Debut of my professional handicapping service

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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    Debut of my professional handicapping service
    OK you guys had me dead to rights all along... yes, TOUT... and here are my official offerings.

    (Introductory) jjgold package -- $9.99/month
    - e-mail you rotation schedule
    - one bronze pick per week
    - mail you pinnacle cap (used) OR sweat pants with slit in the crotch [your choice]
    Basically recommend for the cheapskate.... (recommended for seahawkharry also)

    (Intermediate) RudyRutigger package -- $39.99/month
    - 5 silver picks per week
    - 15 minutes per week phone call with deeppckts to discuss gambling, usually industry related. Automated timer on that cuts you off, Rudy especially is really longwinded. Last week he kept talking about lawnmower repair???
    - Add to WhatsApp group with other intermediates (I check the chat twice daily)

    (Advanced) biggie package -- $499/month
    - 10 GOLD plays per week (documented 51% ATS)
    - 8 cigars mailed to you monthly
    - Personal texts and 1 hr per week phone with deeppckts
    - Access to my proprietary loan shark app, usually up to 10k and 45% vig.

    (DEGENERATE PLATINUM) BROCK LANDERS PACKAGE -- $1999/month
    20 PLATINUM PLAYS PER WEEK, ALL BIG FAVORITES and OVERS for maximum viewing pleasure
    MONTHLY clothing package, includes ONE used pair of New Balance shoes, 100 FROZEN wings and 32 oz of BBQ sauce, 4 pack of KAHLUA, and 4 LOU MALMATI'S FROZEN PIES.
    Professional debt financing advice, Spousal Camouflaging techniques (i.e. financial privacy within marriage...), and will PERSONALLY approach friends and family for you to obtain bailout loans (saving you embarrassment and shame).
    5% rebate on all losses
    ***Must sign up to bookmakers through my affiliate site***


  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #2

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    • RangeFinder
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-27-16
      • 8041

      #3
      Goodby, you'll be banned just for that post.
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      • lakerboy
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-02-09
        • 94379

        #4
        This guy is fantastic
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        • MUHerd37
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-23-09
          • 12816

          #5
          Ban em
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          • carolinakid
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-12-11
            • 19106

            #6
            damn give me the good ol days when this crap on forums would never stick and would be ban asap by the mods
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            • biggie12
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-30-05
              • 13788

              #7
              who has all this time.? Peofessional gamblers winning 750k a year.
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #8
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                • Hman
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-04-17
                  • 21429

                  #9
                  All in fun
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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hman
                    All in fun
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                    • mjsuax13
                      Moderator
                      • 03-14-15
                      • 25095

                      #11
                      Sign me up for the JJ Gold package
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                      • INVEGA MAN
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-30-08
                        • 6800

                        #12
                        Ill take that 1999 package. the check is in the mail
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          This is a girl

                          I met her in Vegas..KICKLES
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                          • Mr KLC
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-19-07
                            • 31097

                            #14
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                            • Buckandadime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-21-15
                              • 8847

                              #15
                              All this time I thought macaronio was the resident moron..
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #16
                                I'll take JJ gold package w used pinnacle cap

                                Ty
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                                • Bostongambler
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-01-08
                                  • 35581

                                  #17
                                  Deeppockets short arms are you wearing a vagina?
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Buckandadime
                                    All this time I thought macaronio was the resident moron..
                                    We got a few, and the list keeps growing and growing.

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                                    • Fishhead
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-11-05
                                      • 40179

                                      #19
                                      Nice offers for every type of PUNTER
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                                      • veriableodds
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-22-17
                                        • 5093

                                        #20
                                        all 3 packages
                                        link so i can pay with paypal please
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                                        • gauchojake
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-17-10
                                          • 34113

                                          #21


                                          classic
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Short Arms Pockets

                                            I like it

                                            Hey I have that syndrome..BALD AND SHORT..I WANT TO BE NAPOLEON
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                                            • deeppckts
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 12-19-12
                                              • 830

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mjsuax13
                                              Sign me up for the JJ Gold package
                                              Please specify CAP or SWEAT PANTS W/ SLIT
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                                              • deeppckts
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 12-19-12
                                                • 830

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by biggie12
                                                who has all this time.? Peofessional gamblers winning 750k a year.
                                                Pro gamblers possibly more free time than anyone...
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                                                • Fishhead
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 08-11-05
                                                  • 40179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by deeppckts
                                                  Pro gamblers possibly more free time than anyone...
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                                                  • deeppckts
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 12-19-12
                                                    • 830

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by stevek173
                                                    I'll take JJ gold package w used pinnacle cap

                                                    Ty
                                                    Thanks, should arrive 2 - 24 business days
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                                                    • SamsNCharge99
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-22-08
                                                      • 41242

                                                      #27
                                                      no link to sign up

                                                      dammit
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                                                      • deeppckts
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 12-19-12
                                                        • 830

                                                        #28
                                                        Sammy, you want pinnacle cap or sweat pants, and home address for package or dealership?
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by deeppckts
                                                          Thanks, should arrive 2 - 24 business days
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                                                          • SamsNCharge99
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-22-08
                                                            • 41242

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by deeppckts
                                                            Sammy, you want pinnacle cap or sweat pants, and home address for package or dealership?
                                                            am i only allowed the JJ Gold package, this is bullshit
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                                                            • pavyracer
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 04-12-07
                                                              • 82818

                                                              #31
                                                              Do you take betpoints? I'm low on cash.
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                                                              • gauchojake
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 09-17-10
                                                                • 34113

                                                                #32
                                                                If you throw in a dozen grilled oysters from ACME I am in for the BROCK package
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                                                                • johnnyvegas13
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 05-21-15
                                                                  • 27897

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lol ok now ur trying to get banned kid
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                                                                  • mjsuax13
                                                                    Moderator
                                                                    • 03-14-15
                                                                    • 25095

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by deeppckts
                                                                    Please specify CAP or SWEAT PANTS W/ SLIT
                                                                    Neither. Send me an extra play. -500 or more.
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                                                                    • BeatTheJerk
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 08-19-07
                                                                      • 31794

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I want the Mcfatty Brock Landers package with a side of grease plays.
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