Just got back from a late gambling lunch with Crusherr (aka Lenny)

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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    Just got back from a late gambling lunch with Crusherr (aka Lenny)
    First of, like to thank Crusherr for a great lunch as always. Of course in these parts everyone knows him as Lenny, and real generous guy too, has paid 99 out of the last 100 times. For those of you who don't know, the guy is at least 6'3" and always wearing a plaid suit with handkerchief. We to go an italian place where we know the owner and don't have to walk in with a mask like most of you jokers would do standing in line with your arms crossed going to some plastic fukkin bubble to smell each others farts. We've got a separate room and table set aside to ourselves so we don't have others listening or interrupting us. Handshakes and pat on the back, joke about people scared of chinese flu.

    Two orders of warm bread, we devoured. Olive oil and vinegar of course. Bring out our lists of books and make comparisons. After some back and forth we upgraded Heritage this week -- Youwager took the biggest tumble by far. Lenny says they're still a B book but I can't agree -- what a bunch of small time jokers running that place now. By the time I get fully paid out I'll be 73 years old at 2k every 10 days.

    Caprese salad for Crusherr, me roasted veggies appetizer

    Compare promotions at different books, discuss how best to maximize, usually a lot of equations written on napkins (lenny always carries a sharpened H1B pencil... as old school as it gets). Lenny is especially in love with college dogs this year, I have more of an eye for halftimes this year. Some talk about betonline server workarounds, maybe they give us and other VIPs a direct Panamanian server in the future?? Also discuss ventures we had during lockdown, gambling ventures, sports/events that still exist but less attention... not going to mention here but let's say we really owe our buddy EVGENY.

    main course egg plant parmesan for Lenny and he never gets a drop on his suit as that is a no no, me shrimp scampi with 3 sides of garlic bread and of course alfredo sauce and garlic all over my face, what a fukkin slob.

    Discuss forum guys and how funny it is they cant figure out how to make a profit betting sports. Most of the time no idea who the other guy is referring to, a lot of the guys just blend in as squares. Discuss becoming SBR Pro and how to maximize betpoints and whether to redeem for thong or Pinnacle cap. LOL shits and giggles, the day we care about betpoints it's time to retire.

    On to second bottle of Sangiovese, delicious, and cheers to jjgold... what a character. Discuss his drawing technique but more importantly his moccasins??? Looks like size 9 shoes he cut the toes out of because I guess they were on sale compared to his usual size 12? I wear a size 13 skechers even though I'm a size 11, I like roominess. Lenny in some italian leather shoes probably, women are always noticing his style, the waitresses give him a smile and wink but just a polite nod to me.

    A couple espressos for dessert. Wrap up and settle our figure for the month, I owed him close to 55k (we'll roll this weekend into next month). Paid him half in ETH and the other half cash and yes the bills are crisp with the white paper sheet with amount stamped on it nicely. (Crusherr LOVES to smell cash, the guy is a real sicko when it comes to that, he even clicks his heels a little under the table). The thrills of gambling never get old!!

    How was your lunch today guys??
  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #2
    saloon

    nobody gives a fuk wanna be tout loser

    who are these old fart losers
    Last edited by cincinnatikid513; 10-30-20, 03:33 PM.
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    • Fishhead
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-11-05
      • 40179

      #3
      Impressive outing, wow.

      Was at the new CIRCA today, ran into Big Jim, he asked me about a few posters, you were one of them.

      No lunch out, came home for a delightful kale/cabbage/greens salad and four boiled eggs(only one with the yolk).
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Circahe is the guy that thinks he invented bookmaking

        Everyone making books real small now because they are empty and this clown builds amonster in the ghetto real fukkin bright

        DEEP POCKETS= BILLSFAN OR KICKLES

        WE CAUGHT HIM?HER
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        • deeppckts
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 12-19-12
          • 830

          #5
          Losers hang out in sportsbooks

          Time is money
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Yep

            PURE LOSERS

            I got out of Vegas because I was surrounded by losers daily

            Now I am surrounded by farmers that are Republicans and love pussy and beer
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            • deeppckts
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 12-19-12
              • 830

              #7
              Do your neighbors have any issues with the male escorts frequenting your home? The day after when raking leaves do they... give you a look?
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              • SEAHAWKHARRY
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 11-29-07
                • 26068

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Circahe is the guy that thinks he invented bookmaking

                Everyone making books real small now because they are empty and this clown builds amonster in the ghetto real fukkin bright

                DEEP POCKETS= BILLSFAN OR KICKLES

                WE CAUGHT HIM?HER
                Or Rochester Titan
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                • RudyRuetigger
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-24-10
                  • 65084

                  #9
                  It is just sad SBR lets these cukks make a mockery of sbr during the fall/winter
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    JJ’s Gambling Breakfast > this luncheon
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                    • deeppckts
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-19-12
                      • 830

                      #11
                      You have averaged more than 14 posts PER DAY... every day... since August 24, 2010.

                      Let that sink in. Imagine if you had done 14 pushups or read 14 letters of a sports betting book?
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                      • deeppckts
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 12-19-12
                        • 830

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                        JJ’s Gambling Breakfast > this luncheon
                        NO sex here
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                        • Fishhead
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 08-11-05
                          • 40179

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Yep


                          I got out of Vegas because I was surrounded by losers daily
                          When you live in the ghetto as you did, what you expect, eggs in your beer?
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Harry you were the 1st guy that figured him out
                            Rudy was second
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                            • Bostongambler
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-01-08
                              • 35581

                              #15
                              Hey Deeppockets short arms, you are taking clown 🤡 to a new level.
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                              • deeppckts
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-19-12
                                • 830

                                #16
                                BUMP for LENNY
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                                • Bostongambler
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-01-08
                                  • 35581

                                  #17
                                  Unbump for Jerry Seinfeld
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