash puto

I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

Good luck, midget.

[TheMetsSuck]

Why not just hop in the shower after every dump? If the worlds gone to hell so bad I need tp on reserve I don’t mind taking a shitty shower. Will stomp that shit down the drain like I’m making wine

[beerman2619]

They are also running out of Kleenex tissues. The tears of Trump fans are real.

Least cities not burning down and businesses looted like when you liberal clowns lose a election.

[King Mayan]

I'm rooting for you. Even on your best day, you don't even have the balls to come through. Everybody knows you're a keyboard gangster. To everybody, you're just a pissed off short guy with the best of lies.

Good luck, midget.

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

[flyingillini]

Use Purple passion Lysol wipes

[DiggityDaggityDo]

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

Mayan, you gonna put Mobile up against the wall?

With all that TP he’ll have a clean ass.

[The General]

Wash rag clean after every use. duh

[JMobile]

mobile not only am I taking your shit but your sweetcheecks too

I only squat for the ladies

[jjgold]

Every single store is empty

[JMobile]

Every single store is empty

Walmart is almost empty. Only the expensive TP left on the shelves.

[jjgold]

I went to two places today both are empty

[JMobile]

I went to two places today both are empty

I went to my local grocery store and the clerk asked me how come I didn't win POTM and I told them that the forum is run by degenerates. Clerk laughed and gave me a discount for the Angel Soft TP.

[JMobile]

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/coronavirus/biden-covid-advisor-says-u-s-lockdown-of-4-to-6-weeks-could-control-pandemic-and-revive-economy/2470115/

[Sanity Check]

Toilet paper was invented in china.

Only for use by the emperor.

...

Chinese ppl must be behind it.